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Hi,
"The Filth" is a police expression, which might appertain to the totally non-existent corruption in the Criminal Investigation Department (CID = Detectives)
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Thats great, Do they carry billy clubs or BlackJacks as weaponds?
I have been assaulted by several females of the species...and beat frantically on the window with a sponge :D
Hey, 9/11.................not a nice job huh?
Cheers & happy New Year
Johnno
CXG> yet jay and silent bob were just quoting NWA :)
And from the responses that I have seen in here, its no wonder you get treaded like **** by a cop. If you are going to disrespect them and cause problems,you deserve everything you get. I am not saying you did Wazz, I don't know the entire situation but from these "don't do" things that I am seeing, you all deserve whatever you got.
Yep, your right if you keep your mouth shut & dont lie(atleast stick with the story) to them. They will be pretty cool slap you on the wrist and give you the blah blah blah lecture and your on your way. Its when you childishly start to get cocky with the "filth" *METRO* dirty cops, is when you start running in to problems. The young cops are the worst ! those hard asses are looking for that cocky one! Avoid these "filths" at all cost.
Man Im glad I slowed my roll now that Im over 18.
You have to put yourself in there shoes though and think about all the bums that have Gold or Silver paint on there mouth from huffing. And all the crack Whores that give hassle when you take there rocks. And the rest of the trash out there. I guess when you boil it down there already friggin crazy for taking that kind of job. Now I know why they have PMS 24/7...lol
It just struck me why do I like to watch the program COPS so much?
I never did any of that **** when I got pulled over for my first time. Cop said I was doing 50 in a 35. was nice, polite, and did nothing wrong. I got a nice prize for being nice to add to my story about my first run in with the police....A 120 dollar ticket and points on my license.
After that I was a bit pissed at the system. THAT is when I started having fun. I mean if I'm going to get bent over no matter what I might as well pick the lube right?
And to the member who said "Would YOU like to do this job?"
**** YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'v been in a few police chases before....Which is why I'm not is prison for possesion, and I'd LOVE to be in one with a souped up car that can take a corner at 80 MPH, like a police car can.
And ohh ohh ohh, can you imagine me doing a drug bust? LOL
"Well well well....Looks like you got some Opium and pills in your back seat."
"But officer gore! I have a perscription!"
"Let me see it"
"It's at home"
"Well, I'm going to have to confiscate it then, sorry"
*Loads a baggie up and goes home"
HAHAHA!
Or those hot underage drunk girls...
"I think your drunk mam"
"No I'm not"
"Well, I'm going to give you a breathalizer test........UNZIP"
"Just wrap your lips around it and blow"
"THAT'S NOT A BREATHALIZER!!!!!"
"It is if you don't want a ticket"
I'd be such a good cop. LOL.
OHHH!!! Or!!!! You know how cops gotta taste all the stuff to see what it is? Lol, can you see me doing that?
"Ummm, officer gore, not to complain about your work, but saying it was powdered Morphine on your report for arresting him and not having the evidene doesn't look good on us"
"*Giggle Giggle* Sorry, had to taste it to be sure"
"All of it????????????"
"There was only a little bit. Sorry" *Giggle*
LOL.....I think I might start taking law classes now.
Now, for the people taking me seriously:
When I was talking about my special test for hot drunk driver girls, I was JOKING! I would never really do that....Unless they offered anyway. Hey, we all have needs.
Heh, but there ain't now way in **** I'd make any of you believe I was joking about the drug busts and taste tests, lol cause I really ****ing would lol.
See I think you fit the discription the common METRO cop. I dont know, the average stoner would file a complaint here is the report! heh.....
MI. PD REPORT:
witness words: I saw officer gore stash my friends fresh bag of red rock that we got a saturdays Bobby'sWorld rave. Officer gore tried to blackmail us. He then pocketed all of the 50's and 100's I thought evidence was supposed to go in a plasctic bag not officer gores badge pocket.
