So when do I get a pay check?

Is this what they call "birdwalking" Nice segue. From gore's AP's to rednecks. LMAO

Hey Gore if they don't give in to your demands, there's always going on a hunger strike... hahaha

If it works for prison inmates why not? right?

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Originally posted here by Spyder32
keezel -- Was that some kind of sick, way off, redneck rhyme..? :p

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Lol yeah, I guess...except for the rhyme part. I was born and raised in Georgia. I have a friend from Canada that says I don't have a very strong southern accent until I *try*, then I have a perfect southern accent. There are actually many different brands of southern accent, depending much on culture. Just as you have vastly different upper vs lower class Brit accents, there are different southern accents. (None of them sound nearly as nice as the Brits though). You've got your "purified redneck" (Nascar accent...usually no ebonics or Texan influence), regular southern (not too strong but noticable to anyone not southern) of which there are varying degrees depending on demographic and region, southern belle (some of the women folk), ebonics (often African Amreican), "irregular ebonic" (which is southern mixed with ebonics and is damn near impossible to understand...or unnerstan'? rather)...take your pick, I can probably imitate it. Not many Texas or Louisiana redneck accents out this way though. They have a more pronounced "drawl".

:p I wonder if I could turn this into a non-security related tutorial.

I have an accent thick enough to cut with a knife. However, I'm country, not redneck. And if you don't know the difference, I can't explain it to you. ;)

Country:

Moon Shining and tractors



RedNeck:

Drinking said Shine and mobile homes. Cousins are generally more than just cousins. Like, cousin sister joe bob. Like Microsoft Bob is inbred Windows 2.

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I have an accent thick enough to cut with a knife. However, I'm country, not redneck. And if you don't know the difference, I can't explain it to you. ;)

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So Deb, what you're saying is Hooked on Phonics, would be a bad tool in your case.

HOO...HOUKED ON PO-HOWN-ACKS WOOOOR-KAD FOR MEH...MEH!!

Look up Brian Regan and his routine on hooked on phonics...it'll make more sense then.

Actually, Gore was close. I fish, I love trucks, I listen to country music, and I would die if I lived in a city. I do not own/wear/give a crap about the Confederate Flag, I don't need a couple of cases of beer to complete my weekend, and I don't go to the grocery store barefoot.

And actually, when I was learning to read, my teacher used a forerunner to hooked on phonics, and it's served me well my whole life. :p I wasn't raised in the south completely, but I was raised by very southern parents, so I was the only little girl in my Southern California class who said Ya'll.

I have a big Texas accent and yes i do say yall lol but, i dont live in a trailer and i dont have a car in the front lawn on cinder blocks and all my cousins are just that, cousins lol.. this isnt arkansas ( joking!) :)

I've lived in Texas (Plano) since 1973. I say y'all and fixin'....but I don't write it. I think the big difference between a typical Texan (or true southerner) who says "y'all" or "fixin' " and a hick...is that the hick doesn't realize those words aren't part of the english language.

I am deeply disturbed by your Mood right now O__o

EDIT: And what the hell is this damn Hooked on Phonics I keep hearing about?!