I wanna know the best signature you've ever seen. Whether it is funny,enlightening, disgusting, ridiculous...etc. I wanna see it!
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I wanna know the best signature you've ever seen. Whether it is funny,enlightening, disgusting, ridiculous...etc. I wanna see it!
Here's a collection of sigs I've collected from the people here (sorry, I didn't put who they belong to):
1. Good Liars give details, Clever ones Give None.
2. Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfills
"An it harm none do what you will"
2. Trust and you'll be trusted, says the liar to the fool...
4. if you break the bones the body will heal if you break the spirit the body will die
5. "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he, himself, does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you"—Friedrich Nietzche
6. The most courageous acts, are those that remain undetected.
7. A little nonsense now and then cures the ills of the wisest men—Willie Wanka Re-Write
8. Don't blame the hardware, don’t blame the OS, chances are it’s your fault
9. Are people mean to you? Do you wish you could just disappear off the face of the earth? Do you feel you can't face another day? Well quit being a wuss and PULL THE DAMN TRIGGER! It's instant relief! ---stflook
10. "A hacker is someone who has a passion for technology, someone who is possessed by a desire to figure out how things work." Kevin Mitnick
11. [real eyes realize real lies]
12. "Technological progress is like an ax in the hands of a pathological criminal" - Albert Einstein
13. Let us therefore learn while there is yet time, let us learn to do good. -- Étienne de la Boétie
14. I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
WILLIAM PENN
15. Stupid people shouldn't breed...
16. An Ounce of Prevention is Worth a Pound of Cure
17. "A leader ... is like a shepherd. He stays behind the flock, letting the most nimble go on ahead, whereupon the others follow, not realizing that all along they are being directed from behind." - Nelson Mandela
18. Warfare is the Way of deception.
-Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
19. A wise man once said to me, "Friendship is like a barrel of monkeys.... aaagh, forget it."
Maybe he wasn't so wise after all?
20. Don't take life too seriously.
21. In a battle between a crocodile and a bear, the terrain is what counts!
22. Got Root?
This user powered by Linux.
23. The rules have changed, hack while you sleep.
24. <-[ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your visa. ]->
25. KNOWLEDGE IS OF TWO KINDS: We know a subject ourselves or we know where to find information upon it.
26. "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful"
27. "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing...."
- Albert Einstein
28. Build a system any fool can use and only a fool will use it!
29. Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune
30. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --------W. C. Fields---
31. "May God have mercy on your soul, for I shall have none."
32. Do it now and ask for forgiveness later
33. "The most incomprehensible thing about the world, is that it is at all comprehensible" -Albert Einstein
34. World wide knowledge for all
35. Knowledge is power only when you know what the power is good for.
36. "I am convinced that societies which live without government enjoy an infinitely greater degree of happiness than those who do." Thomas Jefferson
37. Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption!
38. "Trust is your worst enemy
39. don’t look before you leap it will ruin the surprise
40. when falling dive
41. My life has no purpose anymore. I'm just some stupid reject in a superficial society. There is no more hope for me. This is for all the successful, the beautiful, the accepted people that thought I wasn't good enough for them... ---stflook
42. "Disciples, like diamonds, are developed in a process of time and heavy pressures, and both the disciple and the diamond reflect and magnify the light that comes through them.”—Neal A. Maxwell
43. "If you wish to speak to technical support, please hang up now."
*click*
44. "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin
45. Pain makes man think, thought makes man wise, wisdom makes life bearable....
46. the truth is out there (@antionline.org)
47. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
48. Risk everything, or gain nothing.
49. Who Cares Wins
50. Faith in death, working for privacy and freedom in the net
51. All I want is a warm bed, and a kind word, and unlimited power.
52. To each their own.. .but if you tread on my feet, I'll smack you upside the head
53. Play the game with there rules and turn it against them ( loop holes ) IT WORKS....
54. "Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."
55. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobatomy.....
56. Cyanide cocktail anyone? (with a pineapple twist, of course..)
57. The virtual world is the computer person's way of coping with the actual world. ---stflook
58. "UNIX
is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand
the simplicity."
59. The question is not if u are paranoid, the question is if u are paranoid enough...
60. Agentlinux --taking over the world one server at a time--
61. Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
62. Why would I want a signature....
63. I speak to the heads and raise the dead like Lazarus, lead the lambs to the slaughter and walked on water ---ThePreacher
64. "In the absence of certainty can one actually see the absolute reason of existence."
-Me
65. "Circumventing the limitations of technology"
66. Would you like to play a game?
How about Global Thermonuclear War?
