Oxy moron

i heard a funny ass oxy moron today...yet...it did kinda piss me off...


MICROSOFT WORKS


lol..so crule!
but funny

anyone else got any more good ones?

mormon

Sorry forgot the oxy part.

I am going to make myself very unpopular here, get flamed and all that, BUT:


"MICROSOFT WORKS" is not an oxymoron, it is the perfect truth :cool:

You see if you see a mega computer "deal" and the software "bundle" contains "Microsoft Works" you should know immediately that it is a heap of s*** and avoid it like the plague.

It is, in fact, Mother Nature's way of trying to protect first time computer buyers from predators.......????

Shame it does not seem to work :p

Cheers

lol...calm down ther chief

at least theyre isn't any more mormons on this forum thanks to an Irish Socialist ( a real oxymoron) who eats potatos like me and who unfortunately drinks a bit too much

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Originally posted here by The Mormon
at least theyre isn't any more mormons on this forum thanks to an Irish Socialist ( a real oxymoron) who eats potatos like me and who unfortunately drinks a bit too much

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Ah yay straight to the heart, cue a leaving message any time soon, any more flames like this and I might need to hang meself, yay yay yay

Some people are just pathetic.

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Originally posted here by MemorY
Some people are just pathetic.

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don't you mean mor(m)onic?

ennis that was amazingly funny see the mormon and i go to the same school and i think its funny hes a mormon lol. and that was a great diss, his to u was crap compared to you to him lol. i have some oxy moron jokes but they arent exactly related to computers but here is goes.

1. Biggie smalls (rapper)
2. alive ghost

I do not see how "Irish Socialist" can be an oxymoron?

The Irish are a tribal and family people with quite closely knit communities, and A STRONG SENSE OF FAMILY.......they are similar to Celtic communities in Scotland and Wales. Politically Scotland and Wales are very socialist, this is not the case in Ireland (if you take things at face value), but this is explained by the Norman invasion (1172?) and the subsequent occupation and struggle for independence?

What I am trying to say is that the Irish are naturally socialist, because most of them are Christian. And Jesus was a socialist. God is a Marxist............I have been meeting a couple of Mormon missionaries, and we have interesting discussions on these matters.

"from each according to his abilities.....to each according to his needs"

You will find that in Karl Marx's "Das Capital"...........how does it differ from the tenets of the Mormon belief?

Yours in Christ