Hello what a wonderful day it is, the wind is blowing, the clouds are shining, the rain is pouring down.
Oh what a wonderful day tis is..
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Hello what a wonderful day it is, the wind is blowing, the clouds are shining, the rain is pouring down.
Oh what a wonderful day tis is..
I felt like getting some extra posts and pushing buttons on my keyboard a few hundred more times, so here is something funny.
How to leave the planet
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House (202) 456-1414 to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
duwdbiask sdbfjksdb vlsdbavhsdbfl bfhsabl bvghipagbl
im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.
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Damn i thought you were a chick, so for this to happen then your Detachable Penis would of had to jump onto the Keyboard;)Quote:
im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.
Stop it MemorY, when we got married you said it wouldn't come back... ;)
i meant to say Dildo not penis... well i call it penis, it vibrates too ;)
:)
She's lying:
look at the pattern of the entered keystrokes. A twitchy little pinky on the
left hand, and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right. Far to dispersed
for a vibrator. On the other hand, it could have been her pussy..errr..cat that walked
all over the keyboard.
and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right
ahahhaha
Have you thought of the possibility of my wife using a DVORAK keyboard?
Or just maybe She ain't a She cause She is really a HE
:)
Ja, Ich glaube, dass Ich mal 'nen rueckzieher aus diesem Forum machen werde.
Frisst mir zuviel Zeit auf. Lustig zu lesen ist es schon...muss was fuer Insider sein...
At least your not pooping on the keyboard like thespecialist. ;)Quote:
Originally posted here by MemorY
duwdbiask sdbfjksdb vlsdbavhsdbfl bfhsabl bvghipagbl
im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.
Yeah this board does take up much time but come one now it's fun now and then ....Quote:
Ja, Ich glaube, dass Ich mal 'nen rueckzieher aus diesem Forum machen werde.
Frisst mir zuviel Zeit auf. Lustig zu lesen ist es schon...muss was fuer Insider sein...
wieso kannst du deutsch sprechen, hasst du eine deutsch klasse in deiner schule ..?
Just got back from taking a test...tired, it was math. And only one more till 5 green dots :) But as for now I'll be laying on my keyboard trying to go to sleep if anyone needs me. And please stop the German we don't understand you..
:)
My apologies, It was rude. In order to come back with a decent answer to MemorY's
ahahhaha,
I went and researched the history of "its" comments and posts. Can you Imagine,
even MemorY needed help with disabling the messenger service, after getting these popups.
If I recall correctly, nihil posted a link in German, and MemorY stated that "it" spoke German.
See, there must have been days, when a certain innocence permeated the forum. I was merely looking for a slip up,
that would disclose MemorY's sexuality. The amount of time invested in this, just was not worth it though, hence my post in German.
I grew up multi-lingual, my French is no good at all, I suck at Dutch, so it's English and German.
Yo MemorY, you're cool, Zwitter or not. :p
heheh yeah i posted that when i was a newbie, i didnt know how to disable the service, oh well, we all were newbies once;)
I only speak English & Spanish, Spanish because of my Latin/Dominican background and English because I was born in NYC. Both easy languages (although it's said english is one of the hardest languages to learn, wouldn't know). Trying to learn some MySQL...
http://babelfish.altavista.comQuote:
Originally posted here by Raion
Just got back from taking a test...tired, it was math. And only one more till 5 green dots :) But as for now I'll be laying on my keyboard trying to go to sleep if anyone needs me. And please stop the German we don't understand you..
English translations for the German impaired...
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Originally posted here by MemorY
wieso kannst du deutsch sprechen, hasst du eine deutsch klasse in deiner schule ..?
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Originally posted here by CXGJarrod
http://babelfish.altavista.com
English translations for the German impaired...
hehehe...
Its definetely not the best, but will give you an idea of what they are saying.Quote:
I know eleventy different lanuages. booya suckas!
:)
I was surprised. Babel is unpredictable.
This one is right on the button:
:)
How about those Canadians...huitante, neuftante...
I buy these German pickles, then the store stopped stocking them.
So I saved all the jars with the pickling juice. Just got back from the
supermarket with a bag full of pickling cucumbers. I haven't the faintest
clue of what I'm doing, I think it's time to google.
Hum de dum how are my peoples this fine day? I'm glad the villager's are doing well. Hum de doo de dum..
What a wonderful day today, the Sun is shining, the clouds are hiding, and there's a slight breeze coming in from the west.
Oh it couldn't get any better then this.
Soda,
I know:Quote:
I know eleventy different lanuages. booya suckas!
.308Win (7.62x52NATO)
.223 (5.56NATO)
9mm Parabellum
.303 British
7.62x33 Russian
7.65mm
66mm
84mm
105mm
155mm
XK133 demo pack
That makes eleventy to me
:D
.22, .38 and .45 are private
but gets me to fourteenty? ..........hey, you some kind of short bus retard?
:D :D
I know a little Russian. And i also learnt some Japanese some years back.
I'm learning how to speak nihilian. It's a language developed by the ancient prophet's of NIhil. :D
yeah i heard about that language, it's meant to be really hard to learn..:(
Maybe the GrandMaster Nihil can give us some lessons, like 101 Steps to Nihilism or something..
front2back:.
Yeah it is hard. Proven to be quite the pain in the arse if ya ask me. I patiently await GrandMaster Nihil's presense and teaching's so I may learn his words and his wisdom.
Damn i just spilt a bowl of noodles all over a Computer that i was trying to fix..
Wonder if it'll work now with the noodles all over it?
meory is back, i've been a whole day without AO.....coudlnt do it again
I know what you mean MemorY, i tried to stay away today, all i was planning on doing was check my email, then actually get some work done around the house, need to mow the lawns to some washing.
And so far i've checked my email's. Spikt noodles everywere and stared out the window at the lawn and wondering how high it could grow before the neighbours start to complain.
Heck i might go out and measure the height and take some pictures and post 'em here, and we could make bets on how high it get's before
A) The neighbours complain
B) the Neighbours come and mow the lawn while i'm out
Me thinks it could get interesting.. :)
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Me thinks it could get interesting..
Watching the grass grow is not my kinf of interest or fun but hey, it is the non-sensical thread.Quote:
Me thinks it could get interesting..
Well then Eienstein;) , what do you suggest we do now for some laughs and cheap thrills..
f2b:.
:)
:p
I got 1 thing to say..
wtf? was that picture meant to be?
:)
It is an animated gif. Either you must be more patient and give it some time to loop, or your browser is currently not set up for it. :p
*yawns* Good Morning slobs and peoples of AntiOnline! :)