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This thread is dedicated to saying nice and pleasant things about any of Microsofts wonderful operating systems. Please feel free to mention anything at all you like about them, such as the tranquil blue-green default background, or the professional looking start button, or such like.
Don't laugh, im being serious. Seriously write something good. I bet its all been a long time since you lot ever wrote something good about them. This will be good for you, im sure.
Heh.
Ennis gasps for a while, jogs his memory, gets ready to be kind but wait nothing happens and he must spend a day or two thinking about nice things to say, wait Ive got one!
Blue screen of death syndrome [helps get you back to reality after an internet binge of over 19 hours]
they make the best hackable servers :p
hehe. really, if not for m$, i would not have my current job. and i would not have been a programmer for 5 years now. and i'm using windoze. i do like linux, but hey, this is "nice and pleasant things about any of Microsofts (deleted) operating systems".
:p
M$ keeps me employeed finding and fixing so many of there "features". (I do not work for M$).
*winces*
Here goes nothing......
Well....
It improves computing habits. It encourages you to save more often.....
*falls on the floor*
my NT boxes hardly every crash !!.
and winME only when you are saving, or doing anything.
kewl site this one,
If it were not for Windows...when I reformat the drive, partition and install Linux...I would not get that feel good feeling deep inside...and if it weren't for Windows "Gullible User Interface"...there would be a lot of people out of jobs...keep up the good job there Billy
1) My mom can use it to e-mail and web surf.
2) Everybody loves to hate microsoft.
3) Great for playing games.
4) Tons of features built in that I never use.
5) Only takes 1 CD to install the OS.
6) Microsoft is good as keeping track of me in case I get lost.
7) So many flavors of the OS, I can always find one to spend money on.
8) Their product keys make sure I don't copy the CD for my friends.
9) They offer digital music protection to keep my evil friends from stealing music from me, even if I give it to them.
10) They offer a free brower that only takes about 2 days to download on my 56k modem.
11) They support just about every device made for the PC, except the ones I use. That's my fault though.
12) Open source to them is a really bad idea, why let someone fix your software when you can pay a programmer $200/hr to do the same thing in the twice the time.
13) I get tons of free backgrounds from them.
14) Each new OS they sell requires a faster and faster system. How else are we going to make Intel and AMD make faster chips?
15) Plenty of ways to secure the OS, just none of them are included with the OS
16) Ease of networking, I know that anyone can access my files when I enable networking. No need to worry about configurations.
17) Their OS always beats out others on benchmarks, according to Microsoft anyway.
18) If Bill Gates were president, the whole country would be rich. We would also be run by hackers, but that's a small price to pay to be rich right?!?!
well I guess you learned what being bias means when you ask for a widely linux used society to say something nice about windows. Thats like asking someone who drives a chevy to say something nice about ford.
Very funny list by the way... But.. let's face it.. M$ is our digital Satan, without him religion would not survive.. same is the sense that.. m$ is our scapegoat... Blame m$...
hahaha!
hey, knightmb, where did you got that? did you just made that up? that was good! hehe :p
M$ windows. You just gotta love them. Always something to do on the weekends.They got about 5 days MTBMBSOD (Mean Time Before Multiple Blue Screens Of Death)
I'm making the move to Linux as quickly as I can, but I'm nowhere near guru status. With that said, here is my tribute to MS.
Without MS would the PC be the success it is today? I think DOS and expecially Windows was a primary factor in the widespread use of computers in the home. Despite the problems, Windows is fairly easy to install and is stable enough for most purposes.
Untill Linux, or another OS, is as easy to install and maintain as Windows, MS will continue to dominate. I don't think the Linux distributors are helping either. I installed RH7.1 and was shocked at all of the crap that gets installed by default. Windows makes it easier to remove apps I don't want.
(The author of this post reveived no compinsation for Microsoft of Bill Gates.)
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Originally posted by TeKRoMaNCeR
Very funny list by the way... But.. let's face it.. M$ is our digital Satan, without him religion would not survive.. same is the sense that.. m$ is our scapegoat... Blame m$...
HAHAHAHAHA very cool point:sadwin: rofl
If we did not have Microsoft Windows I would not get phone calls all times of the day and nights "my computer is down help"
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lets accept a thing
if it wasn't for Microsoft all we guys will be repairing calculators or TV nowdays . So 1 antipoint for microsoft
Why everyone can use computers today ?????? Because is so easy with windows
so 2 antipoint for microsoft
Have you ever imagine your mother or father Seeing their emails in a black screen of Linux ????????
so 3 antipoints for microsoft
Hey JP Microsoft is going great with Antipoints
Microsoft has some good antipoints
It is windows OPEN SOURCE ??????
yes it is. Here is the source
#include<everything.h>
If everything_ok = true
{
screen_color="blue"
everything_ok=false
}
else
{
screen_color="black"
everything_ok=true
}
You can download the entire source at
http://wwwwww.bible_text.com/microsoft_source_GOD.html
so 3 NEGATIVE antipointS for MICROSOFT
microsoft antipoint level is EVEN
even that everyone knows that microsoft made computers world
change every hour .
this is my truly opinion
bye
off topic:
I know... Someone needs to clean it all up...Quote:
. I installed RH7.1 and was shocked at all of the crap that gets installed by default.
Back on track:
MacroHard... Positive things...
I remember seing Windows95 for the very first time, thinking
HOWLY PHAWQUIN SHAITE DATZ NIZE!
You gotta admit it. It did look good.
Looks like crap next to my current X, but way back then... nice!
But all that has sort'a expired.
How good it looks is not that important to me anymore.
If XP is as stable as they say it is I might give it a spin.
Hurray to MacroHard for FINALLY choosing stability over looks (?).
A bored person has a crazy imagination :)
I don't hate windows as much as some do, like many have said before, where would one be without the other. As long as they force cpu companies to make faster and faster chips, bring on the next OS (Windows E=MC2 maybe?) Requires a 2 GHz processor right? Well then Intel and AMD better get crackin' on the next 5 GHz processors :p
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Originally posted by jetherson
hahaha!
hey, knightmb, where did you got that? did you just made that up? that was good! hehe :p
Heh. Well for all the jokes and such about MS, I will say there are some nice things about it. I do want to preface this with a comment that all OSes have a value and their place. It is a question of what you want to achieve. While I still have a preference for *nix and Macintosh environments (they do what they are told to do and do not assume what they think you want to do).
The MS family does have some benefits:
1) for those new to computers, it introduces them to it. When I first got into admin work, my first environment was NT. It was a place to start but as we added in Solaris, I was able to see true benefits of Unix over MS for a good server environment. It started me on the present path that I'm aiming for: Unix admin. Now, because I know both, I can better interoperate them and be able to support users on both sides of the fence.
2) it keeps me employed. As long as MS creates OSes with flaws and OSes that will need someoen to support them properly, I will be employed. I was pleased to see a reversal on the MCSE NT status.
3) MS is listening (finally). They have started to listen to some of the security and other issues. This is a good thing. While MS is still a bit slow in responding to things, they are responding.
All in all I will still take *nix over MS and Novell over MS as server type machines and for working environment but not everything about MS is evil. Although I'm convinced that Bill Gates is evil. ;)
Micro$hite OS's make everyone else's look a lot better.
Jamie.