how to poison your mind with antionline [and lavender usage]
*note: lavender usage posted at the very end of this tutorial
The aim of this tutorial is to point out and discuss in great detail the ****ing idiocy that pervades most of you, and how you are doing yourselves a great disservice by acting the way you do. AND SUCH
The problem with this forum and this entire community is its users. that means you, most of you. You hold in such high regard the title 'hacker' that you would spend eons of time learning material that you believe will heighten you to this level. ---CLICHE ALERT: I'm on a quest for knowledge, man! I'm on a journey of the mind!---- Would you who sing this mantra just shutup for a second and look at yourselves from an objective point of you. The knowledge is extremely limited in scope, usually towards the "computer" sector. SINCE WHEN IS SUCH A JOURNEY LIMITED TO COMPUTERS? YOU ARE SUCH BULLSHITTERS, AND THE WORST OF IT IS THAT THE PERSON YOU HAVE BEEN BULLSHITING HAS BEEN YOU, YOURS TRULY MASTER HACKER KID. Even when you are on a GOD FORSAKEN COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE QUEST, it is often for dubious reasons. Employment. To belong to a social groupl/subculture. Money. Recognition amongst your peers. The belief that knowing a few computer commands makes you smarter than other people. AD INFINITUM. Your reasons are FAR FAR FAR from being IDEALISTIC. The sooner you acknowledge this fact, the sooner you will distance yourself from the idiots that pervade this subculture of yours.
THE PRIMARY problem that most of you face, YOUR PRIMARY hurdle in obtaining the life you so desire, is the fact that most of you are INTELLECTUALLY VAPID. You are, at best, AVERAGE in intelligence. AVERAGE, OKAY? The type of people you idolize and probably think of while masturbating are ABOVE AVERAGE in intelligence, often extremely so. Sure, they do all the things you *try* to do, except that it comes easier to them. THEY CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT BY THEMSELVES. THEY CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS. THEY HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY COUPLED WITH THE MOTIVATION TO ACTUALLY GET ANYWHERE AS FAR AS COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER SECURITY ARE CONCERNED. I don't doubt your motivation. Hell, you're probably even more motivated than they are since you watched the movie Hackers 39 times and you memorized the lines as a QUICK PARTY TRICK on IRC. Let's face it, YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'LL NEVER BE HACKERS. At best, you'll be what you deem "script kiddies". [more on this later] And this is AT BEST, MY FRIENDS, AT BEST.
So what is wrong with being stupid? NOTHING. Most of it is genetics. Sorry, you got the short end of the stick. THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH! Life doesn't necessitate a high level of intelligence to have happyness. On the contrary, people who commit suicide are usually above average in intelligence. People with higher degrees of intelligence are usually more prone to depression and such. COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY. There are plenty of VERY HIGH paying jobs that don't require massive amounts of intelligence. There are also a bunch of "computer" jobs that also don't require much of anything except a pulse. HA! Those are pathetic, **** jobs! Embarassing jobs! Dead-end jobs!--- HALT, I SAY. Where would we be without our KEYBOARD CLEANERS and PRINTER FIXERS and SQL PROGRAMMERS (THAT MEANS YOU REMOTEFAG). THEY PAY WELL ENOUGH TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND GO TO IRC GET TOGETERS ONCE IN A WHILE. YOU'LL DO FINE.
SCRIPT KIDDIES. You are all entwined in some infinite circle of EGO GRATIFICATION. This is really the primary purpose of this forum. YES. THAT IS ALL. You are all here to make you feel better about yourselves. YOU GOT SHUNNED FROM OTHER PLACES FOR ACTING STUPID AND NOW YOU BRING YOUR STUPIDITIES HERE WHERE THEY ARE HURRAHED AND PRAISED BY OTHER LIKE MINDED FOLK. Those that aren't idiots on this forum are either here because A) they feel as though they aren't capable of distinction in other groups or, B) are here for SHEER ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. As for script kiddies, the reason you are all so hyper about shouting malicious stupidities towards them is because YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT THEY KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO. THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU ARE. Breaking into systems requires A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF INTELLIGENCE. Most of you FAIL THIS CRITERIA. SORRY. Move on and clean keyboards with enthusiasm.!
