LOL Tigershark's link is worth visiting folks....
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears, cleaned both
ears, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its
ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "If you're using this on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my chow-chow."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Oh no, I found another one in my email....
A news item this morning was about a local coal miner. It
seems that his favorite hobby was painting, but since he
couldn't afford to buy canvasses he simply painted on the
walls of his small cottage. Unfortunately, a gang of youths
broke into his cottage earlier this week and defaced his
paintings. Yesterday the young miscreants were charged in
court with................
"corrupting the murals of a miner."
