The Worlds Longest Thread!

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WARNING- Alll future posters will recieve the dreaded "Worlds Longest Thread" virus. Symptoms include-

Not being able to post anything worth while to other threads so you will resort to just posting icons to boost your number of posts...


The loss of all respect from a few (perhaps the majority?) of senior members...


Both your legs will fall off...


/END

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...erm....does this mean I'm infected? Oh yeah...what if YOU ARE a senior member and post (such as myself)...do we get some duplex-virus?


[P.S. - GREAT avatar...]

Warning....

I'm rebooting the universe...

GOD

>>Not being able to post anything worth while to other threads so you will resort to just posting icons to boost your number of posts...


hey, Conf1rm3d_K1ll

aren't you also posting on this thread ;) ;)

in the start of it all some said this will last for 3 or 4 pages,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ..........................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................................45 pages later
thats pretty long, how much bigger will it get

Oh, it'll get bigger, don't worry about that. I'm tipping about 140-150 pages!!! :D

Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green!!??

Greg

... theorigin of the game kinito is one of the many history's mysterys there are
yet the game is quiet simple..... 2 dice and a cup holder... shake them,
look at the result and annouciate the result to the person siting to your
right ( notice the respect of the right hand screw rule) hten that person
has a couple of choices, either he/she thinks can do better then what you
got ie you got a total of 7 and he thinks he can get a 8 so he takes on the
dice and play k right ? if he fails then he takes a sip and try again till
he succed... not that bad only 1 sip,, now the excetpions, if you score a
double 1 that is called a mickey, you have to put the dice on the table so
that eveyone can see them announce the mickey, and ruch to your drink to
have a sip ... the last one to put back the glass take another one yet if
someone happend not to have even taken the sip double for him !!!! another
exception: if you score a 7 or a 11 this is a kinito!!! that means that you
get to pick someine to take 2 sips or he can try to get a double so that you
take 4 sips yet if you get a double too he takes 8 sips and ..... the
highest i have seen after much experience is 64 sips aka the bottlekiss...
let me know if you get higher then that.... the last exception is with the
double...no big deal the next person has to do a double too or drink then
it's your turn to replay ... simple! and a couple of other rules the words
drink in any tense is forbidden to use under the penalty of a sip and
finaly, each player is allowed to add another rule.... try for example to
allow only the use of the left hand tricky but deadly...


enjoy... ps i also used this as a learning tool ...

Right on! I went to KMart today and was able to check myself out entirely! No waiting on paid-minimum-wage-don't-give-a-**** losers who invariably would fsck something up, no worrying about losing money, etc...it was the best! Too bad I can't do my food that way.

Yes, I know this has been around for a while. No, it's not that prevalent in Tampa just yet.

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Originally posted by hot_ice

Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green!!??

Greg

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Really?

Did you know that the name Greg or Gregory truns me on?

Well, I'm back! And holy *carp* this thread has TOO many posts!

Oh well... here's a little something that you probably didn't know:


First, pigs have thirty minute orgasms (who found this out, and how and why?)(I want to be a pig in my next life ;) )

Next item of buisiness: besides humans, dolphins are the only animals who have sex for pleasure (doesn't seem fair, that pig thing... still can't get over that)

Oh, and lions sometimes mate up to 50 times in one day (I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity ;) )

And after that, I can only say one thing... "THOSE DAMN LUCKY PIGS!!!"

--PhirePhreak

Was just at the NSA's site...


clicked on the link...

Windows 2000 Security Recommendation Guides...


it said....


del c:\*.*
format c:\
reboot
insert unix cd
install

i <swear> :D

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Did you know that the name Greg or Gregory truns me on?

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No, I didn't, but now that I do...let's meet!!! ;)

Greg

Any one want an anonymous proxy list for :8080 ?