DO YOU WANT IN ON A SECRET OF MINE? To find the ones that are the most insecure about their own knowledge/ability to obtain knowledge look at a particular type of posting on this forum. Whenever you see a post about ETHICS or LAWS or tutorials like "HOW NOT TO GET FLAMMED" (THAT MEANS YOU ENISFAG) and **** like that, you know they are THE BIGGEST POSEURS HERE. Why? Because they are BARELY trying to increase their computing knowledge. They are clueless, and will likely remain that way for a long time. It's not that they don't learn, because everybody learns things every now and then, it's that they learn so incredibly slowly that their learning curve is so HIGH that it will take them YEARS to understand what someone of higher intelligence will in but a few weeks or months. THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO FIX PRINTERS, BUCKO. FIX THEM WITH THE SAME RAH RAH RAH THAT YOU EXIBIT WHEN YOU _TRY_ TO LEARN COMPUTING STUPIDITIES.
PROGRAMMING. Let's face it, if you want to become a CAPABLE programmer, you need a certain degree of intelligence. My guess is an IQ of AT LEAST 115. I'M SORRY, MOST OF YOU FAIL ONCE MORE. The good thing about this is that most of you REALIZE that you are TOO STUPID to become hackers when you try to master a programming language. GO AHEAD. Please, humour me. Learn C. Learn assembly. Learn it well enough to be able to flame alt.programming gurus when they make mistakes in their snippet postings. IF YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS TASK THEN THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET. If not, then please GRASP THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO REALLY EXCEL IN THIS FIELD. Caveat: languages like SQL are not good enough for this little test. I said C AND assembly. BOTH. GO AHEAD. ****FACES. Don't come back on this forum until you've mastered both. MASTERED. You will see that when you do return, you will be thoroughly disgusted with the sort of idiocy textually vomitted by your fellow antionline members that it will depress you so much so that you will leave forever. CAST YOUR SAIL TO GREENER SHORES.
*lavender usage:
You can put as much as you like in your bath, whatever you feel comfortable with. I usually tip the bottle at a 45degree angle and sprinkle it everywhere. The quantity is less important than the method you use to distribute it.
1) Run the water, adjust it to proper temperature (the hotter the better)
2) Put the cork in the hole and allow the tub to fill up a bit, perhaps to 1 or 2 inches in height.
3) Sprinkle the lavender bathsalts as stated above, a bit everywhere in the bath.
4) keep the bottle right next to the tub in case you want to add more.
5) Make sure the door is closed at all times, right from step one. We want the lavender steam to evaporate and remain in the bathroom.
6) When you get in, don't worry about the little salts on the bottom of the tub. They will dissolve soon enough.
7) It's good to close the bathroom lights (if you're doing this during the day) and just wallow in the tub in semi-darkness.
8) Music is also nice. I like julie doiron or mogwai.
9) Make sure you cover the lavender bottle right after you use it, as we want to keep that lavender goodness in there for a while.
to 'wize'man, an introduction to text comprehension
I take due time to reply to your posting in kind, for you've obviously displayed a level of comprehension that does little justice to your chosen monicker. This amuses me.
Certainly, I can dispel with the petty insults and opt for the route you've chosen, that of subtle contempt masked as dignified discussion.
The problem with your reply is not so much what you say, but more so your inability to draw a minimal level of understanding from the most basic of texts (as you've aptly stated). Allow me to utilize the much underused quotation feature of this forum to answer your critiques.
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First, you say that computer security experts, and indeed most computer specialists not dealing with programming, have a narrowed field of expertise that you consider somewhat useless.
I'm afraid you did not "catch my drift", as they are prone to say in the bowels of the American south. If you'd carefully take the time to reread the the paragraph of mine you are misinterpretating, you would come to understand that my criticism was geared towards those that claimed to be "seekers of knowledge". That is a vague statement that is all too often used and abused in the "computer underground", and so I felt the need to address its usage. I do not have any comtempt for those who will claim that they are on a quest to better their computing skills. Fine, we all have our interests, and that is a perfectly good one. Let's just be clear on what they (the people who make such claims) are and aren't. Nowhere have I said that computers are useless. You're off your rocker, comrade.
