Act Five Scene Two -The AO adaption

An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
by Noble Hamlet

This portrayal of Hamlet displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
Enough banter, let us move on.

Act Five, Scene Two

Continued from Line 213

Oblio Come Hamlet take this hand from mine

Hamlet Come take it, I have done you wrong
But take it as you are a gentleman
How I am horrified by my own actions
That your greatness awake and realise I did it in madness
Ws it I who did you wrong, not I
If I was taken away, I didnt do it, I deny it
Who was it then? My madness
If so I am a fraction to blame
My madness is my enemy

Remote Access
I am satisfied
That your motive is most obvious
I must avenge due to my honour
I will not back down
To show respect for past honour
I do not accept your love but must avenge.

Hamlet
I accept
Play the game
Give me the weapons, come on

Remote Access
Come on, go for it!

Hamlet
Your skill will contrast greatly with my lack of skill.

Remote Access
Are you trying to flame me?

Hamlet
Not I

Oblio
Give them the weapons hehbris
You know what is at stake

Hamlet
I do, you have betted on the weaker side

Oblio
I am not afraid, I have seen you both
But since he is better, we have better odds

Remote Access
This is too light a weapon, get me another

Hamlet
This weapon suits me well
Are they all they same

Hehbris
Yes my lord they are

They prepare to flame

Oblio
Get me the drinks
If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me
I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go!

A flame war follows in which Hamlet is winning, Hamlet needs a drink to refresh himelf

Chemical
He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
I drink to your fortune

Oblio
Chemical do not drink

Chemical
I will!

Oblio Aside
It is poisened, and I am too late

Hamlet
I dare not yet

Chemical
Come let me wipe your brow

Remote Access
Oblio I will hit him now

Oblio
Good

Remote Access
Yet I know I shouldnt it is not like me

Hamlet
Come on again Remote Access
I pray you give me your best flame!

Another flame war follows.
This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and wounds flames him slightly
Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly

Oblio
Part them it has gone to far

Hamlet
No keep it coming

Hehbris
Look at Chemical

Chemical falls

Remote Access2
Look they both bleed, how so?

Hehbris
How is it Remote Access?

Remote Access
Due to my own doings I am justly flamed for my own actions

Hamlet
How is Chemical?

Oblio
She is saddened

Chemical
No no! The drink Hamlet
It is poisened by Oblio!

Chemical dies

Hamlet
O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
Traitors, seek them out!

Remote Access falls

Remote Access
It is here Hamlet
You too will die soon burnt by my flame
It has gotten me first deservadly but you are unwillingly next to go
Oblio, Oblio is to blame

Hamlet
I will avenge this!

Hamlet flames Oblio

AO members
Treason, treason!

Oblio
Defend me friends I am hurt

Hamlet
Ha! You foolish, tiredsome, damned hinderance
Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
Die from this flame
Oblio dies

Remote Access
He is justly served
It is the poisen he makes himself
Forgive me Noble Hamlet
All these deaths are unwillingly my own fault

Remote Access dies

Hamlet
I am to die also! It is assured
Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

Remote Access2
I will
I am more antique Roman than Dane
I will kill myself too!

Hamlet
No good Remote Access2
Let it be and tell my story
March afar off, and shot within
What noise is this?

Hehbris
Young JP with conquest from IRC

Hamlet
Oh I die Remote Access 2
I will not live to see their coming
I elect JP as my next leader
the rest is silence

Hamlet dies

Remote Access2
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

March within

Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

JP
What is this sight?

Remote Access2
It is the act of damage

JP
What has happened to my forums while I was away?
Chaos flame wars! This is not what Ao should be!

Main Ao Member
This is terrible,
We come too late to save our beloved forums from ruin
These people have destroyed what we once had!

Remote Access2
I know it is all the fault of Oblio and his wicked ways he has caused carnal acts and destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process
AO is no more
Only a few can save it now

And so on

Well thats just my way of putting the situation, take it or leave it

Hehehe, well written Noble, well written. Alas, I have one more part to add....

Ennis, stflook, Terr, and Ms.Mittens
Walk in

JP
Ah!...the Four-Musketeers of AO have arrived, what bringings have you brought along with you?

Ennis
Peace...amoungst all...dammit, Merry Christmas! walks off stage

stflook & Terr
Knoledge...to share with all who may listen. Dammit Oblio/Hebris/Chemical/Debris, get a life! both walk off stage

Ms.Mittens
Logic...with tutorials written to the wanting eye. Damn...[interuption by antihaxor]

Antihaxor
walks on stage Chemical will never speak again!!! walks off stage

Ms.Mittens
...[regaining breather]....damn...I'd better stay.



Hehehe...just to add to the fun. Don't get angry, all said and done jokingly. :)

This may be your view of how the story is portraid, I on the other hand share a different view. The story went like this:

An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
by Remote_Access_

This portrayal of Remote_Access_ displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
Enough bull ****, lets get it on.

Act Five, Scene Three

Continued from Line 187

Oblio: Chemical, hehbris, hamlet, untite for I am being burned alive with these flames from members of AO.

Hamlet: We shall support you in your vain and ignorant effort to annoy, insult, flame, and piss off each and every member of AO.

