Hey your no fun :(
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Hey your no fun :(
I like the way you move CDKJ.
Don't worry about it !
You dancing ?
:)
joining the fray, if I may...
and a small humorous contribution...
Instruction on how to clean your toilet.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to
stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash
and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where
he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Brilliant... I was actualy going to post a tutorial called "how to wipe & lick ass". If we combine forces we would have the perfect tutorial here on AO.
a typo specialist?Quote:
lick ass
:)
:smokes:
ROFL @ moxnix ....
I'm baaaack
Having put a cat in a toilet before, with pet shampoo no less, it is not as easy as it sounds. It'll work the first time, but then the cat is afraid of the toilet from then on.
They also make horrible wailing noises during the rinse cycle (flushing).
ahhahah ur insane d00d....im at school and im about the get an F for my QBasic McDOnalds project ....oh well...CIS sucks anywas, we learned computer concepts, QB(not that bad) accoutning ond OfficeXP (blah).....