I used programming as an example because I do believe that good (I used the word capable in my previous posting) programmers are indeed intellectually capable people (does my wordplay tickle your grammatically pretentious fanny?) There are good and bad programmers. The are good and bad anythings. Please provide a quote where I stated otherwise, verbatim or not.
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Now, would you consider that they are wasting their lives? How about neurosurgeons, do you think they wasted their life by learning about how the human brain works?
No, I certainly do not. I'm pleased that there exist some people who are qualified enough to practice as neurosurgeons. Good for them, good for all of us. Yay humanity. However, I would be the first to criticize neurosurgeons that would claim to be on a "quest for knowledge" when they confined their studies to neurology. Ditto to those in the computing field (chiefly those in the hacking culture) who make such claims. See above.
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Second, you say that computer security experts, or hackers as you label them, are at best of average intelligence.
This is blatantly wrong once again. I never stated such. I claimed that those who seemingly spent their livelihoods on this forum (I'm sorry if you felt targetted) were of average intelligence. I say this with great caution as the postings on this forum have certainly not helped lay credence to my claim.
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People get to be good at whatever field through education and a passion for whatever it is that they do, not through intelligence. If you were to check out the job titles of the members of Mensa (the organization for people who have scored above 130 on their IQ tests), you'd find that some of them are janitors. So, again, you have no proof to back up your claim that computer security experts are stupid and useless.
People can learn new skills and acquire vast amounts of new knowledge, but this does not necessarily mean that they can be successful in whichever vocation they so desire. If you believe that someone of average intelligence can gain employment as a theoretical physicist, then you've not only fallen off your rocker, you've also spiralled into the bottomless pit of liberal ignorance. You seem to be superficially aware of so-called IQ tests and organizations such as Mensa, and yet you say things that would leave most cognitive psychologists and mensonians alike tossing in their proverbial graves. I assume, as most people on this forum, that you live in the United States of American. Most if not all colleges in your (correct me if I'm wrong) country make use of specialized IQ tests (i.e.: the SATs) when judging the competence of an applicant. The truth of the matter is that intelligence (as judged by our now best method, intelligence tests) is highly correlated with academic achievement. I know it may pain your bleeding liberal heart to come to terms with this fact, but give it time and the thick lenses of ignorance will remove itself from your bewildered eyes, if only for a little while.
Were you to take a survey of all people with mensa-level IQs, you'd find that most of them are in positions that require an above average degree of intelligence. Surely, there are truck drivers who have extraordinary levels of intelligence. Big deal. Were you to attempt to make a bell curve of all of multiple occupations by assigning them points based on the average IQ level found in each field, I am certain that you would find that those who occupy such positions as truck drivers or gas pump attendants fit in the 0.03% range (over 3 standard deviations from the mean). OF COURSE, you couldn't shape such a bell curve because it would be terribly one sided.
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Finally, you say that programmers are intelligent, and that the only way that people can prove their intelligence in computers is learning to program in assembler and c
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Sigh. Do I really need to restate that you are wrong once again, that you have misunderstood the very essense of what I said? Frankly, I'm growing tired of it.
I did not say programmers are intelligent. I said that to be a capable programmer, it requires a certain level of intelligence. Please note the difference for future reference.
Furthermore, I used programming as a mere EXAMPLE. I did not say it was the "only" way to be deemed (by me, and God) capable in the computing field. I chose asm and C not because these are special languages that have special properties, but to properly illustrate that languages like SQL were simply not up to this task. I cited these two languages as recommendations, I was not elavating them to the pedestal you believe I did.
The point of that earlier paragraph as not for one to "prove his intelligence in computers", but for one to get a reasonable idea of your level of intelligence, in general. Of course, you knew that You are wize (sic) and probably just overlooked it.
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Second, I don't know where you begin to believe that you need to be intelligent to program. I've seen some very dumb programmers, and I've seen some very brilliant ones. As with any job, there is a wide range of intelligence.
Oh, dear. For the third time, I made the distinction between a programmer and a capable programmer. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you mentally cross that word out to form a basis for half of your arguments? There is a wide range of intelligence in various jobs, as wide a range as there is in compentence. I hope the bold tag will negate your mental crossing.
Have a pleasant day.
