To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation ... I
have news for you. We're more f_cking nuts than you, and it should scare
you shitless.
You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with
72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all
your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We
had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts,
built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a
ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet.
-- excerpt from "Only a Crazy Person Picks a Fight With Someone Who's Nuts"
by Laurence Simon
( the entire article is online at
http://www.writtenbyme.com/content/63250 )