Kimodo Dragon. Oops, they existed, and exist today. Speaking philosophically though, who knows what a dragon truly is? Perhaps we're screwed up and calling them all 'ducks' or something...
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Kimodo Dragon. Oops, they existed, and exist today. Speaking philosophically though, who knows what a dragon truly is? Perhaps we're screwed up and calling them all 'ducks' or something...
aranus komodoensis was reported to the world in 1912: restricted to few small islands in Indonesia. Surely a valiant knight from Europe didn't gallop over water. I don't believe there is any evidence that Nordic warriors rowed there. etc...etc... They were spontaneously invented by cultures abroad and the ancient drawings and other artwork of dragons are quite similar in the fact that they're flying or have wings.
Well duh! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...yingdinos.html
cheers,
catch
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Where do you find this stuff ............ that was too mucheth todayeth for my eyes brethren.
landoverbaptist is good, but have you ever visited the Objective: Ministries?
http://objectiveministries.org/
For laughs, visit the "4 kidz" section. Then cry because there are people out there that are really like this.
Hah... what's even funnier is that Objective:Ministries denounces Landover Baptists: http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/ :D
Ok, ok, I was keepin cool on all this till I saw the ad on Landover for the WWJD Thong. ummm hrm.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Check the banners at the bottom... :rolleyes:
http://objectiveministries.org/members/#JCARLSON
Dude those are the creepiest photos I've ever seen.....what camera, film and shutter speed were those taken with?
One more thing that had me rolling, seriously my stomach was aching from laughing too hard. This kid is great. I don't really care what faith people have, but I do find it interesting to learn about it from culture to culture, especially faith from the jungles.
From Kyle who started out hating Christians. In the above link.
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We had a prayerstorming session at the first meeting I went to and came up with a new missioning idea for summer: the Good News Ice Cream Truck (I wanted to call it the "Christ Cream Truck" but everyone seemed to not like that idea.. I think Andy was a bit upset with me for embaressing him by suggesting it). Basicaly its a regular ice cream truck that we got used, only we fixed it so it plays that "Glory Glory Hallalujah" song. But the cool part is we give out free "Faithsicles" (which are popsicles we made with Bible passages printed on the sticks) and Bible tracts (we made one specifically for the mission called "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For The King of Kings") to everyone and offer to pray with people and tell them the Good News of Jesus.. we even put a tub in the back in case we need to perform emergency baptisms, although i'm not allowed to do that. If it works out well, we might get more trucks so we can cover the entire town.
Anyways, it's lots of fun.. I get to scoop ice cream for the "Sundays" (which are regular sundaes, although i thought they were spelled that way already, whatever) and also drive since Andy thinks he should handle the side window until we get the new missioning protocols worked out.. oh yeah, and the white uniform we have is less stuffy then my normal witnessing suit (I just hope no one has the bright idea of having me wear the Lambuel costume..) Kids really love the truck, they come running out when we drive around the neighborhood with the music playing (although i think some of the Secular parants don;t like us.. the second day someone called the cops and complained about our music so we had to turn the volume down.. well, I guess it was a bit loud, but like Skeet says "Turn it to 11 so they can hear it in Heaven!")
Heheh...yeah, that site has really gone overboard. In the "4 Kidz" area they even have an arts and crafts section where you can print out an origami blueprint for a "crucifixion nail" that says "Sorry Jesus." Just fold it up and tape. That one seemed a bit tasteless...but still kinda funny.