I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
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I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
Don't worry, be happy.Quote:
I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
******FAAAAAAAART******
uh-oh.....
Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?
I certainly hope so...if not, then I think I shat myself.
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
I think you should stop telling us about your butt problems. :eek4:Quote:
Originally posted here by souleman
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
Why hasn't anyone used this smiley yet? :fart:
Wipe very carefully. Butt rashes scratched too much will lead to bunghole irritation. Try an antihistimine (like Benadryl), and place your ass in a stream in the woods to reduce the burn.Quote:
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
Next time you go to the woods, carry plenty of TP, magazines and maybe even a porta-potty.
Now you will be fishing in style.... on the commode crapping while casting a line.
Al, some farts have personality.Quote:
uh-oh.....
Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?
Oh yeah... How to wipe your ass
albn> Thanks. Fortunately, my bunghole didn't start to bleed this time. I have put plenty of cream on and I am buzzing from benedryl right now, but the feeling is much better.
So now i can fish on the crapper, just like I use my wireless connection to chat from the crapper :D Ain't nothing like cybersex while taking a dump.
Deb> I would a used it but animations are messed up right now, so I didnt see it.
hey souleman I know somebody that really did get poison oak like that. They were itching for about a week.
My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
Agggh, quit your whining.Quote:
My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
I was wondering. A month ago, this thread would have took a **** the second it went off topic. Heh, goes to show what this site has become.
Souleman> I read Mad Magazine on the can. Laughter makes the turds spurt out easier... but never read it with an ass rash.