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you live to far away for me to teach you sorry... mavis beacon may help you...
just try watching your hands not the monatour when typing then graduly look away every now and then. (if i no what im typing i dont need to look tho if i dont no i need to...)
it will eventuilly become a habbit not to look at what your typing..
Nightfalls_Girl
I think she will break everyone of them and shove them up your ass :D
no that is what i was planing on doing to you...
Nightfalls_Girl
To me ??? why what did I do to receive such brutal loving thank you can I have some more make me yell in pain treatment
i thought it was your not surppose to look at your hands when you type
yah your not. but ido every now and then. its how i lurnt where the letters were..
Nightfalls_girl
Maybe you should do that more often. :rolleyes:Quote:
LADIES AND GENTELMEN:
After several sleepless days and nights of considering the top three contestants, we the judges (Whizkid, me, and Ennis) have picked these three.
1. The|Specialist
2. CDKJ
3. NightFalls_Girl
Thank you all for participating in this contest. For #1 you will take home nothing for winning this, All you will have, is the knowledge that you are a true SmartAss, Congratulations.
For the rest of you, You just SUCK. Need to work harder next time.
lol
was in hurry got to go to work
bye
Nightfalls_Girl
suck my ****.....
oh hold on i dont have one... *hmmmm* ;)
Nightfalls_Girl
Thank you guys :D
:cool: LOL @ butch... I mean dyke.... I mean lesbo... oppps I mean NG.Quote:
Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
suck my ****.....
oh hold on i dont have one... *hmmmm* ;)
Yup yup... I am #1.
Pfffffft... hehehe... you losers.
Thats what we're hear for ;)
/me waits and asks her to pull it out.
Ok...
Folk this was a very hard discussion. I had to pull out my Katana several times and nearly slap Ennis and Cheyenne with it.
Some of you tried hard, but just sucked.
Ie..
Not saying anyone's name.
*Cough*Striek*cough*
LOL
A little more hard work and some of you will end up in a higher place.
In the end, Ugh... A big thing that needs to be known.
To be a smart ass you have to be funny and Smart.
One of the winners almost failed to meet both of those Qualificaions.
lol
Thank You very Much and Stop being a Jackass.
Finally some results, now I can go back to posting as normal.
Congratulations |The|Specialist you deserve it. cdkj and Nightfalls_Girl you all really worked hard.
One thing though, I think the results also shows who the majority of post in this thread belongs to.
All due respect. :)
Guidance...
/me just slaps Cutty for the Hell of it.
Wam.
No, No.
Post Post Post
Posting is fun...
See I do it alot.
/ME TELLS The people with the large white jacket to step back.
Though I think I migh do a First ever Poll on AO.
Basicly like the stuff that they do in Highschool for the Most likely to be a Millionaire Etc.
It should make this place a little more fun.
/me grabs his Katana and runs down the Hall Screaming I Have you seen the Lolipop men, the Lolipop men.
Kinda sad to see that the contest has come to a end :(
/me walks in looks around - shakes head at winners list
just be glad i didn't take part - but enjoy your victory nothing like recieving an award from a drunk and someone who takes pride in refering to themsleves as JIZZ ;)
/me wanders of
Well it doesn't have to end, you can keep trying to be a smart ass. That is if you want to. lol
Believe me i will lol ;)
Only to some people that is :D
:rofl:
Heheh for you that should not be hard some people are masters at it :D
I was wondering why Valhallen wasn't posting.
Oh well the post hoe, Master didn't say anything untill the end.
Hum...
/me slaps Valhallen for calling someone a drunk. and yells look in the Mirror and says I reject not being called one to.
Oh well this thread was fun.
Got to come up with more things to get people to relax.
/me walks off muttering I just want to see her ****, I wan to know if it is bigger then mine.
haha
The best things are always saved for last
Damn! I'm devastated... I suppose that I am just way too smart to be a smartass. I can spell and I don't have to use some lame excuse like my nails are too long and get in the way. I never use a spell checker and would be ashamed of myself if I did. Not only that I don't drink enough to keep up with the other asses on AO. I have a very hard time getting a good draught in my little piece of the world...hint, hint /me wishes someone would send me some really good beer... :D <sniff> I need to drown my sorrows :drink:
Congrats to the winners, you people really are *******s...oops! I mean smartasses. :booty:
V_ln, If they only knew what we could have done this this thread. Its a pity really. I mean, all these one line posts being looked at as being a smartass remark.
*sigh*
What is the world of smartasses coming too?
Its a shame.
Man, like five new pages. I havent time to read them all, Whizz you announce the winners yet?
Page 17 ennis
im just gonna kick in when you all find a way to outsmartass me ..till then i won't be using my smartassesness on these pittyfull posts :) ...
Thats cause you can't think of anything cool to say but either way its not a problem for me... everytime I say something someone claims I hurt their feelings and made them cry. !!I am |The|#1-Smartass!!Quote:
Originally posted here by MemorY
im just gonna kick in when you all find a way to outsmartass me ..till then i won't be using my smartassesness on these pittyfull posts :) ...
After Arnolds is finished or thrown out of office im running for the next Cali. gov. election. Muhahahah! California today... tomarrow the world! Lets do this agian sometime.
Edited Arnold qoutes:
I'll be back... 'for a re-election'.
Vote for me if you want to live.
:cool:
Aye, that young bucko Arnold has any nother thing o' a coming if he thinks I am going to be standing a by and watching him a groping the lassies like.
Striek it's settled you are now known, as the official AO *******.
haha
Yeah I cute the amount of judges. I was origionally going to have 5 but I cut it to 3. I decided it wasn't big enough to keep, all 5.
If I come up with something bigger I will think about 5. And maybe you can be on enext time.
Well that is it.
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Originally posted here by GreekGoddess
Perhaps it's because you lack anything witty to say? ****tard.
I don't need to raise my self-esteem, because I'm perfect. That's right, perfect. And anyone who disagrees, ain't ****. And if you want to go out back, I'll kick your ass right now and prove it. heh
*LOL*
yah if that is really your picture in your profile than yah you are pritty..
Nightfalls_Girl
yeah oops i was suppoused to be a judge but didn't have time to read all of this thread so i never bothered taking Whizz up on offer
v_Ln
AHAHAHAHAHA....I vote for GreekGoddess.Quote:
Originally posted here by GreekGoddess
Perhaps it's because you lack anything witty to say? ****tard.
I don't need to raise my self-esteem, because I'm perfect. That's right, perfect. And anyone who disagrees, ain't ****. And if you want to go out back, I'll kick your ass right now and prove it. heh
*LOL*
to late ass wipe it has already been decided...
so dont you ****ing well go throughing in others.
Knightfalls_Girl
AKA Nightfalls_Girl
BTW: Nightfalls_Girl .. seems you will be the judge on the next SA judging...
cheers
ok i think i can handal that. tho it will be tough for all participants. Im not an easy judge to please let alone impres..
Nightfalls_Girl
I sure hope you didint' take my position as a judge. If you did then me and whiz are gonna have a little talk :cool:
lol
AND WHY IS THAT??
Nightfalls_Girl