Matty_Cross = Miserable Failure
*wanders into the room, looking rather ragged, and with blood stains on his shirt*
I'm sorry everyone... I failed miserably..... nowhere near alcohol poisoning... only got through 1 case of beer and a bottle of cougar bourbon... but I did reach the level that can only be described as substance abuse!! YaY for me!!!!...
Plus, I've got my new bed!!! It was sooo sweet.. it was delivered at 7:30 in the morning.. I was sitting on the lounge at like 6:30, and dozed off for what felt like 5 minutes.. it was an hour, and when I woke up, they go... Matty, come upstairs.. and I was all like, Wha.. and then I saw it and I was all like Shibby!!!!! and then I remembered that I forgot to buy sheets and a blanket, so I was like, D'oh!!.. When I get paid, I'm thinking of buying this blanket....
But back to my party.. it was fun... lots was drank... other substances were consumed, and I got SHITLOADS of alcohol for presents... I got my 101 proof wild turkey (I decided to save that, rather than waste it getting completely trashed), a reeeeelly big bottle of Home Brew.. a bottle of Cougar bourbon (all gone.. sniff) and a bottle of Johnny Black...
The worst part would be that I ruined my new shirt.. :( ... I was sick, and my nose started bleeding.... ruined any chance I had of having a nice wake up snort... so I've had to survive the day by my own mettle... but I did it... its nearly 8, and all is well in the world.. house is cleaned up, with the exception of sweeping/mopping the floors...
Now, if only I had spent all my money last night....
