Lotta questions - Let's see if I can hit 'em one by one. Please understand that I'm not by any means omnipotent - there's a TON of techies here with much better skills than mine, but here goes.
Yes. Ex-Navy. Check my profile. Eldest son in the corps in Iraq right now.Quote:
BlackIce, were you prior military?
Absolutely! Transition out of the military just kinda sucks - you've been amped up for anything, plus under military discipline for the past 4 years at least. Enjoy watching the civvies run amok and keep those organizational skills. One thing I laugh at to this day is the haircuts - mine's still high and tight to this day, tighter in fact because my hairline's receding, and I laugh my ass off at the mullets running around. What *really* tweaked me though was a trip to Orlando before they closed the RTC there - went over to the old mall where the fresh-boot squiddies hang out and watched them all run around in their ice-cream whites all in step and stuff... 12 years after the service I still get a chuckle at the way things happen out in the civvie world.Quote:
It's like every where I go I keep thinking, wow, civilian life, everyone seems so laid back, on their own program, doing whatever they want to do, dressing how they want to dress, no rules and regulations, dragging their feet when they're walking, walking slouched over and mumbling when they talk.
Easy fix - I'll teach ya quicklike - type squarebracket quote squarebracket. Copy in whatever you're quoting. At the end, type squarebracket /quote squarebracket. (I'd show this but it'd just put what I'm typing out into a box.)Quote:
I can't get this or don't know how to get this quote thing to work
Hell yes! Moreso, you can do it with pride and brag since you fought for our freedoms. Enjoy the VA benefits - you'll never buy meds again. Toughest thing for me to do to this day is to stand up at a Veteran's day celebration. For some weird reason I just can't get it into my head that they're celebrating me riding a ship for 4 years, and occasionally shooting the odd towel-head.Quote:
Wow, you mean I can just go and do that?
Nah. Brainwashing is for those who don't have brains enough to resist it. You were socially modified for the tasks the Marines needed you for, and to be a clean cut socially acceptable human being. This puts you far above 90 percent of American civilians (they're all a grungy lot for the most part... remember 'maggots'? You were one once.). Hang onto that discipline, and retain your training as much as possible - it'll help you in the long run.Quote:
LOL, and when I see this, I mean I heard it before, but it is like everytime I see this, that is when I realize how really brainwashed I have become.
One tip here - CLEP everything!!!! It's free or reduced cost to you since you're a vet - and it gets you out of the bullshit classes if you pass it. Think of it as a 'get out of english free' card... If you're unsure what a CLEP exam is, ask around at the registrar's office.Quote:
I took the practice placement exam for the school
Yes. A computer is an absolute moron. Think of it as a pfc - does exactly what you tell it to do, and nothing more. On learning the languages - it's not too difficult. I very strongly recommend taking a 'computer logic' or flowcharting course if your college offers one - once you learn how to flowchart, you can program in any language - it's all a matter of syntax, which you can look up in the manuals.Quote:
I guess in a way it is the same concept in the sense that it has set patterns and rules, and if those rules are borken it would cause the computer to mess up, because the computer wouldn't be able to understand what it's being told to do, does that sound about right?
Simple to do, less simple to explain to one not familiar with programming, but here goes -Quote:
But how would you actually apply straight math and algebraic equations to fix a problem?
Let's say I want a program to repeat a step a certain number of times -
I use a counter statement - this means that I assign a variable a value, then have the computer add 1 (or whatever increment I want it to count at) until it gets to a higher value. You can have them count by 5's, 10's, even negatives if you so desire. Basic algebra but in a bastardized form known to programmers as X = X + 1... meaning, "Hey, idiot! Take the value of X, whatever it is, and add 1 to it!"
Another interesting aspect of working in simple programming is the ability to crunch numbers en masse, and extremely rapidly.. let's look at that counter, and add some changes to it -
I have this file. It contains a list of 100 numbers, one, two, and three digits long.
If the number is a single digit, I want to multiply it by 10
If it's a double digit, I want to divide it by 2.
If it's a triple digit, I want to subtract 50.
Ok, so first we look at the file and say "ok, we gotta look at 100 numbers" and we tell the computer that x = 0, and to do it's little x=x+1 until x = 100.
Then we assign 'if' statements - telling the computer to look at the number's length, not it's value, and put it into the correct 'slot'.
Then we do our math and have it output to file, screen, printer, whatever.
Again, simple math, plus a bit of algebra. You'll learn more on this in your programming course, I truly don't want this post to be 50 pages long. :cool:
You have to know the math. Sorry, no shortcuts there - if you're crunching numbers, you'll need the equations. Most of them are simple enough though, and the ones you use for counting, etc, you get worked into your brain so well you never forget them. Yes, it looks like an algebraic equation if that's what you're after. Remember, you're God to the machine, so what you want done is what it will try to do... it just falls to you to tell the machine how to do it correctly.Quote:
Or do they have software that will tell you what the equation should be, and you try it, and if it doesn't work go back and mess with it till it does work? And where in the computer would you acutally go to and type in this equation or formula to make it work right again? Does it actually look like an algebraic equation like ab(c3 X xy) +2= 14, and do you enter it in as such, or does it look something like those number and characters you get when you open a corrupted file or something?
Try calling the FBI directly and asking for a recruiter - there's a local number in your phone book I'm sure.Quote:
found no address specifically for the FBI whatsoever
Yep, 'hurry up and wait.'Quote:
When you want something or need something from the gov., they'll take their sweet ass time, but if they want something or need something from you, man do they run.
Hope that helped!