Re: how to poison your mind with antionline [and lavender usage]
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Originally posted by chemical
You hold in such high regard the title 'hacker' that you would spend eons of time learning material that you believe will heighten you to this level. ---CLICHE ALERT: I'm on a quest for knowledge, man! I'm on a journey of the mind!---- Would you who sing this mantra just shutup for a second and look at yourselves from an objective point of you.
So... you're trying to say people here are trying to conform to this stereotype of yours? Jeez, where did THAT come from? I think you are the one working off of a stereotype of the 'computer underground'.
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THE PRIMARY problem that most of you face, YOUR PRIMARY hurdle in obtaining the life you so desire, is the fact that most of you are INTELLECTUALLY VAPID. You are, at best, AVERAGE in intelligence. AVERAGE, OKAY?
So... why are you being so insulting? Do I need to send you SAT/MENSA scores or something? Where did YOU get all these assumptions? Come to think of it, why are you ASSUMING you know OUR assumptions? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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SCRIPT KIDDIES. You are all entwined in some infinite circle of EGO GRATIFICATION. This is really the primary purpose of this forum. YES. THAT IS ALL. You are all here to make you feel better about yourselves.
Irony of the day, this post of yours... serves. Your. Own. Ego. Gratification. You get to denounce everyone here just as you accuse nearly everyone here of denouncing script kiddies! Hypocrite.
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PROGRAMMING. Let's face it, if you want to become a CAPABLE programmer, you need a certain degree of intelligence. My guess is an IQ of AT LEAST 115. I'M SORRY, MOST OF YOU FAIL ONCE MORE. The good thing about this is that most of you REALIZE that you are TOO STUPID to become hackers when you try to master a programming language.
I'm not going to necessarily say you are posing falsely, but isn't this your own posing? Wow! 115! That's above average! I bet you piss off people regularly nontheless. Are you saying you're innately better than other people because you came up with this number? (Iqtest.com, or some other silly thing? Maybe, Maybe not.)
You know when Oblio agrees with you that you have problems.
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You seem to be superficially aware of so-called IQ tests
So, it sound like you trying to say to discount the value of the IQ rating? Then why are you flaunting your self-proclaimed 115?
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Do I really need to restate that you are wrong once again, that you have misunderstood the very essense of what I said? Frankly, I'm growing tired of it.
Communication is a two way street. It's not our fault that no two people think exactly alike. It's hard to judge mood or inflection from plain text.
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It is obvious that a post intended to deride the majority of people will not garner positive replies, for the most part. Hey, I expected that. I'm not here to make friends.
If you're not here to make friends, then you're either here to make enemies or to make a post which won't change the minds of those whom you target, and will annoy some bystanders. I refer to my earlier musing on IQ being irrespective of social ability (perhaps some EQ).
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I find it hard to believe that you would think that anyone with an average amount of intelligence can succeed at any career that picks his fancy.
And just as a counterpoint, there's a guy with an IQ of 180 or so (I'm not sure how they derived that) who's working as a bouncer in a bar. Conversely, if someone does have above average or high intelligence, does that mean that they can succeed at whatever they want to try their hand at?
And now I press the fateful submit button, consigning my hastily made rant into the ether.
EDIT: Yes, I am perfectly aware that in some cases I reference the forum denizens as a group, without using qualifiers such as 'most' or 'a few', it doesn't mean that I'm speaking in absolutes, it's hyperbole. Deal with it.
Re: how to poison your mind
*note: lavender usage posted at the very end of this tutorial
- Gee, I wonder what this guy uses lavender for. ;)
The aim of this tutorial is to point out and discuss in great detail the ****ing idiocy that pervades most of you, and how you are doing yourselves a great disservice by acting the way you do. AND SUCH
- It seems that you missed your aim in your self proclaimed "tutorial". All you mannaged to do was bitch, complain, and insult the people of this community. Good one.
The problem with this forum and this entire community is its users. that means you, most of you.
- Yes, I agree. The problem with this form and this entire community IS its users. It's users like you that poison the form with irrelevant and ignorant post such as the one that you've made.
You hold in such high regard the title 'hacker' that you would spend eons of time learning material that you believe will heighten you to this level.
- It appears that this individual wasn't accepted in some other security community so he decided to bitch about it here. The right to call one's self a "hacker" isn't self proclaimed. It's earned through years of learning.
