Don't hate me - this is a terrible gag!

Well I guess a group of gamblers betting in a casino with a bad roof would be.....

Chancing, leak to leak

or a line of Hellenics passing something to the front of the line would be.....

Advancing, Greek to Greek

Your turn........ :D

eehheh oh my you guys are killing me... eheheh =)~ this is great.. nice start for the day. =)

oh and simply put.. he forced my ancestors off our land and gave to the English. =) I am Irish by birth. =)

But you gotta love the English.. eheheeh and those fishychips eheh;)

How about a group of Saudi diplomats treating each others' boils:

Lancing - sheik to sheik

If the english would go to war in Iraq, aside the americans, everybody could leave their weapons at home, 'cause just let the brits use their humour and after 2 days the Iraq's
would surrender all by themselves.

LOL, nothin' personal boys and girls.... just joking.

Greetz,

Ok Englishgirl..... I'm running out of words...... ;)

A group of fashion models posing between two streams would be.......

Stancing, creek to creek

Of course the same models could be in an old house in which case it would be.....

Stancing, creak to creak

(but you'll probably accuse me of cheating for using the same word twice..... :o but it's getting awfully hard trying to find any more words that rhyme with dancing......)

So these witches are trying to schedule a meeting so they can raise the spirit of their dead friend for a bit of a party, however they are all really busy so have to do it in stage.....

(wait for it)

necromancing week to week

No fair..... I thought of necromancing but decided it was sufficiently far from being a good rhyme of dancing that I left it alone...... ;)

I think we have practically exhausted this little avenure of pleasure...... Wanna try a new pun? :D

This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for
five years.

One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and
the bag boy is real excited and asks the manager if he can
work the juice machines.

The manager says no.

The bagger says, "But I've been working here for 5 years,
why can't I run the juice machines?"

The manager goes,

"I'm sorry, son, but, baggers can't be juicers."

Englishgirl: That was bloody awful..... I surrender..... ;)

Brush up on your pun-y wit here so you can continue this pun_demonium...... :D

OMG!

This is really terrible...I do believe this has got to be the most worthless thread on this site...

Funny though...:D

Thanks for the bellylaughs.

wulf13,

My family name goes back to the Scotts. My family name befor being Americanised was McCallister on my fathers side and McDuff on my mothers side, Dad also had some lineage of Wallace's in his family.