non-sensical thread

Hello what a wonderful day it is, the wind is blowing, the clouds are shining, the rain is pouring down.
Oh what a wonderful day tis is..

I felt like getting some extra posts and pushing buttons on my keyboard a few hundred more times, so here is something funny.

How to leave the planet
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House (202) 456-1414 to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

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im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.

:eek:

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im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.

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Damn i thought you were a chick, so for this to happen then your Detachable Penis would of had to jump onto the Keyboard;)

Stop it MemorY, when we got married you said it wouldn't come back... ;)

i meant to say Dildo not penis... well i call it penis, it vibrates too ;)

:)
She's lying:

look at the pattern of the entered keystrokes. A twitchy little pinky on the
left hand, and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right. Far to dispersed
for a vibrator. On the other hand, it could have been her pussy..errr..cat that walked
all over the keyboard.

and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right


ahahhaha

Have you thought of the possibility of my wife using a DVORAK keyboard?