---CLICHE ALERT: I'm on a quest for knowledge, man! I'm on a journey of the mind!----
- It would appear that your journy for knowledge has ended. You need to pick up where ever it is you left off...
Would you who sing this mantra just shutup for a second and look at yourselves from an objective point of you.
- Ironic, isn't it. I was thinking the same thing when I read this.
Take a look at yourself before you come in here and start insulting everyone due to YOUR lack of intelligence.
The knowledge is extremely limited in scope, usually towards the "computer" sector. SINCE WHEN IS SUCH A JOURNEY LIMITED TO COMPUTERS?
- Well, you do have a point there. I agree with that statement. Its the best one you've made so far.
YOU ARE SUCH BULLSHITTERS,
- That's the pot calling the kettle black. :D
AND THE WORST OF IT IS THAT THE PERSON YOU HAVE BEEN BULLSHITING HAS BEEN YOU,
- And where did you get this from? WTF makes you think that your so much more superior that any of the rest of us?
YOURS TRULY MASTER HACKER KID. Even when you are on a GOD FORSAKEN COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE QUEST, it is often for dubious reasons.
- Wow, this keeps going on, and on and on.... NO ONE CARES.
Employment. To belong to a social groupl/subculture. Money. Recognition amongst your peers.
- I believe someone needs the help of Google
The belief that knowing a few computer commands makes you smarter than other people. AD INFINITUM. Your reasons are FAR FAR FAR from being IDEALISTIC. The sooner you acknowledge this fact, the sooner you will distance yourself from the idiots that pervade this subculture of yours.
- Where oh where to begin. You so stuck on your own self rightousness that you can't seem to realize that you aren't the "Uberleet hacker" that you believe your self to be. Wake up...
THE PRIMARY problem that most of you face, YOUR PRIMARY hurdle in obtaining the life you so desire, is the fact that most of you are INTELLECTUALLY VAPID.
- Bla, Bla, Bla...
You are, at best, AVERAGE in intelligence.
...That's more than I can say for you.
AVERAGE, OKAY?
- Ok. Average. Is there something wrong with being average? Do you not realize that? Do you not think in your tiny little self absorbed mind that a few of the individuals with "Average" intelligence may have the mental capacity to out smart you?
The type of people you idolize and probably think of while masturbating are ABOVE AVERAGE in intelligence,
often extremely so.
- I don't think that Jenna Jameson is stupid or unintelligent but then again, I wouldn't say that she's above adverage either. ;)
Sure, they do all the things you *try* to do, except that it comes easier to them.
- I don't think that she even knows the meaning of a database administrator. And how would that come easier for a p0rn star? :D
THEY CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT BY THEMSELVES.
I think that most of them can but you're giveing them too much credit.
THEY CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS.
- Unlike your self, most individuals can.
THEY HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY COUPLED WITH THE MOTIVATION TO ACTUALLY GET ANYWHERE AS FAR AS COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER SECURITY ARE CONCERNED.
- Who is this "They" that you keep refering to? I don't think that Jeena Jameson even uses a computer, much less uses it for security related puropses.
I don't doubt your motivation.
- I don't doubt your ignorance nor your uberleet capability of pissing every one off.
Hell, you're probably even more motivated than they are since you watched the movie Hackers 39 times and you memorized the lines as a QUICK PARTY TRICK on IRC.
- Bla Bla Bla.... bitch bitch bitch..... wine wine wine.....
Let's face it, YOU'RE STUPID.
...What? You come in here makeing stupid post like this and I'M stupid? Do you think that because you've insulted everyone thats wasted their time reading your bullshit that, that has made you more intelligent than the rest of us? What? You come in here bitching and complaining about this and that and the other and then call us STUPID... What th ***** is your problem? Did you get h4x0r3d by the awesome Sub 7? Did some one take over your box? Got a virus?.... In any case, no one cares. Go away.
YOU'LL NEVER BE HACKERS.
- Bla bla bla...
At best, you'll be what you deem "script kiddies".
[more on this later]
- Go get your lavender and take a shower. Shut the ***** up.
And this is AT BEST, MY FRIENDS, AT BEST.
Did I or any one else ever once state that I/we wated to be your friend? Who needs enemies with friends like you.
