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October 24th, 2001, 06:14 PM
Seb-G

Gather round, Gather round.

Ok, I want all you geeks to put your hamster brains together and come up with an answer for the following.

It goes a little something like this.

I was messing about on Win2K-SP2, now when I log on I get the error message about the "pagefile.sys not existing or not enough memory"

So no worries, I go in and give 1.5 x RAM on my system which = about 480MB for initial size.

I then restart, but STILL get the same virtual memory error message. And the system is slow as ****.

So I delete pagefile and then create a new one. Set it all up and then reboot. but the bitch STILL gives the same message.

At the moment i'm using the TEMP pagefile which is aight, but not enough.

I tried using the repair facility in Win2k, but that did **** all.

Who's got the answer?
October 24th, 2001, 06:20 PM
casper3699

How fast is the computer. Size of harddrive? Last time been defraged?
If you are a little nicer on your questions people might be more willing to help.
October 24th, 2001, 06:30 PM
Seb-G

Casper..no offence trick....but I got all the newbie **** down.

Defrag and all.

The size of the HDD has no relevence

Seeing as you asked it's an IBM 40Gig 7,200rpm with a 20 Gig Seagate 7,200rpm as the secondary.

Something is stopping me from creating a permanent pagefile.

I'm having to use a temp one
October 24th, 2001, 06:55 PM
Quad

haha

Hanns you funny little turd.....Because your dumb ass deleted your page file instead of resizing it, now your pagefile and registry are out of sync. Reinstall Win2K to trick little hoe. Its the only way.

You loose Hanns down.
October 24th, 2001, 07:12 PM
Seb-G

Joe..only a dumbass like you would resort to reinstalling the OS.

What a spastic..don't waste my time bitch.

Anyone else?
October 24th, 2001, 09:17 PM
stflook

You ask for help, but when you get it, you blow it off and insult the source. Nice.
October 24th, 2001, 10:18 PM
Shmoo

I agree with stflook.
October 24th, 2001, 10:24 PM
gstudios

Whats the big deal of reinstalling the OS?
:)
I'm sure you have been backing everything up, and keeping your anti-virus software updated. Unless, *gasp* you haven't. Then I can kind of understand the reluctancy of reinstalling the OS. No big deal really. Especially if you can back-up the important stuff before doing the reinstall.
October 24th, 2001, 10:32 PM
stflook

Quote:

Originally posted by gstudios
Whats the big deal of reinstalling the OS?
:)
I'm sure you have been backing everything up, and keeping your anti-virus software updated. Unless, *gasp* you haven't. Then I can kind of understand the reluctancy of reinstalling the OS. No big deal really. Especially if you can back-up the important stuff before doing the reinstall.

You can also try to repair the install first. It's not as big of a deal as you seem to think.
October 25th, 2001, 12:10 AM
Seb-G

You guys are such twonks.

First off all it is a hassle reinstalling the OS, cos i have is set out as I want it...every last part of the Win2K config is how I want it.

And secondly (more importantly) I don't give in like you weasels.....it's a point of principle....I don't run away like a whimpering dog and just reinstall.....admitting defeat may be your kind of gig but it aint mine.

FOOLS.

Call yourselves knowledgable?......**** you....I'm gonna ask my ****ing goldfish
October 25th, 2001, 12:14 AM
Seb-G

Quote:

Originally posted by gstudios
Whats the big deal of reinstalling the OS?
:)
I'm sure you have been backing everything up, and keeping your anti-virus software updated. Unless, *gasp* you haven't. Then I can kind of understand the reluctancy of reinstalling the OS. No big deal really. Especially if you can back-up the important stuff before doing the reinstall.

What the **** has the A.V got to do with it>?

This bitch is wasting my time
October 25th, 2001, 12:52 AM
stflook

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb-G
You guys are such twonks.

First off all it is a hassle reinstalling the OS, cos i have is set out as I want it...every last part of the Win2K config is how I want it.

And secondly (more importantly) I don't give in like you weasels.....it's a point of principle....I don't run away like a whimpering dog and just reinstall.....admitting defeat may be your kind of gig but it aint mine.

FOOLS.

Call yourselves knowledgable?......**** you....I'm gonna ask my ****ing goldfish

If you don't want the help, then don't ask for it. We have tried to help you, but you just blew us off and started hurling insults. If you don't want to be a decent person, then don't come back.
October 25th, 2001, 01:27 AM
petemcevoy

Did you look at the knowledge base?
October 25th, 2001, 01:37 AM
Seb-G

At least Pete made some effort.....all you other twonks just sat on your ass telling me to re-install.

LOSERS>

Cheers Pete, I already knew this info...but i'll read it more carefuly later
October 25th, 2001, 02:25 AM
Evil Homer

Maybe you should take a look at this site too.....I you may find something that you REALLY need here
October 25th, 2001, 03:25 AM
Shmoo

LoL, that was ****in great homer. Seb-G is acting like a ****nut, people try to help him and he blows them over.
October 25th, 2001, 03:36 AM
stflook

I can't believe there are people who will actually help you, Seb-G. I'm tired of listening to you. Say whatever the hell you want. I don't care anymore.
October 25th, 2001, 03:45 AM
Shmoo

Or just assign him more negative antipoints. :D
October 25th, 2001, 03:53 AM
stflook

No, that won't do any good. About all we can do is hope JP bans him or he gets bored and just leaves.
October 25th, 2001, 04:22 AM
Tony

I too had this problem once so I rebooted and it hasn't happened since. :confused: Couldn't find any info on KB either.
October 25th, 2001, 10:20 AM
magic1

you little **** seg-b
i am shamed of giving you more bad antipoints
you And Microsoft are in tha same level so i dont want to
break this level
read these

Limit is your system's combined memory limit or the amount of Ram you have plus the amount of VM you have allocated. Don't forget, they are displaying these values in 'K' not 'Mb', and there are 1024K in 1Mb.

it is from http://www.vnunet.com/Features/1125105
when you move the mouse over the line http....... click on it
and read more

I hope this makes you cry and helps you

bye
October 25th, 2001, 11:53 AM
Info_Au

WHEN ANY POST HAS A HANNS SIGNATURE...
YOU KNOW THE TOPIC CAN ONLY GO DOWN ;)
October 25th, 2001, 01:05 PM
Type_0_Giz

Re: Gather round, Gather round.

Hmmm I dont think you people sould be using WIN2K anyway. It's **** and its Microsoft.

Use Linux

Any way the answer to your problem is that you have the early addition to Win2K there is a new updated patch version that you need where this problem is solved.

You can try for the mean time to increase your page file size but this will make your system very unstable..

Re-installing would not help as above..
October 25th, 2001, 01:20 PM
Seb-G

Type...I have SP2...should that not contain the patch?

As for you other slapnuts...you can all suck my donger.

useless bitches
October 25th, 2001, 02:06 PM
jetherson

You must spread your AntiPoints around before giving it to Seb-G again.

oh well.. so i cant.
October 25th, 2001, 03:06 PM
xraystan

What a brilliant thread!:sleep:
Now all we need is Ms Scarlett to come back and really make my day.:drink:
October 25th, 2001, 04:24 PM
cmelder

I would delete the page file, re-boot and let :sadwin: recreate it. Then go to system properties > Performance > and move it to the other drive. This way you can tell if it's the primary drive giving you gref or just the OS.

rPc

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