For all you hackers out there...

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Originally posted by seatac
I am not a hacker, phreaker, cracker, or tagger-
I'm what most would call a Computer Forensics Specialist.
My hat color of choice is red, white and blue...

Semper Fi!

:drink: :3pow:

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:fu: You suck.

DAMN HACKERS!!

Hacking is bad mmmmmkay....

I guess I would have to be ex-grey, now pretty white =D

[email protected]

Was fuer 'ne Hut?

\Tom Wethers/

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I'm more of a target. - bquine

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That is funny! ;) Not that you are targeted, but just the comment. :p There are so many funny people here!

01100101,

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Originally posted by DISLEX


That is funny! ;) Not that you are targeted, but just the comment. :p There are so many funny people here!

01100101,

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U think im funny?

i have to say that i prefer not to use the term hacker when describing my abilities.... words like that, heard by the wrong people, can get you in trouble... hehe

One time I signed on AOL and hit the keys really fast and suddenly a screen popped up and said "OMG YOU HACKED THE GIBSON YOU ARE ELEET" so I decided I should get proof and copied the garbage file and then my mom came in and turned my computer off :mad: - Every now and then I try hitting they keys really fast like this aipfh apoig ha;lj zhvlgh ap[g h;lvknr ght08qut981yr=q rufqrj'fpajhg ajg; lkajg z
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but see? It didn't do anything, maybe if I hit ctrl and shft and some other random keys it'll work again.

Oh well. :D

You know.. One time i signed onto prodigy....


And i Did something very similar as adroitox.


I hit a buncha keys just like this,,.,



hbasldhsajk rfhuweqi;fsdjfhsudkflsdkjfyh hj3l45r237i6fbsjadmlfsai6yfs7da8fmnasdbfajml sdafkuw6784il h u hsekajf;aes98r73ioulrjfhay84orkjsadhfiukasdlcnh8w3qormsnb

I spun around three times then clicked my heals... Guess what....


Blue screen of death.. Yep.. Crashed windows..
Deleted MS money.. (Didnt use it but anytime a person deletes a microsoft product its a decade of bad luck)

anyone know how to reverse this wizardry?

Lost and confused hacker..

Things which I have somehow caused to fail or crash and I don't know how, or maybe just came across them at a bad time:

Windows (no credit here.)
38-channel walkie-talkies.
A neat car GPS system.
A gasoline pump display.
Several other items which were hilarious at the time, but I forget.

I think that says something. Sometimes people ask me to come over and fix some windows problem, and when I try it, it doesn't happen. Maybe I just have a magnetic personality.

As for technical skill, I think my sig says it all. Proficient. Adequate. Competent. Acceptable. Being 'ok' puts you above a scientifically-proven 96.5%* of the internet, you know!

* These statistics were a the average of an opinion poll of random people with the name 'Terr'.

Terr.. That just sounds like REALLY bad luck.. to the point of dangerous.. hah