Recipes!!!

Okay.. I figured.. we all share... our techniques regarding different computer related topics... well.. how about this one.. you're sitting at your comp.. you're starving.. and.. you really can't get urself away from your program/game/porn for more than 2 minutes.. what do you do? Well.. I have a quickie recipe..

Ingredients: Butter, Egg, Bread.. (Cheese if you have the time).. Beverage of your choice..
Utensils: Fork, Bowl, Microwave..

Directions:

As fast as you can, as if your char is gonna die, or your comp is gonna crash without you watching it.. scrape a small clump of butter into your bowl..

Break open an egg into your butter laden [Not do be confused with Bin Laden] bowl.. Break open the yolk with your fork..

Put the bowl in the microwave for 30 seconds.. while getting your bread from the bag and on to a plate..

Use the fork to flip your half-soggy eggs, and return them to the microwave for 45 seconds.. Now is a good time to check on your comp.. and to get a beverage/cheese.. etc..

Remove bowl from microwave, and apply egg-clump onto bread..

Return to your comp, and eat just over your desk, so.. your crumbs do not fall into your keyboard...

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Yeah.. so.. that's my quick egg recipe.. They're actually pretty good.. So.. share YOUR quick comp recipes =]:

CRAP!! I accidentally broke open my egg into Bin Laden. :(

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Heres is a lil quicky...
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Take shreaded hamburger meat.
Place in microwave for about 1 minute. Stir occasionally.
Once done (Still raw of course) put a large amount of lemon juice in.
Mix well.
Add salt and pepper.
Mix well.
Eat!
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I know this sounds REALLY sick but I have actually had it. It is a Mexican dish. It is really made for a side with a large meal but hey! Try it. GO EAT RAW MEAT! (No you want die... I hope)

If anyone dies from this.. Sorry and please dont blame me.
If anyone actually trys it. Let me know. I swear its pretty good!

Im out,

i eat lamers like you alive

Here is another that is not so strange.

Take a tortilla.
Spread butter on tortilla [Not to be confused with Bin Laden] JK.
Sprinkle Sugar.
Sprinkle Cinnamon.
Put in the microwave for a short time. (Untill tortilla is warm).
Thats it!

I REALLY LOVE this one. I use to make these all the time.

Quick.
Easy.
Good!

Back to you,

For those all night counter-strike gaming sessions I dont think you can get any better than microwave corndogs and red mountain dew......sure its a diet that will kill me within the next 4 years, but hey, its easy enough to make between rounds

Corn dogs.. now.. are those just... store-bought.. now...microwave them kind.. Also.. That tortia-recipe sounds ok.. I actually have tortias.. I'll try it when I get home.. er.. home and away from my comp for 2 minutes home..

As for that meat thing.. first.. it sounds deadly... second.. I don't have any meat in my fridge..... hehe.. um.. not... legal meat... HAHAHAAHA.. ok.. not so scary..

http://dominos.com/

:D

Imagine that.. I had no idea Dominos integrated their whole ordering system with the net.. Now I don't even have reach over to my phone to order..

Dude microwave chips!

Open quickly stick in microwave leave for few minutes be back in time to realise youve missed nothin and all is well.

I just like this boring simple meal. Microwave cheese long enough for it to totally melt and dip toasted bread.

Good.
Simple.

this may not be as, interesting/original/good, as some of the recipes listed, but it is easy and quick:

1.Pick up a bunch of tv dinners the next time you go shopping,
2.When hungry, pick one and
3. follow directions on box

should take no more than a minute to stick it in, and should be done in under fifteen minutes.
CAUTION: If you haven't tried a certain dinner before, do not buy more than one of it. Some can be truly horrible.

I agree on that TV dinner concept, for.. I have tried many that... are less desirable..

But.. you really can't beat this.. I like to make.. let's say 4-5 sandwiches at once.. and just bring a whole bottle of soda over to my comp, that way.. I make a bunch of meals at once, and.. don't have to pause for the next 20 hours on my comp..

Also.. HOT POCKETS!.... they are good.. I will say no more..

=]:

There must be something wrong with me... I do it the old way

private sub form_load ()

Dim pizza

open pizza
call oven()
call timer()


end sub

private sub oven()

Do while oven <> heated
wait
loop

insert pizza

end sub

private sub timer()

timer.value = 15*60
timer.enabled = true
Do until timer = 0
timer.value = timer.value -1
loop

get pizza
close oven
timer.enable = false

end sub

NO, no no you all got it wrong, the recipes are great but your going about the whole preperation wrong. Why waste preciouse time having to get up.

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take a day and redo the plumbing so that your tiolet is in front of the computer (or put the computer in the bathroom) then place a microwave in arms reach, next place the fridge in arms reac (must be a seperate arm than one used for microwave) then build shelves to hold all the goodies that dont go in fridge. chips,peanutbutter, tuna,....etc when you are all done you should have a bathroom/kitchen/livingroom/bedroom thing going on.

this could save utility bills by compacting your entire house into one room.

Um.. I was actually going to compact everything into one room.. hmm.. what was it called again...? Oh yeah.. a studio apartment..

=]:

right well here's mine.
shread some cheese, doesn't matter what kind
take out some tortillas
put cheese on a tortilla
put tortilla, covered with cheese in micro for one min
take out and eat
repeat

-havanger

but what i really go for are "just-add-hot-water-noodles". fastest.

microwave mac & cheese by kraft:D