Officers words: ******Leave Blank If in metro city limits************
End of story complaint dropped and shredded.
I must say, what I thought was just an angry post to vent out is turning out to be Very interesting. All of us in this thread, from all over, getting a raw deal from the fuzz. Even when you try to tell the truth and be polite, there's nothing worse than getting treated like a common shitbag on the street and forced to either get screwed or take the cuffs. In the meantime, all the heroin dealers and scumbags killin' people on the street are getting a slap on the wrist because the filthy judges and cops know them all by their first names...I'm starting to think we don't have much of a chance here.... Oh well, maybe on the next plane!
If you were not doing 50 in a 35, you wouldn't have been given the ticket in the first place.
I got stopped Friday night for doing 45 in a 35. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I told him that I was speeding and didn't realize it because I was anxious to get home because my family called and if they are calling at 4am, then I am worried something is wrong with my dad, and I would have been home earlier but I was driving people home from the bar that night becaseu I was sober and din't want to see my frinds getting in a drunk driving accident like I had been in. The cop understood the situation and told me to slow down and sent me on my way.
And next time you complain about cops being an ******* for giving you a ticket, just remember that teling a cop to **** off is technically verbal assault and they can arrest you on the spot for it and make you spend the night in jail.
I bet cops wouldn't always be such "*****s" if they didn't have to deal with people giving them **** for doing thier job.
One more item for the "never do" list.
When you are touring a 1.5 million dollar mobile police command center and the overwieght cop shows you the onboard coffee maker which can brew enough coffee for 100 cops in 5 minutes, NEVER say, "So, where do you keep the donuts?" The tour will be cut short and the cop will not have a happy expression.
I did this by accident while looking at a mobile command center that we were going to outfit with wireless equipment so that cop cars on the scene can connect "securely" to the police network and LAN on the MCC. What can I say, you can't take the street out of a horse... :)
Okkkk.... I DID get pulled over and ticketed for NOTHING.Quote:
Originally posted here by souleman
If you were not doing 50 in a 35, you wouldn't have been given the ticket in the first place.
I got stopped Friday night for doing 45 in a 35. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I told him that I was speeding and didn't realize it because I was anxious to get home because my family called and if they are calling at 4am, then I am worried something is wrong with my dad, and I would have been home earlier but I was driving people home from the bar that night becaseu I was sober and din't want to see my frinds getting in a drunk driving accident like I had been in. The cop understood the situation and told me to slow down and sent me on my way.
And next time you complain about cops being an ******* for giving you a ticket, just remember that teling a cop to **** off is technically verbal assault and they can arrest you on the spot for it and make you spend the night in jail.
I bet cops wouldn't always be such "*****s" if they didn't have to deal with people giving them **** for doing thier job.
That's good they let you go, but you look like a prep anyway and not like a "punk" which they assume all of us are horrible people.
I'v never told a cop to **** off. I had never done anything to a cop at all when this **** first started happening to me. I just got caught with long hair and a punk rock CD. They don't take you to jail for that, they make your life hell.
Souleman, you live here too, even my Mom knows I got ****ed over, come visit me and we can chat. My Mom used to think all cops were great people and that they did no wrong and always did things by the book like most people in fantasy land think. After I started driving, even when my Mom would be in a car behind me or something, she would watch as I would get pulled over for NOTHING.
Red rock isn't Opium. Even the DEA knows it is Dragon's Blood incence sticks crushed up. People who get high on it are the same who get a reaction to a sugar pill. It's all in the power of suggestion with the mind.Quote:
Originally posted here by !mitationRust
MI. PD REPORT:
witness words: I saw officer gore stash my friends fresh bag of red rock that we got a saturdays Bobby'sWorld rave. Officer gore tried to blackmail us. He then pocketed all of the 50's and 100's I thought evidence was supposed to go in a plasctic bag not officer gores badge pocket.
Which is why you can get high by using your mind and no drugs.
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http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/opia...es_myth1.shtml