Top 10 virus threats, source: www.antivirus.com
1. PE_NIMDA.A-O
2. PE_FUNLOVE.4099
3. PE_NIMDA.A
4. PE_MAGISTR.B
5. WORM_SIRCAM.A
6. PE_NIMDA.E
7. WORM_HYBRIS.M
8. WORM_BADTRANS.B
9. PE_MAGISTR.A
10. JS_EXCEPTION.GEN
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Top 10 virus threats, source: www.antivirus.com
1. PE_NIMDA.A-O
2. PE_FUNLOVE.4099
3. PE_NIMDA.A
4. PE_MAGISTR.B
5. WORM_SIRCAM.A
6. PE_NIMDA.E
7. WORM_HYBRIS.M
8. WORM_BADTRANS.B
9. PE_MAGISTR.A
10. JS_EXCEPTION.GEN
Who needs 1000th post when you can be 1001!
Woo!
:D
OK this thread is (un)officially closed.
Please let it die a proper death.
Move along now...nothing to see here...move along please...
Close but someone beat you to it. I'm happy being over 1000, though. That number has been beaten to death.Quote:
Originally posted by Vorlin
Who needs 1000th post when you can be 1001!
Woo!
:D
And there is so much more to see.
BAM!!! Here's a joke for yoos guys!!!
A Gypsie wedding occured, just outside Cavan town in Ireland. To keep the
tradition going everyone got pissed and the opposite families have a
storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking
the **** out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all
members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the
court
room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of a little hammer,
shouting "Silence in Court".
The court room goes silent and Timmy (the best man) stand up and say's.
"Judge..I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened!.". The Judge agrees and asks Timmy to take the stand.
Timmy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional
in a knackers wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the
bride.
The judge says "OK". Well said Timmy, "After I had finished the first
dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song
and
after this the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song..when
all of a sudden the Groom Lept over the table, ran towards us and gave
the bride an umerciful kick in her genital area".
The Judge instantly responded..."God.. that must of Hurt!"
Timmy said: "HURT...He broke three of my fingers!."
Ba dum dum!!!
Just keeping it up
YAY - we reached 1000!!! That's a big milestone - well done all! :)
Greg
1K posts not bad but that's not a real challenge ....
how about 5k posts .... then no more talks about the longuest thread.... because they'll know it's right here ....
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
So let's do it.
BAM!!!!!!!!!! 5000 posts; here we come.
--<psychodelic|industrial>--
Stop me if you've heard this one:
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful
when you drive. If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll
cost us a fortune to repair it.
Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done; glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh... yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no
apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie,
and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,
but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." Wow, that's
great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a
million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do
you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home, complete with
servants, in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the
genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and
natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more
than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind. But what about you,
honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
the wife's eyes.
"How old are you and your husband?"
"Well, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No ****!? Thirty-five years old, and both of you still believe in genies?"
com on keep on posting !!!
I just got back from a 2600 meeting and man I have to say that it always cheers me up! :)
Anyways one of the man topics, upgrade my damn kernal its older than the bible :D
and High speed DSL vs Cable. I'm still undesided but I just don't want my conn-ection to time | out.......
BTW KorpDeath love the jokes hehehehe lol keep postin :D
I thought this thread was meant to die after 1000 posts?? :)
It just keeps going and going - aw well, I don't mind.
Greg
OK, lets get to 2000 now then :)
Smallworld
-ZeroOne :cool:Quote:
Can anyone in the world reach anyone else through a chain of only 6 friends?
WOWOWOWOW 68 pages WOW!!! but we can do better lets try for 100.....
Saweet
:D
:drink:
:fart:
:smokes:
damn this is a long thread!... will it never end? :D :D :D
"This is the thread that never ends, it keeps going on and on my friend, some people startin postin not nowing what it was and they'll keep on posting forever just because............."
:D
it seems so... well this is gonna be my last post to this thread...
time to use some energy on serious threads...
and btw. some lame ***** gave me a negative antipoint for my last post at this thread saying:
"Quit posting to this thread. It's old, and annoying as hell."
plz identify urself so I know who it is I hate like hell!
No1 ever asked u (whoever u r) to look at this thread and giving lame negative antipoints just pisses ppl off....
If u hate this thread so much then take it out on the thread and not me or start making some interesting creative threads so ppl will stop posting in here.... but don't try to control this place, why have a forum if we all follow some dictator and just kiss ass???
I like different opinions and constructive discussion that's why I'm (and many others) r here at AO...
ahhh.... I feel much better now :D
And now for a bad joke.