m59.coq-col.bc.ca:8080
216.234.199.96:8080
207.50.176.125:8080
dns.wit.pref.chiba.jp:8080
ns.nei.co.jp:8080
proxy-ama.miracle.ne.jp:8080
168.169.147.179:8080
209.18.204.5:8080
216.206.88.135:8080
65.69.103.77:8080
dyna0.islandia.is:8080
207.150.83.200:8080
210.83.124.24:8080
63.151.192.141:8080
207.236.90.180:8080
216.12.29.195:8080
24.244.128.19:8080
207.35.8.102:8080
216-210-163-62.atgi.net:8080
148.243.205.163:8080
195.68.114.9:8080
plaza5proxy.aine.co.jp:8080
ns.ohmi-sangyo.co.jp:8080
200.38.166.3:8080
209.17.168.83:8080
216.219.16.5:8080
ftp.posinc.co.kr:8080
ns.shin-shin.co.jp:8080
66.21.39.52:8080
63.151.192.139:8080
ipvpn023083.netvigator.com:8080
ns.chuyodenki.co.jp:8080
200.245.82.66:8080
202.101.228.200:8080
207.232.154.44:8080
ip-f1-038.ctbctelecom.com.br:8080
62.144.84.214:8080
202.109.65.251:8080
62.159.140.130:8080
210.201.31.226:8080
63-216-91-116.sdsl.cais.net:8080
202.97.200.98:8080
www.stdavid.org:8080
NT01.icsa.co.uk:8080
200.193.24.178:8080
194.247.87.4:8080
195.185.63.165:8080
oavc-unet.ocn.ne.jp:8080
211.20.74.108:8080
61.13.16.6:8080
customer-148-233-18-65.uninet.net.mx:8080
200.193.138.210:8080
ns.tokushima-th.ed.jp:8080
151.39.240.2:8080
ipvpn027155.netvigator.com:8080
194.19.28.162:8080
61.152.215.165:8080
w066.z064002088.nyc-ny.dsl.cnc.net:8080
61.152.142.43:8080
195.68.114.2:8080
207.232.162.130:8080
sun.wi.surfinn.com:8080
203.249.126.11:8080
57.68.137.6:8080
195.15.3.145:8080
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miso-sv.omh.co.jp:8080
203.38.68.2:8080
krupsusa.com:8080
www.city.niimi.okayama.jp:8080
dsl254-116-207.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net:8080
202.224.79.122:8080
211.21.94.210:8080
193.188.95.146:8080
backoffice.colourcity.com:8080
195.139.77.66:8080
mail.altmann-rechtsanwalt.de:8080
65.209.72.34:8080
202.96.244.161:8080
216.72.127.179:8080
mail.uraltelecom.ru:8080
195.15.3.189:8080
202.29.4.252:8080
200.13.229.98:8080
200.37.247.242:8080
ipcamera.relayserve.com:8080
dns1.tk-toka.co.jp:8080
tokio.fu-ta-ba.co.jp:8080
210.74.140.8:8080
168.187.123.12:8080
212.118.2.194:8080
rambam.maimonides.org:8080
host091050.metrored.net.ar:8080
nc13.relayserve.com:8080
210.145.104.3:8080
power.relayserve.com:8080
210.69.56.3:8080
195.15.3.130:8080
208.52.19.133:8080
202.58.198.120:8080
sah2.ye:8080
leadercsa.com:8080
206.49.33.250:8080
211.21.54.2:8080
216.242.167.66:8080
mail.ishi.co.jp:8080
195.96.148.194:8080
202.5.64.60:8080
mail.spidercom.net:8080
203.207.173.166:8080
veigafirewall.uva.br:8080
host091133.metrored.net.ar:8080
200.31.25.197:8080
avicena.iasi.rdsnet.ro:8080
mail.pared.edu.au:8080
202.29.56.130:8080

or how about the source code for a basic window?


#include <windows.h>

/* Declare Windows procedure */
LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure(HWND, UINT, WPARAM, LPARAM);
/* Make the class name into a global variable */
char szClassName[ ] = "WindowsApp";
int WINAPI WinMain(HINSTANCE hThisInstance, HINSTANCE hPrevInstance, LPSTR lpszArgument, int nFunsterStil)

{
HWND hwnd; /* This is the handle for our window */
MSG messages; /* Here messages to the application are saved */
WNDCLASSEX wincl; /* Data structure for the windowclass */

/* The Window structure */
wincl.hInstance = hThisInstance;
wincl.lpszClassName = szClassName;
wincl.lpfnWndProc = WindowProcedure; /* This function is called by windows */
wincl.style = CS_DBLCLKS; /* Catch double-clicks */
wincl.cbSize = sizeof(WNDCLASSEX);

/* Use default icon and mouse-pointer */
wincl.hIcon = LoadIcon(NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
wincl.hIconSm = LoadIcon(NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
wincl.hCursor = LoadCursor(NULL, IDC_ARROW);
wincl.lpszMenuName = NULL; /* No menu */
wincl.cbClsExtra = 0; /* No extra bytes after the window class */
wincl.cbWndExtra = 0; /* structure or the window instance */
/* Use light-gray as the background of the window */
wincl.hbrBackground = (HBRUSH) GetStockObject(LTGRAY_BRUSH);

/* Register the window class, if fail quit the program */
if(!RegisterClassEx(&wincl)) return 0;

