/me gives cdkj pepper spray
just incase memorY tries to do that again it must have been horrible for you ;)
v_Ln
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/me gives cdkj pepper spray
just incase memorY tries to do that again it must have been horrible for you ;)
v_Ln
HAHHAHAHHAHA that was a great comeback .....hahah still laughing ....now cdkj tell me was my hug horrible or was the cold touch of this thing we call v_Ln horrible ?
the only thing horrible about my touch is the thought that sometime i may stop ;)
v_Ln
the only thing horrible about my hug is the thought that sometime i may stop ....
yeah what up G can't handle my comeback huh?
edit: found these funny comeback ..while we are on that subject
Quote:
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
btw: is anybody downloading PHLAKQuote:
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you.
I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
and oh
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valhallen 113
with 42 more posts a newbie could have easily got Member Status in a single thread ....:)
Don't feel bad about the purple thing val...memory hasn't realized there is a white spot on the back of his head yet.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
LMFAO...
Love them ones..
Nightfalls_Girk
Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
MemorY
Your hugs are nice and warm make me feel good all over :D
valhallen
Thanks for the pepper spray that will come in handy
/me gives v_Ln her 45
Now handle her with care she very touchie don't get her mad she just might backfire ;)
Nightfalls_Girl
I like this one
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
And by the way Nightfalls_Girl am i going googoo eye or did you misspell your own name
Nightfalls_Girk
LMAO
Anyone seen those cowboy pants yet?
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