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
How about we shoot for 10,000 and go from there........
Woah I thought this thread had died out man was I suprised. Hey guess I'll add some thing to this. Yo momma is so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Damn we need to start some kind of topic for this thread to keep it a little more interesting.
ibm backs linux LinuxWorld: Penguins unitehttp://zdnet.com.com/2251-1110-823551.html {if only had more games} :D :george:
Hey this is my 100th post, I started this thread at my 2nd post!
I say we go for 2500 posts !
Keeping this baby going. :)
Hi hope you all are doing good. Didn't thinks this post would make it this far.
Tux lives........................................................... :D
Just my little contribution to the thread.....
Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't watching me!!!!!!!!
well, the worlds longest thread hey?
so heres my part im playing in it just to say my 2 cents worth, i was goin to put a pic of 2 cents here as well but i couldnt work out the vbcode crap so bugger that :confused:
MORE MORE MORE MORE NEVERENDING NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!
wow i havent been here in a while seems like alots changed....
imagine someone comes to job and ask you to build a network using for primary access an isdn connection with a modem dialer as backup..... nice and worthless because of the 2 mins of re-establishing connection yet even if cisco says it isn't supposed to be like that... for them a isdn is already a backup so is modem dial up... so why have a backup of a backup???
well it is possible as usual and here is the config enjoy ....
the major problem was to get the router to switch routes while having the same destinations ... can't use the 2 ip routes with differents metrics since it will get stuck to isdn and never swich unless a manual shut in BRI0 is done ...
as for the route with equal metric ... fun but not practical... half the packet one way the others the rest yeahhhh!!!!
!
version 12.2
service timestamps debug uptime
service timestamps log uptime
no service password-encryption
!
hostname central
!
aaa new-model
!
!
aaa authentication login default local
aaa authentication login NO_AUTHEN none
aaa authentication ppp default local
aaa session-id common
enable secret 5 $1$SSMd$RzXwmXaFE8.kYpijR0x1T0
!
username office password 0 cisco
username admin password 0 cisco
memory-size iomem 25
ip subnet-zero
no ip domain-lookup
ip host office 192.168.2.1
!
isdn switch-type basic-net3
!
!
!
interface Loopback1
ip address 2.2.2.2 255.255.255.0
!
interface BRI0
description Ligne principal d'acces MARNIS
no ip address
encapsulation ppp
no ip route-cache
dialer pool-member 1
isdn switch-type basic-net3
no cdp enable
!
interface FastEthernet0
ip address 192.168.1.1 255.255.255.0
no ip route-cache
no keepalive
speed auto
half-duplex
no cdp enable
!
interface Serial0
no ip address
shutdown
no fair-queue
!
interface Serial1
physical-layer async
description Backup du resaux MARNIS,via modem externe
no ip address
encapsulation ppp
dialer in-band
dialer pool-member 1
async mode interactive
no peer default ip address
ppp authentication chap callin
!
interface Dialer1
ip address 10.10.10.21 255.255.255.0
encapsulation ppp
dialer pool 1
dialer remote-name office
dialer fast-idle 1
dialer string 555555555
dialer string 555553333
dialer-group 1
pulse-time 0
no cdp enable
ppp authentication chap
ppp multilink
!
ip classless
ip route 192.168.2.0 255.255.255.0 10.10.10.20
no ip http server
!
dialer-list 1 protocol ip permit
dialer-list 2 protocol ip permit
no cdp run
!
line con 0
line 2
modem InOut
modem autoconfigure type usr_sportster
transport input all
autoselect ppp
speed 115200
flowcontrol hardware
line aux 0
line vty 0 4
password cisco
!
end
Inside our minds
Games are played
Things are displayed
That were never there
The displayed images of a perfect world,
Inside an imperfect mind
Is it the mind that is imperfect?
Or does the mind create the imperfections of the world?
Is the world a lie?
Perhaps it's all a lie
Since the day you were born
And until you die
has anyone recieved anti points from posting here?? cuz i have recieved 3 negative antipoints from this thread.
one point comment said..."Let this damn thread DIE!!!"
oiy....how does a thread Die?
i have recieved neg points for it and um PISSED
To the preacher,
Not another teen movie, wasn't that bad. I thought it was hilarious. Nothing was supposed to make sense in it. Maybe you needed to be drunk to see it, and maybe that was the intention.
no points in either way ....
i have read the whole wlt and i feel no more wise... whatever....
Can I fail here? ihihi :-P