Well... This has been a memorable Thanksgiving. I had to bury one of the cats this morning.
Actually... this is the best thanksgiving I've had in a long time.
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Well... This has been a memorable Thanksgiving. I had to bury one of the cats this morning.
Actually... this is the best thanksgiving I've had in a long time.
To be more memorable just for you.... happy t-day :DQuote:
Originally posted here by d0pp
Well... This has been a memorable Thanksgiving. I had to bury one of the cats this morning.
Actually... this is the best thanksgiving I've had in a long time.
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't
submitted by W. Dotson from Joke-of-the-day.com
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10. "Talk about a huge breast!"
9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
8. "Don't play with your meat."
7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
Just said i'll add my thanks giving wish so have a happy one everyone and I will join Aspmann in haveing a Guinness for you.
/ me has just drunk first mouthfuls of Guinness for today..................my cousin is coming round for dinner..............he flies back to Washington tomorrow............
Ancient drinking curse:
"Jeers queers
Bottoms up
May your earholes turn to a$$holes
And $h1t down your collar"
:drink: :D
EDIT: Condolencesd0pp there is a single white rose blooming on the bush I planted where I buried my last one to pass away....................we had a very close relationship, as she was the runt of a very large litter, and I had to bottle feed her every two hours........
Oh... It's not the cat... I barely knew the little bastard, cept when he crapped on my bed, but everyone else here loved him.I didn't wish him any harm tho.
I'm not good with emotional stuff, and now there are chicks all around me crying.
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Well... I plan to lounge around in my underwear on IRC all day....
I'll be right there beside you man! I am making a feast out of Wendy's dollar menu and all this talk about Guiness made me thirsty so I am going to grab some. Maybe just get some Jamesons and settle in for the day.
Ry
Hmmmm,
#1. Dig and seive a suitable patch outsideQuote:
I barely knew the little bastard, cept when he crapped on my bed
#2. Clean the litter tray when used
#3. Shower more frequently
:p :D
How often?Quote:
#3. Shower more frequently
How many chicks? :DQuote:
and now there are chicks all around me crying.
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#3. Shower more frequently
often enough so you don't smell like a cats toilet :DQuote:
How often?
and shouldn't the chicks be happy :confused: my cats eat a lot of them little birds :pQuote:
and now there are chicks all around me crying.