I didn't believe people were this stupid until now:
http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
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I didn't believe people were this stupid until now:
http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
This is a joke right????
:p
Are you kidding me? Ever clicked the little help button on a Win2k logon banner?
Check out the attached....
This is a serious question, years ago programmers at many top companies seriously considered changing the instruction 'press any key' to 'press the enter key' because of this misunderstanding! :p
Poor people must have an IQ of less than 70 to not understand that. I'm not suprised its on the frequently asked questions page though. Maybe some people just decided to type in something that they may have seen on the Simpsons.:D I am very happy that I have such an extensive TV show knowledge.
i realize dat der may be a misunderstandin wit sum of our frenz dat r "computer illiterate" but to put sumthin like dat on an FAQ is simply hilarious. to tell da truth, i think dat they can figure dat one on der own cuz da least dey can do wen dat kinda thing pops up is to press any button. seriously tho, how long wud it take anybody to experiment in the least bit and figure it out on der own. i understand dat ppl rnt completely computer savvy and dey dont wanna be geeks and i respect dat but at least put an effort into diz growin industry of computers and the internet.
Is it absolutely necessary for you to put all your posts through a jive dialectizer before submitting them? It makes them very hard to read.
i also think u are joking......but u made me laugh.....thanks anyway...Quote:
Originally posted by happathy
I didn't believe people were this stupid until now:
http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
intruder.... :borg:
you are all dead.
you are ****ed
Why do you post these low IQ things?
To let others get the idea that they are talking about you?
I don't get the reason for your flames to the community
Oh that was a good chuckle. I had forwarded a link off to a friend on ICQ and she remarked at how unbelievably stupid some people are. As I reminded her, as long as there are people like that there will always be jobs for techies. ;)
And if you don't know about it yet, check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid for the Computer Stupidities. They are all true stories (which is really scary).
sebastos12
As for you posts, they do nothing for here and one of them is a veiled threat. I would tread lightly when posting stuff like that. If you want support and friendship or alliance with people to help you, you might want to try another route.
Not so funny... More like scary... I think you'll see how stupid people really are after reading THE REPLIES to this (Is Your Son A Computer Hacker) article! :DQuote:
Originally posted by happathy
I didn't believe people were this stupid until now:
http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
-ZeroOne :cool:
I admit that in school I have been asked where the any key is once or twice....
quite funny to be honest.
Yeah, some people are idioi ts. Nah, just messin happathy.
Yes, what is the point in posting something 'You are all ****ed'? :(Quote:
Originally posted by MsMittens
sebastos12
As for you posts, they do nothing for here and one of them is a veiled threat. I would tread lightly when posting stuff like that. If you want support and friendship or alliance with people to help you, you might want to try another route. [/B]
Lol, thanks for that link! :DQuote:
Originally posted by MsMittens
And if you don't know about it yet, check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid for the Computer Stupidities. They are all true stories (which is really scary).
I think it's a secret language in disguise. Let’s try to translate this one into something that all of us can understand.Quote:
Originally posted by sebastos12
you are ****ed
You: It seems the first word is you. Perhaps it is a meaning directed towards a single person or a group of people. Since this one is not specific about who it is directed at. We will assume that this person is talking about themselves. So you can easily translate to “me”.
Are: The second word proceeds the “****ed” by comes after the “you”. Being that humans reproduce with sexual partners to exchange DNA, the are will translate “are” to a need of sexual experience. So far our sebastos12 has stated something close to “me need sexual experience”.
****ed: The last word can have many meanings, but because the combinations of “you” and “are” proceed it this last word pertains to something that is needed badly. This is more close to a natural yearning. Since our subject is pre-teen it all makes very good sense.
Finally after advanced probing of sebastos12’s mind, we have his true meaning.
“Me Need Sexual Experience Badly”
This is what he was really saying, I’m glad I could clear that up with everyone :p
Anti-Flaming policy is queitly taken away when sebastos12 is involved, reason:
I recieved the following grey useless antipoints, HAPPY CHRISTMAS! F**K YOU! sebastos12
So please by all means....
Follow this link and you can all get your own any key. No more waiting on hold for hours and hours for customer support....
http://www.computergear.com/pressanykey4.html
They also have panic buttons I think...
yikes! that's not stupid, it's scary. i admit that i've asked some stupid questions, but that scares me! Oh, and as for sebastos12, i've seen some of ur posts and i'm tired of the language. it is pointless. what do you mean by "you are ****ed?" that just shows an lack of intelligence! please stop.
It's to the left of the "I'm a dumbass" key and to the right of "Huh?" key.
Lol, a most amusing translation! :DQuote:
Originally posted by knightmb
I think it's a secret language in disguise. Let’s try to translate this one into something that all of us can understand.
[...]
“Me Need Sexual Experience Badly”
This is what he was really saying, I’m glad I could clear that up with everyone :p
that's hilarious...
OH MY GAWD!
Control alt delete is only recognized my WINDOWS!!!
BWAHAHWHAHWHWAHAKJHEJKLEHGSEAOJFAEK;wf2$%#@$Y@!@!!!
You know when a program askes you to press any key? Next time you see it you should try pressing shift, ctrl, or Alt, which usually don't work.
I can see the programmers now - "Oops" :confused:
LMAO
Anyhow back to my work
You're funny. "Jive dialectizer" ...hahahaQuote:
Originally posted by petemcevoy
Is it absolutely necessary for you to put all your posts through a jive dialectizer before submitting them? It makes them very hard to read.
Good point! :DQuote:
Originally posted by tridentrue
You know when a program askes you to press any key? Next time you see it you should try pressing shift, ctrl, or Alt, which usually don't work.
I can see the programmers now - "Oops" :confused:
LMAO
Anyhow back to my work