Fakes...

Ah yes the ABC people.

A stands for Acting up
B stands for Be serious now
C stands for Crap comes in all sizes and forms

I guess this is why you should never give out your passwords and credit card numbers to strangers...duh.

C.

Hmmm............

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I'd say that I like elderly men of over 50, I'd get dozens of messages from elderly guys who want to contact me.

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Hey, Katja just because I am old enough to be your grandfather is no excuse for calling me "elderly"...............my dear young lady, I will challenge you to a Zimmer frame race any day of the week :D

:p :cool:

Hey, nihil, don't get a heart attack now. I will accept that challenge! You know what? I'll walk the whole distance on my hands and you with your zimmer frame. :D We'll race for a mile and I'll give you a 2000 yards headstart. The first one to cross the finish wins and pays for the drinks, okay?

(Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...;))

My goodness...

Is it any wonder I can't find much enthusiasm to post round here these days.

<A thinly vieled plot to chat up kaytja>
What a quality thread.
</A thinly vieled plot to chat up kaytja>

Hey Katja

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Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...

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I wouldn't know about that :D

A mile is 1760 yards? so a "2000 yard" start?

My Wife finds our banter amusing :D

OK I lied:

I'm actually 5'2, 285lbs, Bald and I live in my Mothers basement. But when I do go out, I can stay out as long as I want. I have never had sex so I cruise IRC as SexyHotLips939

Here's my IRC Profile:

Sex: Female
Age: 14
Likes: Puppies, Cheerleading, Rainbows, and Old Guys like nihil

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Originally posted here by Katja
We'll race for a mile and I'll give you a 2000 yards headstart.

(Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...;))

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Originally posted here by nihil

A mile is 1760 yards? so a "2000 yard" start?

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Maybe she's implying that you move so slow, that you're actually going in reverse! :D

oh wow, why didnt anybody tell me about all this! ;)

Hi Kath~

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Maybe she's implying that you move so slow, that you're actually going in reverse!

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75th Rangers?..............sneak up from behind?

Actually I will accept the challenge, given that I get to start 40 yards beyond the finish line, she will have to cross it first and buy me beer?
:D :drink:

[completely off-topic]

nihil...cough!!!!...AHEM!!!!...cough!!!!

Shouldn't you be requesting your TITLE :D....you're a month overdue!

I suggest...

AO"S Yoda Master

AO's Resident Sage

or..in the theme of Bloom County and Opus...

BPPFT! BPPFT!

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/pages/index.asp
The Official Berkeley Breathed Website

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/page...ite_strips.asp
The Official Berkeley Breathed Website

Personally, I like the one where he throws the computer out the window...I downloaded it a long time ago...couldn't find it on the site. :D

Eg ;)

P.S. Tried to upload that cartoon but at over 2 MB at dial-up it was taking forever...I'll see if I can downsize it later and try again.