Some light poetry.

Here I have made a short perhaps lacking in any real English merit but it's just for fun. I made it in say 5-10 minutes, that explains the sheer simplistic use of rhyme then...

i.

Negative he is a flamer,
Poor Seb-G he is a lamer,
Here I am at no loss,
I have learned about Net-Force.

ii.

First up is Sub Seven,
You use it when you are eleven,
It pose's no threat to me,
Ran by some script kiddie.

iii.

There is a lot to this tale,
How do I hack Hotmail?,
This question it does entail,
The intelligence of deaf braille.

iv.

Programming is time consuming,
Oft it leave's me madly fuming,
But all is fine I pend my time,
Learning my trade at
Antionline.


This is a working progress.

The poem was good
I liked it a lot
A good laugh is what I got
I shed a tear
I pissed and moaned
And this is what I thought

With tooth and bone
Wood and steel
We are glad that you are here
Do not leave
No please don't go
We do not wish you miss the show

Pretty good tripstone. . . But I like Ennis's poem more. :P
Looks like we have 2 poets here. . . When you guys gona print your first book of your works? hehe ;)

I used to write poetry like a couple of years ago. You know, like ****ed up **** that you would pass around to your friends and laugh at.

Good to read
Good to hear
we have 2 poets
among us here........:D

Good work guys! My take from this site is much more than security info!:p

Ah, it's jusy nice to have a bit of humour amongst the serious stuff.

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Originally posted by pooja
Good to read
Good to hear
we have 2 poets
among us here........:D

Good work guys! My take from this site is much more than security info!:p

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hey pooja..that is great...

one a penny two a penny
hot cross bun...
these poets are of great fun...

how is that..

intruder... :borg:

ennis
i think that your poem will not work in a PERL compiler.
just try to add more variables and you will get Antionline System 1.1

:)

Ill get working on it now magic1! Lol :D

ennis

you are the first poet in this world that know what PERL is .you are a record man .
:)

Guinness book of records....

I see it all now....

I fancy myself as a poet. Although I surely don't have a good on-the-fly rhyme to tell you at this time.
So I'll post a poem I wrote months ago.


Life

So young and sweet,
Innocent and naive,
We are born.
Until turned into,
Inconsiderate beasts.
Lies and deceit,
Afraid to trust
Through love and lust.
Who can we trust if,
Not the ones we love?
Are we sane,
To be put through this,
Inane torture
Sick and demented,
Is human nature
Even the mature,
Take part,
In this sick game, we call life.

Here's another one!

The poems seem original
they sound clean and pure
I thot it was about security
But there is a lot more...

and I'm glad its so..


So howzzat???
:p :p :p

I thought Ive seen
The security scene
with antionline
a favourite of mine

till i saw such posts
raising toasts..
to poetry and hacking..
u have my backing..!

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Reposted from my post in This thread

New Computer Error Messages in Haiku Form... (Unknown author)
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Endless others exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
Dies so beautfifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence.
'My Novel' not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: 'File not found.'

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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And now some Haikus from me...
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is real busted.
Windows is like that.

AO is quite neat
I can post without reason.
Oh Joy and Wonder.

Well, Eating Scarlett
Why the joke post right now?
Humerous. Alright.

When will I shut up?
You all may be asking now,
But do not worry.

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Let's see... These are all off the top of my head, maybe thirty seconds each.

PING does not work well.
Remember the command line.
Arguements of love.

Attached to success
One is likely to dispair
At the 404.

You must ask nicely
To talk with all the others
Ports must be open

Ideals underly
All important things you see
Ignore GUIs.

Who can well ignore
all the many sirens' songs
"Click here for free cash!"

Improving the soul
Is a noble enterprise
Freeware can save you.

Behold the smileys.
Or emoticons for some.
The smile, radiant.

Controlling your life
Are you sure that it is you?
Beware Microsoft.


I'll think of some more later... I just wasn't feeling in the mood to make something that rhymed too. Long day. Feel free to copy those, so long as you cite the source...

We should write a book,

Collected Poetry of Antionline.

What do you think?

Your prose was long
It could be a song
A geek rebel cry

I thought it absurd
And a little perturbed
But don't get me wrong
It still could be a song

You're a good guy
Hope this thread don't die
I s'pose I should go
Please don't cry

This thread will never die, like Shakespeare's poetry......!

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Originally posted by Ennis
We should write a book,

Collected Poetry of Antionline.

What do you think?

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greate idea ennis ..i will contribute...to my best..

all the best.... :thumbsup:

intruder... :borg: