my g/f's name is Tia lol
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my g/f's name is Tia lol
Anything that is a repeat of information I provided the questioner. . . I have limited patience with people who ask the same technical question over and over again -fuse is even shorter if part of the previous answer invovled a hands on demostration for the person.
Cheers,
-D
I sometimes work in an internetcafé..
And what I find most anoying is:
Why can't I get in to ...just any... chatroom? As if I know.....
What does 404 page not found mean? DUH...
Get a life man...
Three stupiest questions I've been asked:
3: Which do you like more, hardware or software?
2: Does my computer have the internet on it?
1: Where do you want to go today?
I have to agree with you on that one. Another example, my friend sitting next to me just asked, "What's a new thread?" When he saw the button next to the "post reply" link.
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I was just asked if it made a difference if someone bought hardware or software and which was needed more.
wow... everyone has pretty much heard it all...
but then again I had a VP from a major hardware sales shop look up and ask me if he still had microsoft windows on his machine :::abviously he meant word:::
Usually my radar tells me when a dumb question is coming!! Best investment I ever made was in these wireless headphones!! Little does anyone know, I never have the sound on.... just headphones on my head.
~THEJRC~
Cute, I thought the headphones made you look sexy Bubbles!
one would be when somebody rings me and say..
Person: Hello.. can you help me?
Me: Yeah sure.. whats wrong?
Person: Something's wrong with my PC is ****ed..
Me: Really? whats wrong with you PC?
Person: I dont know.. its ****ed..
Me: Ermm what do you mean by ****ed?
Person: Its ****ed! Look! are you gonna help me fix it or not?!
Me: I will.. as soon as you tell me whats wrong with it..
Person: I DONT KNOW!! thats why i called you!!
Me: Ok is the power on?
Person: Im not that dumb!!
Me: Ok ok.. Is the monitor on?
Person: Are you making fun of me?!!
Me: No
Person: Then stop asking me stupid questions!!
Me: Ok.. is the cable on your monitor connected to the box?
Person: What cable??
or...
Person: Hello.. help desk?
Me: Yes...
Person: I am very disappointed and i want good service right now!
Me: What seems to be the problem mam?
Person: I dont know the password to my screen saver
Me: Well i have nothing to do with that mam..
Person: Ofcourse you have notthing to do with it but im asking you to fix it!
Me: well mam i really cant help you...
Person: What do you mean you cant help me?!! what kind of a help desk are you?! Look miss! i spent lots of money for this computer and i want it fixed this instant! Give me your Manager!! You are gonna loose your job for this!!
Me: Madam.. we are an Internet Service Provider... we have nothing to do with your PC..
Person: Now dont be a smarty pants missy!!!
Anyone who posts in this thread will notice that i am doleing out positive Antipoints!!