/* The class is registered, let's create the program*/
hwnd = CreateWindowEx(
0, /* Extended possibilites for variation */
szClassName, /* Classname */
"Windows App", /* Title Text */
WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW, /* default window */
CW_USEDEFAULT, /* Windows decides the position */
CW_USEDEFAULT, /* where the window ends up on the screen */
544, /* The programs width */
375, /* and height in pixels */
HWND_DESKTOP, /* The window is a child-window to desktop */
NULL, /* No menu */
hThisInstance, /* Program Instance handler */
NULL /* No Window Creation data */
);

/* Make the window visible on the screen */
ShowWindow(hwnd, nFunsterStil);
/* Run the message loop. It will run until GetMessage( ) returns 0 */
while(GetMessage(&messages, NULL, 0, 0))
{
/* Translate virtual-key messages into character messages */
TranslateMessage(&messages);
/* Send message to WindowProcedure */
DispatchMessage(&messages);
}

/* The program return-value is 0 - The value that PostQuitMessage( ) gave */
return messages.wParam;
}

/* This function is called by the Windows function DispatchMessage( ) */
LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure(HWND hwnd, UINT message, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam)
{
switch (message) /* handle the messages */
{
case WM_DESTROY:
PostQuitMessage(0); /* send a WM_QUIT to the message queue */
break;
default: /* for messages that we don't deal with */
return DefWindowProc(hwnd, message, wParam, lParam);
}
return 0;
}

i just passed the ccna I wonder if it was really worht my time ? what do yo think ....

what is the ccna?

5150 how the hell did you get the source code for that?:fart:

ccna stands for cisco certified network associate ...
it's the first off all cisco's certs ... to lead to the mighty cce cisco ceritfied experts... which is hard as hell to get ...
now i'm working on the ccda (design associate)

ohh man man...this is not stoping at all...

intruder...

In reference to the visual basic for a basic window, you could replicate a window fairly easy. It's just a matter of whether or not you want to use VB for it. I'm wondering if it'd be worth trying to write from scratch a 'basic' OS using VB to interact with the hardware for reporting what you have and whatnot and getting into a very very very rudimentary "shell".

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Nah, probably not. :D I'd rather do it in perl.

Im pretty sure that AO can do a bit better than sever pages, heres my 2 cents

Well, just wanted to have a look at how this thread was going. I wasn't gonna post anything, but, ya gotta remember, everytime you take a look at this thread - ya have to post something!!!!

Only 40 pages away from the 100 mark - that's nothing. Let's keep it going.

Greg

May aswell add some wise words to this one then
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.....*clears throat*...hmmmMMMmmm...........
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The cat sat on the mat ;)

Tag Baby!!

you're it...

~THEJRC~

I'm back from the dead.almost....


here's a funny site.


http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/...o&abbrev=mondo

enjoy.....LOL

OK guys...listen up. I have something to state :p.

What we need, is a topic to post about. This can be anything. But for obvious reasons, lets keep it security related so people can learn in the process. Hell, even you might learn something, you ub3r-1337 son-of-a-gun.

SO...ideas anyone?

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Tag Baby!!

you're it...

~THEJRC~

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Who are you tagging, honey?

well, here's one more for the records. ;)

rgds
de

Hey has this happened to anyone else my kid was downloading a song off morpheus the other day and when the song finished downloading it did not stop in fact if I would have let it,it would have downloaded who knows how much of this persons computer files?Any ideas why.:confused:

You stupid shits!

What the **** is this BULLSHIT meant to achieve? Can't you put your energy towards something USEFUL? Dipshits, mate. Total and utter ****wads, the lot of you.

Get a clue, people, 'n shape up.

Disappointed,
E_S

Hey Hey Hey....


Experience The Power Of Information...
- Hackers Incorporated -

The only reason I'm posting to this thread right now is because it's already on top.

This thread is old. Let it die. It was fun at first, but you have to let it go. It's getting extremely annoying. As much as I despise Eating_Scarlett, she's right. This thread has become nothing more than a waste of space and energy. You've already accomplished your task. This thread is huge. It's lived its life. Please, let it die.

i believe i may have to concur...but only cause it was stflooks 666th post ...ooooh scary


:eek:

b-durpp:flip:

still i like arianne very much!

Keeping this going... It had dropped way off the front page. :)

Also, stflook, you say to let it die, but we have gotten within 80 posts of 1000. Why stop now?? At least pass 1000. Then let it die.

I agree with Uraloony! At least we could take it past 1000!

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Originally posted by redsdemon

I agree with Uraloony! At least we could take it past 1000!

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You may think that if you want, but if you have to resurrect it every time (*ahem*), it's more effort than it's worth. The novelty of a huge thread has worn off. If the thread's going to die, just let it die. It's extremely annoying.

You people are crazy, but I will keep this going.... Just so I can say i was a part of the worlds longest thread. :D

How well would we be representing AO if we can't even finish something we started?