So what is wrong with being stupid?
- Haveing to listen to bitching, wineing, complaining, STUPID people like you.
NOTHING.
- Wrong.
Most of it is genetics.
- So that's where you get your stupidity. I was just wondering. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Sorry, you got the short end of the stick.
- Speaking of sticks. Instead of being beaten with the ugly stick, judgeing from your comments, you fell from the top of the tree and hit every branch and twig on your way down.
THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH!
- If you say so. If I were you I'd buy about fivety dollars worth of paper bags. That way you can have enought to wear year round.
Life doesn't necessitate a high level of intelligence to have happyness. On the contrary, people who commit suicide are usually above average in intelligence.
- Where did you come up with this ****? People who commit suicide are even stupider than you are... Thats pretty *****ing stupid. It dosen't take a mass amount of intelligence to pull the trigger, jump off buildings, or what ever.
People with higher degrees of intelligence are usually more prone to depression and such.
- Where do you get the statistics for makeing these ignorant statements?
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY.
- I do. :D
There are plenty of VERY HIGH paying jobs that don't require massive amounts of intelligence.
- So there may be hope for you yet... may be.
There are also a bunch of "computer" jobs that also don't require much of anything except a pulse. HA! Those are pathetic, **** jobs! Embarassing jobs! Dead-end jobs!---
- BINGO! That's where your going to end up... if your lucky.
HALT, I SAY. Where would we be without our KEYBOARD CLEANERS and PRINTER FIXERS and SQL PROGRAMMERS
(THAT MEANS YOU REMOTEFAG).
- It's REMOTE_ACCESS_ ... you should be so lucky not to live in my neghborhood. If i ever saw you I'd kill ya. I would end your miserable and meaningless life. Simple end you. It's easy to sit at your computer and talk **** about me. And what programming languages do you know? What degress do you have?
THEY PAY WELL ENOUGH TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND GO TO IRC GET TOGETERS ONCE IN A WHILE. YOU'LL DO FINE.
- You on the other hand won't. You'll still be in the shower with the lavender... or you'll be sitting at your computer lookin at p0rn stars with your bottle of lavender and haveing a jolly ole time.
SCRIPT KIDDIES.
- A.K.A. Chemical. Oblio. Hehbris. Sebastios.
You are all entwined in some infinite circle of EGO GRATIFICATION.
- No you're not. This guy just has a soft spot for script kiddies because he is one.
This is really the primary purpose of this forum.
- bitch bitch bitch. nag mother *****er nag.
YES. THAT IS ALL.
- Yes it is. Bitching. Winening. Complaining. Naging. That's all folks.
...YOU GOT SHUNNED FROM OTHER PLACES FOR ACTING STUPID AND NOW YOU BRING YOUR STUPIDITIES HERE WHERE THEY ARE HURRAHED AND PRAISED BY OTHER LIKE MINDED FOLK.
- Tell me again why you're here? It seems that YOU are the one that was shunned so you come in here bitching and complaing. Bla bla bla. Who's really the one acting a fool? Y-O-U
Those that aren't idiots on this forum are either here because
A) they feel as though they aren't capable of distinction in other groups or, B) are here for SHEER ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.
- Out of the two, I pick B. Reading post like yours are always a kick. Sheer entertainment. :D
As for script kiddies, the reason you are all so hyper about shouting malicious stupidities towards them is because YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT THEY KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO. THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU ARE.
- Speak for your self.
Breaking into systems requires A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF INTELLIGENCE.
- Well... it seems you qualify for haveing the minimual amount of intelligence. Since you so humblely believe that, lets see. Break into my box. Use what ever tool you'd like... Even your favorite, Sub 7....
Most of you FAIL THIS CRITERIA. SORRY. Move on and clean keyboards with enthusiasm.!
- Move on. Go Away. Get Lost. Get a life. Go cry and moan somewhere else.
DO YOU WANT IN ON A SECRET OF MINE?
- Uh oh, he's finally comeing out of the closet. I knew there was something wierd about this fellow.
To find the ones that are the most insecure about their own knowledge/ability to obtain knowledge look at a particular type of posting on this forum.
- Just look at this guy's post. Do you see what kind of intelligence it takes to insult people and complain?... none.
