something even funnier people sneeze differently depending on their lanuage.
Anglophone its Achooo!
French its Achoum.
I have actually heard the differance sometimes probably when i was drunk but still.................
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something even funnier people sneeze differently depending on their lanuage.
Anglophone its Achooo!
French its Achoum.
I have actually heard the differance sometimes probably when i was drunk but still.................
So can I whine and bitch now since you had Germany listed there and had nothing on it? I'm German.
So ... Isn't that what you are doing now ...after all ... Du hast die richtige Revolverschnauze!Quote:
So can I whine and bitch now since you had Germany listed there and had nothing on it? I'm German.
:D :cool:
.C.
Jeesus wept, you guy's are so thin skinned, I take the Newfies as examples, they are the first to laugh at themselves, then they laugh at others...point: If you can't laugh at yourself, then don't laugh at other's..
As for French jokes you can pretty much (insert Country here) for any of them, just replace French with say German, or US or UK or Eire or Poland, or USSR or China...and even Canada...big fecking deal.....jokes can be global....just don't make fun of me Mum.... :D
Gore,
You are the reason why Germany is there I didn't want you to feel left out :p :D. I know i'm too kind you can thank me later. As for bitching and whineing dalek leave them off. Its the problem with kids today.
Gore here are a few more for you.
So paddy, krut and tom are caught drinking in saudi arabia and are sentenced to 30 lashes each. By local law they are allowed something on their backs to help appease the pain.
The first to recieve his lashes was tom the english guy, so being a fan of cricket he asked for linseed oil. The guards give him his lashes untie him and bring over the german krut. They ask him the same question "what do you want on your back?" He looks over at tom lying moaning on the ground and says he wants nothing. After he is untied he spits on tom calls the gaurds schisers and starts to leave while the guards bring up paddy.
The guards ask paddy the same question. " what do you want on your back?" He looks over at tom, looks back at the guard and says :
"ah right then i'll take the german"
What is the differance between a german and a dane?
the danes have a sense of humor.
I laugh at myself all the time ... I'm laughing right now ... :DQuote:
they are the first to laugh at themselves
All kidding aside ... I really don't mind laughing with the French, Belgians, Americans or whatever ... It's always when it comes to the fact that the USA "saved" our (europeans) butt, I don't deny that they did, far from, greatest respect, but it's sometimes like some are saying that people here (who were in war for 4 years before the USA came to help) were a bunch of wimps, My grandfather would turn in his grave before he would be called a wimp ... The stories he could tell :eek:
I'm just for respecting all the fallen soldiers during those times, may they be French, Dutch, German, English, Canadian, American or whatever ... Even Russian and Polish... There were no cowards back then (atleast not under the fighting folk)
Anyway ... I think it's time to close this thread ... Or move it to cosmos
.C.
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just don't make fun of me Mum....
:D :pQuote:
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her butt has its own congressman.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
ROFL....Yo Mama back at ya..... :D
What... :eek: me knickers....Quote:
As for bitching and whineing dalek leave them off
Guess that proves all those stories about brave men big ships small cabins :D.............. (or small ships depending on your mast) :shocked:Quote:
What... me knickers....
Submarines my son....long, tubelar, black(or rusty ) and holds seamen, and is in stealth mode... :cool:Quote:
Originally posted here by MURACU
Guess that proves all those stories about brave men big ships small cabins :D.............. (or small ships depending on your mast) :shocked: