/end crazy math - back on topic ;)
I will agree, my office life seems to look a little more Dibertish than like Office Space.
Cant believe noone mentioned TPS reports!
Dom Portwood: Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
or
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE @SS prison.
Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!
lastly
Bill Lumbergh: Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...
