The Worlds Longest Thread!

I am :cold:

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If you notice this notice,

You will notice,

That this notice,

Is not worth noticing.

Long live the thread :eek:

Ett till litet bidrag.

Come on people, almost @ 1000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:borg:

:o I'm tired...off to bed - hopefully when I wake up this thread will the past the 1000 mark!!

Greg

yoyo


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Oh yeah. Almost 1000.

BAM!! BACK TO THE TOP!!!!!
Here's a funny for your Monday.....

A priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions.
A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession - "Father, it
has been two weeks since my last confession these are my sins. Last night I
had sex with Nookie Green."
"That is your sin?"
"Yes, Father."
"You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Our Father."" and the man leaves.


Soon, another enters and kneels. "Father, it has been one month since my
last confession. These are my sins. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest thinks to himself that this Nookie Green woman is fairly
popular with his male parishioners... "Those are your sins?"
"Yes, Father."
"You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Mary's."" The man leaves.

Soon, another enters and kneels down. "Father, it has been six months
since my last confession. These are my sins, I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last six months."
This time, the priest has to ask - "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"Just a woman I know, Father."
"Very well-you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Mary's."

The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who
this Nookie Green woman is . . .

The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass.
The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this woman, a
tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green
sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it. She walks
straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest, her
knees apart.
The priest cannot help but stop and stare. He finally catches himself
and leans over to ask the altar boy "Pssssst..
Is that Nookie Green?"

The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes!"

almost there


1000 here we come

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