I just Mowed my lawn, the local Council put a rather nasty letter in my MailBox saying that if i don't mow the grass within 5 working days then they will have to fine me $900 dollars.
Because it's meant to be a Fire Hazard..
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I just Mowed my lawn, the local Council put a rather nasty letter in my MailBox saying that if i don't mow the grass within 5 working days then they will have to fine me $900 dollars.
Because it's meant to be a Fire Hazard..
I woke up, took a piss, ate breakfast, then later on in the day I took a ****. The end.
So, I says to myself last night I says "Self, you need to ge to sleep at a decent time since you have to be wakin up at 6 am every morning this week." Yeah, I didn't go to bed till about 12:30 am. So now here I am back at work, and I am friggin tired. You think maybe I'll learn after today?
<me> cleans house in the nude. </me>
Memory, you see that's what happenes to AO post whores, they get so distracted post whoring here at AO that they forget about the rest of the internet. I knew about that site for so long now :p I'm running S&D atm in safe mode though :-/
/me sings
Ooohhhhhh...I wish I was an oscar myer wiener, that is what I would truly like to be.......
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I just Mowed my lawn, the local Council put a rather nasty letter in my MailBox saying that if i don't mow the grass within 5 working days then they will have to fine me $900 dollars.
omg I you serious? $900 for not mowing your grass? That is a serious damn fine. I can't belive that they can fine you for not mowing your grass.
hjack
because if i were an oscar myer weinerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
EDIT: EVERYONE WOULD BE TRULY IN LOVE WITH (high pitch) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Plurp Plurp. (That's about as non-sensical as you can get)