Haha thats almost is good as wizardsmoke in the back of hightimes mag. Maybe I should edit that to just regular black rock. For a more realistic approach.
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Haha thats almost is good as wizardsmoke in the back of hightimes mag. Maybe I should edit that to just regular black rock. For a more realistic approach.
Its called profiling, and it is not suppose to be done, but of course it is. Just change your profile. Pull back your hair and wear a baseball cap. Or get a cowboy hat to wear while driving (appearing like a red neck...lol) Keep a soft rock station programed on your radio, and switch when you are pulled over.Quote:
I'v never told a cop to **** off. I had never done anything to a cop at all when this **** first started happening to me. I just got caught with long hair and a punk rock CD. They don't take you to jail for that, they make your life hell.
There are many ways to confuse their profiles
Be very polite, and apprear slightly dumb (cops lov e to feel superior).
Lol, those are some good ideas. For soft rock, I actually do not mind it. I don't listen to "just punk rock". I listen to anything I think sounds good which can be things like Mindless self Indulgence, The Doors, Sepultura, SLayer, GWAR, NIN, Acid Bath, The Animals version of House of the rising sun....wone of my fav songs. And of course The Ramones and other Punk rock classics.Quote:
Originally posted here by moxnix
Its called profiling, and it is not suppose to be done, but of course it is. Just change your profile. Pull back your hair and wear a baseball cap. Or get a cowboy hat to wear while driving (appearing like a red neck...lol) Keep a soft rock station programed on your radio, and switch when you are pulled over.
There are many ways to confuse their profiles
Be very polite, and apprear slightly dumb (cops lov e to feel superior).
I do wear hats sometimes though. And even though I do have fun from time to time, I still try to be as nice as possible to the officer because I know they are trained to expect the un expected and be prapaired for the worse things possible. I take that int consideration and have always been nice....Well at least the forst 10 times I was nice, and that got me no where. So I had some fun and sometimes that has actually worked better.
Me and my best friend were outside at the mall on a hot summer day smoking in the shade and mall security didn't like where we were so he called the SHerrif and had him come in. 2 Sherrif cars and a regular squad car were called in to do background checks on all of us and see if any of us were wanted. My friend got arrested and me and my best friend watched as he tried to explain.
The cop said "SHUT UP! YOU TALK WHEN I SAY!"
Then he took my friend and arrested him.
Me and my best friend just looked at each other like "****". Then that cop left and the other Sherrif came up to us and asked us for our IDs. We gave them to him and instyead of gonig and checking us out, he asked us about outr hair.
I had my Mohawk spiked up and it was 12 inches and he asked us about that and about my best friends liberty spikes. He was actually nice to us and we both were scared shitless as this had never happened before. He came back and said "Wow, you guys have absolutly nothing on your IDs, not even a traffic violation."
Then he said something cool about out hair and left. That was the first time a cop ever treated me with any respect at all.
ONE other time this happened. I was driving down Michigan Ave. And there was a Sherrif again waiting to go. Figuring that he was on the job I waved him to go ahead in front of me and he thanked me and continued down the road at 65 MPH. The speed Limit was 50.
Me being the type of person I am, did not do 50 like every other car. I kept up with him the entire way and actually had people staring at me going by like, "HOLY **** KID!".
I was doing almost 70 down the road and he didn't even look at me like he was going to do anything. I know speed limits are there for a reason because the average driver can NOT drive any faster on that road without risking someone's life.
But I actually do know how to drive fast and safe because I'v raced before and also been a "wheel man" before. I learned how to drive fast yet safe and the cop prolly noticed that I was flying down the road but that I wasn't swerving all around either.
Those are the only two times a cop has ever treated me nicely. Before that though, I was like a woman about to turn lesbian. Hoping there was "At least one good one" before I went to the other side. Lol.
it's funny how you can whine about your little ass encounters with the law, accusing cops of criminal profiling and yet all i saw in this post are comments about cops being "pigs", having low iq, being "dumb", "mentally challenged"..." filthy, racist, useless, dougnut eating, shitbags" ... having an inferiority complex, powertrip, donut obsession and etc...
when you get robbed next time, don't ****ing call them, do them a favor ..cuz they gotta come to save your sorry ass anyway....and you don't have a clue as to what that feels like...going on a robbery call, not knowing if some stupid ass kid is going to pop a gun on your face and shoot your life good bye before you can get to go home to your family ,like everyone wants to at the end of a day, just because the mother****er had a few drinks and decided to show the world that he's the man. You don't know what it's like to stand by a stinky dead body of a 2 yr old that died of a horrible beating because mommy decided to sell her body for crack...all you do all day is sit behind a computer screen, popping your acne ...pretending to be cool
Get a life!! How's that for profiling...
Wow, are you having a bad day today, or did you take this personally?Quote:
Originally posted here by amnesiac
it's funny how you can whine about your little ass encounters with the law, accusing cops of criminal profiling and yet all i saw in this post are comments about cops being "pigs", having low iq, being "dumb", "mentally challenged"..." filthy, racist, useless, dougnut eating, shitbags" ... having an inferiority complex, powertrip, donut obsession and etc...
