Ok this has gone beyond a joke.....

....whoever nicked my TV remote just give it back now. I know one of you have it as i cant find the bleeding thing anywhere >.<

v_Ln

Oops, it was stuck in my asscrack. Here you go.

awwww man at least wipe it off first or something >.<

v_Ln

Wait are you sure it isn't one of these. I have four remotes sitting here that don't do anything. I mean i go all over the house clicking at random things and the only thing that happens is my neighbor starts screaming for some odd reason or another.

ummmm aden i think i may have found out why (NSFW) this what your neighbour has?

v_Ln

Good morning valhallen. I kidnapped your remote and want 20,000 U.S dollars for it. If the money isn't in the dumpster on Eerie Street by tommorow morning 7 A.M, I'm afaraid i have no choice but clicking it untill it dies.

you wouldn't - how about we settle 15,000 and some nude pics of Striek?

Ok 15,000 $ 3 need pictures of Striek and 2 pictures of albn's ass.

No more negotiation.

well i think the pics are of albn's ass - either that or its a very fuzzy jumper stretched over a space hopper

valhallen

I got the remote right here.Now here the deal give me all the nude pics of Striek and you can have it back :D