67. Chaos through Order,
and Order in Chaos...
...Only Entropy rules supreme...
68. You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than
you can with a kind word alone.
69. "COMPUTER GAMES DON'T EFFECT KIDS...I MEAN IF PACMAN AFFECTED US AS KIDS, WE'D ALL RUN AROUND IN A DARK ROOM MUNCHING PILLS AND LISTENING TO REPETITIVE MUSIC."
70. Merry, merry happy land...where cheerleaders and popular people suffer and the oppressed are treated like gods...and IT profressionals don't get slammed with impossible questions from idiots and stupid people who depend on Windows to save their sorry asses! ---psychosquee
71. Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pitch from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul ---ThePreacher
72. Chicks dig guys who write recursive algorithms---UberC0der
73. "No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage."
- Plutarch's Cicero
74. In Every Digital Circuit There Is An Analog Circuit Screaming To Come Out.
75. The world is in a box sitting on my desk. Let's play...
76. Those Who Must Be Kept
We watch, and we are always here.
77. flames to /dev/null
D.o.S's to 127.0.0.1
78. The only real security that a man will have
in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. ~ Henry Ford. ...
79. Those who believe ye shall succeed. ---ThePreacher
80. "A conscience cannot prevent sin.
It only prevents you from enjoying it."
-Harry Hershfield ---mara_ruthven
still adding to it, so keep the sigs coming.
WOOHOO! I've got 3 on there. I have 9, 41, and 57. I ought to go back to my number 9....
I know number 70 belongs to psychosquee, who I know personally.
Numbers 9 and 70 are my personal favorites.
hehehe... thx for the heafty supply kezil...yummmm signatureeesss:bigsmile: ..me want more!
stf, couldn't help but notice your favorites are rather depressing...:(
70, i must say, is indeed very funny!:D
Do tell, what's so depressing about them? I don't think they are. I think they're reality. What's so depressing about that?
Note: I don't mean to sound rude or nasty.
i do like this one:
Which comes first my nick or my attitude....
I have two favorite signatures. Thay are:
1) When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
AND
2) "A conscience cannot prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it." -Harry Hershfield
I have fun reading all 78 sinatures, Kezil.
Mara
:bigsmile:
My signatures are #63 and #71. I might change mine to:
Romans 3:23
Quote:
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
I like all of the above mentioned signatures and a whole lot more that I can only vaguely remember.
Having a geeky and wicked sense of humor there is one that I really like and wish I had thought of.
"Un*x is Sexy
who -- grep -i blonde -- date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; unmount; sleep"
ok here is the collection from the past year:
when love congeals, it soon reveals, the faint aroma of performing seals.
--The space between my ears was intentionally left blank--
Lead me not into temptation, for I can find it myself
i'm only a 1/4 troll, on my dad's side.
Dodge this !! --Trinity, The Matrix
sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
"Homo sum: humani nil a me alienum puto"
(I am a man: nothing human is alien to me)
--Publius Terentius Afer
Today I will gladly share my knowledge and experience, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.
Distributed.net : Because a processor cycle is a terrible thing to waste
May the sacred call of the dogcow guide you down the path towards nerdvana.
"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency
"We can't all, and some of us don't." -- Eeyore
Delve into the mind of a maNIaC. MY MIND
I've gone out to look for myself; if I should return before I get back, please keep me here.
"You rarely get there first by walking in another mans path"
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
"Come the millennium, month 12 In the home of greatest power
Software designers are so infatuated with the fact that they can, that they don't stop to think if they should.
----- "I am the NT Blue Screen Of Death...no one hears your screams."
"My advice is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy. If not, you'll become a philosopher."
Ashes of Empires and bodies of kings,
these are a few of my favorite things
C:\Windows. C:\Windows\Run "C:\Windows\Run" Does not exist. Would you like to create it? NOOO!!!
Marx on sex: From each according to his virility, to each according to her need.
"One world, one web, one program" - Microsoft Promo ad
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
Assumption is the mother of all ****-ups.
"Between thought and expression lies a lifetime." - Lou Reed
Give a man a flame and keep him warm for the night. Set him on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
--- An it harm none, do what thou will!
Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep voting to decide what's for dinner.
- Is your power animal a penguin?
Who is the master of foxhounds, and who says the hunt has begun? -Pink Floyd
"just connect this to..."
BZZT.
"ahrg! You didn't unplug it?"
-- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.
The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results.
*NOBODY* expects the Karma Police.
It's not an attitude, it's an apptitude...
