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If you join submarines and you've got any pride, You won't use Persil and you won't use Tide.
If you go in the washroom all the boys declare: 'You'd better not take any soap in there.'
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For I don't give a damn wherever you've been, nobody washes in a submarine.
The navy think we're a crabby clan. We haven't had a wash since the trip began.
We've been at sea for three weeks or more, and now we're covered in s*** galore.
Our feet are black where they once were pink. Three blokes already have died of the stink.
We hid them in the fore-ends where they couldn't be seen, for to throw them in the sea meant they might have got clean.