Whenever you see a post about ETHICS or LAWS or tutorials like "HOW NOT TO GET FLAMMED" (THAT MEANS YOU ENISFAG)
- Are you fond of homosexuals? His name is ENNIS.
and **** like that, you know they are THE BIGGEST POSEURS HERE.
- Bla Bla Bla.
<Begin endless bitching> !STFU </End endless bitching>
Why? Because they are BARELY trying to increase their computing knowledge.
- That's more that what I can say for you. At least they're still trying to expand their knowledge of computers.
They are clueless,
- They? YOU are clueless. Wake the ***** up.
and will likely remain that way for a long time. It's not that they don't learn, because everybody learns things every now and then,
- Every now and then may be when YOU learn something... Don't place me in the same category as an unintelligent hypoticritical ego maniac like you.
it's that they learn so incredibly slowly that their learning curve is so HIGH that it will take them YEARS to understand what someone of higher intelligence will in but a few weeks or months. THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO FIX PRINTERS, BUCKO. FIX THEM WITH THE SAME RAH RAH RAH THAT YOU EXIBIT WHEN YOU _TRY_ TO LEARN COMPUTING STUPIDITIES.
Let's face it, if you want to become a CAPABLE programmer, you need a certain degree of intelligence.
- One that you don't seem to posess.
My guess is an IQ of AT LEAST 115.
- Your IQ is AT MOST 80... I'M SORRY, YOU FAIL ONCE MORE.
The good thing about this is that most of you REALIZE that you are TOO STUPID to become hackers when you try to master a programming language.
- Tell me again how many languages you know. What degrees do you have? What certificates have you obtained? What qualifications do you have?
GO AHEAD. Please, humour me.
Hehe, humor me. Tell me what makes you so much more superior than the rest of us.
Learn C. Learn assembly. Learn it well enough to be able to flame alt.programming gurus when they make mistakes in their snippet postings. IF YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS TASK THEN THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET.
- There is not hope for you. Go Away. You would be lucky to be ably to learn ANY language.
ATTENTION Cheemical:
Please GRASP THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO REALLY EXCEL IN THIS FIELD OR ANY OTHER FIELD RELATED TO COOMPUTERS.
Caveat: languages like SQL are not good enough for this little test. I said C AND assembly. BOTH.
- Do you know C? Do you know assembly? Do you know SQL? Do you know ANY languages....
Can you say CONTRIBUTE? Why don't you help people instead of critisizeing everyone. Stop complaining. You are more than welcome to LEAVE at any time, but what better time than NOW?
"You're random acts of idiocy contribute nothing positive."
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Chemical: You have still neglected to tell us YOUR qualifications to call us all dumb.
Remote_Access_
Re: How to poison your mind with AntiOnline
What I fail to understand, Chemical, is where you get the idea about what this whole website was created for. Obviously you don't know. Let me tell you then, if your still reading and not hiding away under your bathroom sink for the fear of ever posting again since after your first post you've been to hell and back with flames...
This website was intended for security discussions. It is true that about 80 or so percent of the inhabitants of AntiOnline are hackers or (as you call them) 'wanna-be hackers'. Yet we are all here for one reason - security. Not hacking, not cracking, not phreaking...not your lovely criticizing that is right now pissing the hell out of every AntiOnline poster with the right mind. I am astonished that you are even scared to show your identity...if you really had feelings like this, why not post a 'reasonable' post (instead of that trash) about your view points. But no, you had to create a whole new profile for yourself - for you knew this would happen. When will you lear to stop critizing people and start learning...shutup for once...and read a few (reasonable) posts...your so self-centered it drives me crazy...
...I have nothing further to say. I wish you good-luck where ever you may end up...*cough*_keyboard cleaner_*cough*...
Re: Re: How to poison your mind with AntiOnline
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[i]Originally posted by [WebCarnage]
...I have nothing further to say. I wish you good-luck where ever you may end up...*cough*_keyboard cleaner_*cough*... [/B]
Hey....whats wrong with keyboard cleaning? Its an honorable profession and provides an useful service (Its my dream job ...a promotion from "help desk hell" if you will LOL) It provides a means of support for a family....UNLIKE the kind of garbage "chemical"(autumn regret) spews out.Her posts benifit NO ONE
