non-sensical thread

I have two devils one on each shoulder that tell me what to do Muhahahaha

lol

Would someone come over and shoot my dog for me?

The ****ing idiotiotic dog just killed a freaking skunk.
The smell is so horrible. I can't stand it.

I think I'm gonna die.

Whoa Looks like you are going to need Skunk-off" it comes in a aerosol can you get them from a Vet Clinic, dog supply stores, dog kennels or pet shops and you might want to get some Rexall "C-D Deodorant"for furnishings, drapes, etc

Oh good, I thought I was gonna have to use the good old tomato paste thing. lol

The smell is mainly concentrated outside, but it really stinks inside to.

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Hairy dog? My dog was sprayed by a skunk. Twice. Supid mutt never learned the first time. Never seen him so scared, that skunk shot him right in the eyes and temporarily blinded him.

We washed him with tomato juice. Boy, was he ever confused with us pouring food all over himself. He couldn't stop trying to eat his own fur.
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He reeked of skunk every time we washed him for six months. And the second time too. You're not gonna have fun with this, Cheyenne.

Our vet actually recommended the tomato juice, on the basis that it's much nicer for the dog to be bathed in food than in some strange chemical he's never seen before.

But trust me, you'll be laughing at this years from now. I remember calling the vet for advice, going to the store to buy 20 cans of tamato juice and nothing else and getting THAT look, watching the dog confused as hell with us pouring food all over him, and then he goes and gets skunked again. The second time wasn't so bad because I knew how funny it would be washing him in food.

Why don't you just come up tomorrow?? lol

yeah thats smell is on our wodden porch and on one rug. And one of our vehicles is well lets say it undrivable. lol

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lol striek. Well unfortuanately, I have the only truck in this family, so I get to take him to the vet tommorow. lol I figure I'll let them handle it. hehe

That might be a good idea and I would put something old on the seat if the dog is going to be riding in the front seat with you unless you are going to put him/her in the back of the truck

That dogs definitely not riding in the front with me. lol There aint no ****ing way.

I have a truck bed for a reason. lol

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I knew you were going to say that Hehehe