I would suggest cleaning your language up and posting your thoughts in a rational way, to attempt to sway others to your point of view. Imean talk about whining .....would you like some cheese with that wine?
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Originally posted here by amnesiac
it's funny how you can whine about your little ass encounters with the law, accusing cops of criminal profiling and yet all i saw in this post are comments about cops being "pigs", having low iq, being "dumb", "mentally challenged"..." filthy, racist, useless, dougnut eating, shitbags" ... having an inferiority complex, powertrip, donut obsession and etc...
Not from me you didn't. Power trip, yes, doughnut....I'v never really seen a cop with one.
Before I pulled the fun stuff, I'v tried cops for help, they were never there when I got jumped, and didn't care either. They were never there when some dude had a gun pointed at me, or care either, HOWEVER THEY WERE THERE WHEN I WAS DOING 5 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON A ****ING FREEWAY.Quote:
when you get robbed next time, don't ****ing call them, do them a favor ..cuz they gotta come to save your sorry ass anyway
God what I would do do meet you in person ONCE, spike your hair up, and send you walking near the Police station.
Actually, I do. Since the police have never actually came to my house I MYSELF have to go outside with a knife whenever there is a chance someone is outside trying to rob us. Or when my best friend is here, I go out with his AK.Quote:
....and you don't have a clue as to what that feels like...going on a robbery call, not knowing if some stupid ass kid is going to pop a gun on your face and shoot your life good bye before you can get to go home to your family ,like everyone wants to at the end of a day,
Yea, funny how that's socially acceptable, but my Opium is not ;)Quote:
just because the mother****er had a few drinks and decided to show the world that he's the man.
I live 30 minutes from Detroit, of course I do. And if you are like me and think it's bullshit, LEGALIZE. Won't have to pay extortion fees if it's legal....Or Pwaring has an idea lol.Quote:
You don't know what it's like to stand by a stinky dead body of a 2 yr old that died of a horrible beating because mommy decided to sell her body for crack
I don't have acne, I'm clear complected. I don't sit here all day, I work, party, do drugs, try to start riots, whatever the **** I think is fun. I don't pretend to be anything unless I'm Social Engineering. I also have a life, and could easily **** yours with some information.Quote:
...all you do all day is sit behind a computer screen, popping your acne ...pretending to be cool
Get a life!! How's that for profiling...
amnesiac
Registered: Apr 2003
Posts: 2
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Lol, and here I thought he was an ass kissing wanna be cop. AKA security guard at the mall.
My house got screwed over, about 14 years ago, I'm still waiting for the visit. I got the crime number (for the insurance) when I phoned up the following day !!!
I would love to sit here all day ? but have to work to pay the bills, which is why I sit here all night !!!
I don't have acne, never did, and I've been an honest ? citizen all my (long) life
And NO! I wouldn't do their job, as I couldn't afford the pay cut
I got a speeding ticket (SP50- speeding on motorway) doing 135 mph on motorcycle, cop did me for 100.1 mph (UK auto ban for 30 mph over limit, MWay limit = 70 mph) I did my little bit of social engineering to get it to this, court let me off ?? with a £145 fine + 6 points. They can get you on the road, but cannot get the lowlife who rob houses, although in their defence, I would be happier catching motorists, than looking for the slime that broke into my house. He could be "nasty"
Wait....You were doing 135 MPH....AND ACTUALLY PULLED OVER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the hell is wrong with you? Anything over 70 MPH I just run. They have to turn around, speed up, and by that time I'm out of site because I'v put the gas to the floor.Quote:
Originally posted here by foxyloxley
My house got screwed over, about 14 years ago, I'm still waiting for the visit. I got the crime number (for the insurance) when I phoned up the following day !!!
I would love to sit here all day ? but have to work to pay the bills, which is why I sit here all night !!!
I don't have acne, never did, and I've been an honest ? citizen all my (long) life
And NO! I wouldn't do their job, as I couldn't afford the pay cut
I got a speeding ticket (SP50- speeding on motorway) doing 135 mph on motorcycle, cop did me for 100.1 mph (UK auto ban for 30 mph over limit, MWay limit = 70 mph) I did my little bit of social engineering to get it to this, court let me off ?? with a £145 fine + 6 points. They can get you on the road, but cannot get the lowlife who rob houses, although in their defence, I would be happier catching motorists, than looking for the slime that broke into my house. He could be "nasty"
I remember one time I was on the freeway that gets to my house and I was doing 90. It was 4 AM and I was tired. My best friend was huffin Nitrouse and was like "Cop." I was like "what???????" I look up and a Sherrif is sitting there. I blew past him and I was like, ****, that's going to be prison with all the **** in this car. He had to start his car up though because I watched him wait a minite and then his lights came on. I floored it and got off the freeway. Then I took some side roads and went home. I got lucky, because that was the first time I ever ran and wasn't very good at it then.
Regaurdless of how good or bad this is, as many tickets as I have gotten for doing NOTHING, I think I should have a card to let me off free for a while. It's not like I do things to risk lives. I really actually can drive fast safely. If I couldn't, I'd be dead from all the races I'v been in.