Actually after / during my reply I was thinking I smelled bait, but I just can't help myself sometimes. So I went with it.
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Actually after / during my reply I was thinking I smelled bait, but I just can't help myself sometimes. So I went with it.
Ok....I am laughing Gore....and you are right.....it is kind of a double standardQuote:
Damn you, laugh at my joke!
And as Mr Shark stated....yes I was very grumpy...and a little...very hungover this morning.....pure Shiraz does that to me....I prefer it blended with a cabernet sauvignon...so it doesnt hurt my head so much the next day....
I just find it unfair to judge people by thier nationality, race, religion etc.....
I was just painting with the same brush already being used....
MLF
The "Paint brush" was a stereo type on Americans, I used that brush with a different color, no one had at the time said it was wrong other than my pointing out that people think nothing of doing it to Americans but people bitch and whine when you do it about the French.
And if you find it unfair to Judge people by those things, how was it you laughed at the joke?
maybe should have posted the one liner in cosmos :D. In anycase americans are bigoted since bush told them to be. There wasn't that many French jokes floating around the states till France refused to follow the US to Iraq and stopped the US bullying the UN into an unjustified war and when you hear them about 40 times on the same site they get boring. You could at least try to get some new ones. It is normal that all the european members piss take about the French we have being doing that to each other for the last 700 years. anyway to get this back more or less on track :
Warning some of these may be offensive :
what is the only time an english girl doesn't mind being sick?
When she has a frog in the throat.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
2. Warm beer
3. You get to confuse Yanks with the rules of cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5. Union Jack underpants
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Joan Collins
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo
2. It's easy being a soap dodger
3. You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frog's legs
4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8. If there's a war you can surrender really early
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH:
1. You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
6. Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them ...
7. ... and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
8. In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
9. You get to eat bulls' testicles
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN:
1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
2. Not embarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns
4. Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside
6. Political stability
7. Flexible working hours
8. Live near the Pope
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
10. Sweating tenors
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN:
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8.
9.
10.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN:
1. You can speak three languages in one sentence without realizing it
2. You get to own a dog that's smaller than your cat
3. You can go out for a beer at 3am, and the bar is just starting to liven up
4. You can speak French as your native language without actually being French
5. When driving you can try to kill every pedestrian that dares to step on a zebra crossing
6. You never have to tip in restaurants or cabs
7. No-one knows where your country is
8. You can step in a dozen different varieties of dogshit between your front door and your car
9. You have a royal family that no-one's ever heard of
10. You can queue for an hour in the post office to buy a stamp and think it was good service
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies when abroad.
Canadians: Are indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe you should look out for those who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe people should look out for themselves.
Canadians: Believe that's the government's job.
Americans: Flag-waving, anthem-singing and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to the anthem, when they can be bothered to sing it.
Aussies: Extremely patriotic to their beer, would sing the anthem if they knew the words.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a brass band to perform the anthem.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because the government won't let them have more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax to watch four lousy channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody
loves them. (Hehehe -- BB, who hates "Neighbours")
there we go think that should cover everyone. Think i better duck :D :shootem:
here is the original site source
So guys stop taking things so seriously or we will stop exporting guinness.
Mistress Morgana~ I really must deal with you first:
Firstly, you attempt to fabricate the forensic evidence; then you seek to beat a confession out of them; then you resort to those time honoured methods you mention above :DQuote:
I just find it unfair to judge people by thier nationality, race, religion etc.....
MURACU you have two fundamental errors in your post. You DO NOT change your underwear every week..............you throw your underpants at the wall, if they stick, you change them (socks are easy, you wear the first pair you can catch in the morning) ;)
We now have 5 lousy channels, but if I use the upstairs TV during the right weather conditions I get Dutch pr0n channels with British children's program soundtracks............................
:p
MURACU...I am deeply and mortally wounded by your callous and irreverant list that mentions Canadians but not once the sport of Hockey...please, in the future, do not mention one without the other...it's the law...and we'll send our best submarine after you...errrrrrrrrrr...as soon as we can figure how to get it out of the Edmonton Mall :D
Eg ;)
Nihil old chap hate to correct you but now that Ireland is the biggest high tech economy in europe we no longer throw our underware at the wall we throw our boxers at the flat screen. If they rebound ok if they knock the screen over we change :)
Eg :Canada hockey. your right that about says it all about canada :D now keep your bleeding sub away for our guinness ships.
All true ... Except for number 8 ... Due to the extensive search and destroy missions of the "do you have a doggy pooh baggy miss/sir"-squad it's now down to about 2 varieties of dogshit :DQuote:
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN:
1. You can speak three languages in one sentence without realizing it
2. You get to own a dog that's smaller than your cat
3. You can go out for a beer at 3am, and the bar is just starting to liven up
4. You can speak French as your native language without actually being French
5. When driving you can try to kill every pedestrian that dares to step on a zebra crossing
6. You never have to tip in restaurants or cabs
7. No-one knows where your country is
8. You can step in a dozen different varieties of dogshit between your front door and your car
9. You have a royal family that no-one's ever heard of
10. You can queue for an hour in the post office to buy a stamp and think it was good service
number 9 ... Do we have a royal family :eek:
number 3 ... And you KNOW you are SO jealous about it ;)
number 10 .... Maaan do I hate the post office !!
.C.
Hey Cemetric I just cannot resist bringing a security angle into this thread:
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/archi...p/t-89527.html
Regarding item #2
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ErikAlbert
July 22nd, 2005, 01:41 PM
In Belgium we say "e-wie-do".
FYI. American cats say "mew" or "miaow", while Belgian cats say "miauw", which proves that cats also speak different languages.
I hope this helps. :)
Hehehehe ...
Same goes for dogs in Belgium ... they say "Woef, woef" in Flemish ... and I think it's "Woof, woof" in English ...sooo :o
:rolleyes: :D
.C.