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nihil: Let me explain something to you :p the cops here can be bribed with a beer (EVEN from a minor) you give them 100 pesos (our currency) they will let you go. This country has no laws. I drive around without a licence never been stopped by the cops or even been glanced at.
hihihi ....actually the picture in AlaynaX's profile is me .....i explained 2 pages back how i got this account...Quote:
MemorY, don't do this again!!
Ummm. I guess I can accept this.
So, uhhh, MemorY chick... Are you single?
El Bullshitto demands satisfaction. If he cannot get it from the leprichauns, he shall get it from MemorY chick.
Damn MemorY....guess we will just have to change your nick. Since you can't seem to keep track of your own sex (probably because he/she is not getting any) we will just call you ItLing. Course then we could shorten it to just plain
IL(L).
The person you all know as the |The|Specialist is really just a guy useing a keyboard as a toilet. All of these posts are actually produced by the weight of my poop hiting the keys.
Here is MemorY when he went for the first sex change.
And here is how he came out of the last one.
Plop...
droop...
splat...
<Lame one liner> MemorY looks nearly as sexy as a pile of smelly brown chunks </Lame one liner>
just wanted to jump on the band wagon and type some crap in this thread :)
/me dancing to I Like the way that you move. :D
Hey your no fun :(
I like the way you move CDKJ.
Don't worry about it !
You dancing ?
:)
joining the fray, if I may...
and a small humorous contribution...
Instruction on how to clean your toilet.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to
stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash
and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where
he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Brilliant... I was actualy going to post a tutorial called "how to wipe & lick ass". If we combine forces we would have the perfect tutorial here on AO.
a typo specialist?Quote:
lick ass
:)
:smokes:
ROFL @ moxnix ....
I'm baaaack
Having put a cat in a toilet before, with pet shampoo no less, it is not as easy as it sounds. It'll work the first time, but then the cat is afraid of the toilet from then on.
They also make horrible wailing noises during the rinse cycle (flushing).
ahhahah ur insane d00d....im at school and im about the get an F for my QBasic McDOnalds project ....oh well...CIS sucks anywas, we learned computer concepts, QB(not that bad) accoutning ond OfficeXP (blah).....
QBasic sucks.
From now on, due to your spontaneous sex change, I shall call you MammarY.
rotfl d0pp
Is QB easy? If it is send me some links to some tutorials :p
QBasic is easy, somewhat powerful if you know what you're doing, and incredibly inelegant. QBasic can accomplish just about anything given 10-15 million lines of code.
EDIT: I don't have any links, I have no use for QBasic (I run Linux).
If you say it's so powerfull why did you later mention it sucked? o.O
Cause 10-15 million lines of code is a lot.Quote:
If you say it's so powerfull why did you later mention it sucked? o.O
Got this email from a clueless user today. Names are changed to protect the innocent.
"-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:26 AM
To: Jarrod
Subject: Email Mal Function
Hi Jarrod,
My email is not working.
Thanks,
Jeff"
Hey Jarrod,
Something's wrong with AO.
I can't seem to post.
Try the post reply button. ;) Turns out it was a weird message he somehow got stuck in his mailbox. He somehow got our contact management program to put the email without an to address in the outbox. So it was stuck. Users...Quote:
If you want to learn to prgram, honestly I would start out with C/C++ and maybe get some Perl in there.
They're not as simple as QBasic, but they can do a buttload more with an assload less.
I don't think it would be a good idea to start out with c/c++ because I've been told it's a hard language.
Huh, Huh, You said hard....
No, it's not that hard if you start with the basics. Don't get ahead of yer damn self and you'll be ok.
Oh yeah, there's a really hot chick who just started here. I think I'll try and work my magic later...
I mastered QBasic in 4 motnhs actually...well im not that good but i know how to write some programs, you can call me a programmerette ....
Crash Course01: sup
Crash Course01: mammory
Crash Course01: :-P
LSysAdmn: MemorY***** >:o
MammarY, so the last sex change you had.... Was that "your" pic in the profile?
Either way, can I have her phone number?
No you may not! :p
That's my sister dude.. sick freak, I'ma hunt you down, cut off your ball's and feed them to my pet hampster :D
The guy in the picture was the orignal *MemorY who signed up here..... then as i said, he got flamed, and gave me his account to ask some questions, and i didn't leave after that ...the current picture in my profile is me. believe it or don't, doesnt make me different as a member :)Quote:
Was that "your" pic in the profile?
/me just saw Mammory through AIM Video
Believe it or not....MemorY is a she (pic included)
Ehh. Worth a shot.
EDIT: Just saw the photo... MemorY, I love you.... Will you do me?
sure u did...
I just love this kind of games :D
omg you people live on this thread? honestly it is MemorY.