---- "What would you try, if you knew you would not fail ?" Unknown
"Fdisk format reinstall, doo dah doo dah,
Fdisk format reinstall, oh the doo dah day"
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
"Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - The Brain
-----
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
..oh wait, he does.
-- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.
Is this the end yet?...How 'bout now...how 'bout now...how 'bout now?
-- dont feed the trolls.... TEASE the trolls.. It's fun to get them upset. --
-- Chris Chabot
"I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!"
Jesus used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
- if you love something, set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it
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I am HAL 7000, less features than the HAL 9000, but just as homicidal!
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Vices - what I lack in originality, I make up for in volume.
---
Getting a hardon doesn't constitute personal growth...
question: is control controlled by its need to control?
answer: yes
-- william s. burroughs
- "When you want something with all your heart, the entire universe conspires to give it to you" -Paulo Coelho
Only the strongest run free!!!
--Never trust a tech who tattoes his IP to his arm, especially if DHCP
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
If pigs had wings, would bacon taste like chicken?
"Mutual" and "exclusive" are mutually exclusive. I think.
Live to Code, Code to Live!
One does not weather a storm by attempting to sail through it at full sail
"And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle."
"All I have is an opinion -- I don't deal in Truth." -- Jean-Louis Gassée
"The night is long that never finds the day." -- William Shakespeare
You're the king of jack and ****...and jack just left town. -Ash
--"Karma is justice without the satisfaction"
"dim x as boolean
x=MyComplexMethod("goat",45,"all your base")
if x=true then
print "Yes- true"
else
if x=false then
print "No- false"
else
print "WTF is up with this?"
endif
endif
I'm a cross compiler. At weekends I dress up as Pascal..."
When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
"Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins,
for they are subtle and quick to anger."
Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
--Larry Wall
Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish.
Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.
You want people to think logically? ACK! Turn in your UID, you traitor!"
"DOS is possibly the worst text-based adventure game"
Oh goodie, More!!!
Anyway, I've edited the names for those who told me what they owned. As I said before, keep the sigs comin'!
I don't know, just makes me kinda depressed. I guess that's just not the reality I have observed. Yes, things get bad...and maybe killing yourself can be used in a metaphoric, jokingily manner, but I don't see it like that.
Has anyone noticed that a good number of these quotes are taken from Baldurs Gate...?
I like my signature, it applies to people of a lesser educational level. And it applies to how so many screw-ups are made in this world by people who want to try and look intelligent for their own egotistical reasons.
Here are a few of my favorites, starting with my absoloute favorite:
[" The ideal woman which is in every man's mind is evoked by a word or
a phrase or the shape of her wrist, her hand. The most beautiful
discription of a woman is by understatment. Remember, all Tolstoy ever
said to describe Anna Karenina was that she was beautiful and could see
in the dark like a cat. Every man has a different idea of what's
beautiful, and it's best to take the gesture, the shadow of the branch,
and let the mind create the tree." William Faulkner~ ]
You are wrong. This one is willing to sacrifice every drop of human
happiness and love he has ever known for another. He is not a lower being.
If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. It changes you.
And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget
falls drop by drop upon the heart,
and in our own despair, against our will,
comes wisdom to us by the grace of God.
And, because you made me think of it - my favorite definition of tact:
the art of telling someone to go straight to Hell and have them
looking forward to the trip :-)
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
"Sarcasim is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of
non-intelligence, let those who wish join the club of conventionals"
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so."
ph34r m3! 3l33t h4x0r.
Carpe Noctem. (seize the night)
got r00t?
Färfromr00tin.
The Road to Success is not straight. There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, caution lights called family, and you will have flats called jobs. But...if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called success!
The3ntropy, that's the exact same signature as mine!!!!!! :D
Greg
I like mine....very simple. Doesn't really seem to be a very sophisticated, but it applys...
here are some of my favs:
- i wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit
- he runs... he hides... he does everything, but he never lies...
- personally i am always ready to learn, but i dont always like being taught
- in a world without walls who needs windows or gates
winston c.
- I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own-- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
albert e.
thats all. also see my signature.
I used to use a good Signature : The only thing you have to do in this life is die!, Think about it, its true!!!! :D
hmmm i may have noticed that some of the above sig's are on baldurs gate but as it is such a crap game i have not noticed.
I quite like mine :P
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
A friend will help a friend move, a REAL friend will help a friend move bodies........
"Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress . . . But I repeat myself." *Mark Twain
"When all is said and done, usually more is said than done."-Unknown
lol i like mine.. shows how much trusting i am.. and sometimes it is a true fact....
I got it from The Kindred.