Remote _Access_
I am not satisfied.I will not back down.
I do not accept your love but must avenge.

Hamlet: go forth, spread lies, and prove your a master of the flame. FORWARD!


Remote_Access_: Just bring it..

Hamlet
I will be over came with your master flameing abilities. Oblio, Chemical, where for art thou?!

Remote_Access_
Are you trying to flame me? Are you trying to insult my intelligence? I laugh at this ignorant attempt.

Hamlet
Not I, it was oblio and chemical. Please, let this war end!

Oblio
I cannot decide on an alias for this battle. I have chosen many in hopes that I will not be discovored. For I also fear the flames of Remote_Access_

Hamlet
I do also, you have betted on the weaker side. You have joined a loseing battle. Flee this war while you still can!

Oblio
I am very afraid, I have seen you both
But since Remote is better, we stand against the odds

Remote_Access_
This is a great weapon, let the games begin!

Hamlet
This weapon suits me not
Are they all they same? I cannot tell for I am not as adapted to flame wares as Remote.

Hehbris
Yes my lord

They prepare to flame

Oblio
Get me the drinks. I cannot think while sober.
If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me. I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go start some ****!

A flame war follows in which Hamlet is loseing, Hamlet needs a mirical to refresh himelf and win this war.

Chemical
He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
I drink to your fortune

Oblio
Chemical drink up

Chemical
I will!

Oblio Aside
It is poisened, and I am too late

Hamlet
I dare not yet

Chemical
Come let me wipe your brow

Remote_Access_
Oblio I will destroy you now

Oblio
Good

Hamlet
Come on again Remote_Access_
I pray you give me your best flame!

Remote_Access_
Launches flames of mass destruction

Another flame war follows.
This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and fataly wounds flames him. Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly although no real harm is done.

Oblio
Part them it has gone to far

Hamlet
No keep it coming

Hehbris
Look at Chemical

Chemical fails

Remote Access2
Look how they both bleed from these devistateing flames. I wish to be as great as this member of AO known as Remote_Access_

Hehbris
How is it Remote Access?

Remote Access
Due to your doings I justly flamed for your ignorant actions

Hamlet
How is Chemical?

Oblio
She is saddened and has taken a fatal wound

Chemical
No no! The drink Hamlet
It is poisened by Remote_Access_!

Chemical dies

Hamlet
O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
Traitors, seek them out!

Remote Access Rises

Remote Access
It is here Hamlet
You too will die soon burnt by my flame
You are unwillingly next to go. You too shall die from my flame.
You and your insignifacant tribe of losers are of no match for me.

Hamlet
I will avenge this!

Hamlet flames Oblio

AO members
Treason, treason!

Oblio
Defend me friends I am hurt and cannot speak for my self. I have ran out of flames and cannot go on. The members of AO have discovored my aliases and I am no longer hid from their flames.

Hamlet
Ha! You are foolish
Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
Die from this flame
Oblio dies

Remote_Access_
He is justly served
It is the poisen he makes himself
You are next to die Noble Hamlet
All these deaths just.

Remote_Access_2 enters the war

Hamlet
I am to die also! It is assured
Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

Remote Access2
I will kill myself, I am no match for Remote_Access_!

Remote_Access_2 dies from a self inflicted wound.

Hamlet
No good Remote_Access_2
Let it be, you shall be burried from the flames of Remote_Access_

Hehbris
Young JP with conquest from IRC

Hamlet
Oh I die Remote Access 2
I will not live to see another flame war
I kiss JP's ass in hopes of being an UB3R1337 irc op.

Hamlet dies

March within

Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

JP
What is this sight? Go forth and die Hamlet

JP
What has happened to my forums while I was away?
Chaos flame wars! This is not what AO should be!

Main Ao Member
This is terrible,
We come too late to save our beloved forums from this tribe of losers. These people have destroyed what we once had!

Remote_Access_
I know who is at fault for causeing this chaos, these carnal acts that have destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process. AO shall rise again.Only a few can save it now



Remote_Access_

Can you not spell! You are a shame to Shakespeare.

By the way Noble Hamlet is not oblio etc.

You are also not a respected member of AO so please stop acting like one.

i don't have to time and patience to review over spelling errors. Where oh where would you be with out your handy spell checker and thesarus? I know you wish you were the real Remote_Access_ but you'll be ok.. may be. I'm sure you can think of some other alias than copying from mine.. cant you oblio, hehbris, chemical, hamlet, who ever the hell you are. How is it that i am "acting" like a respected AO member?

Remote_Access_

Ok, first of all we need to cut out this crap however well put together it is.

We all know people have grudges, we also know we shouldnt let them get this far!

So please if you are even slightly tiring Noble Hamlet aka Remote Access2 I ask please leave it out and let this stop, it has gone way too far.

Boo!

Your slowly turning into an unsavoury character Hamlet and well your just wasting your time now, we have people like you already. Ok fair enough your obviously smart as we can see but please on last attempt at reaching you....

Honestly, I think the whole idea of "adapting" the script from Hamlet was a poor idea. And as Ennis said, Hamlet, you are turning into a bad character...

We need to bury our grudges and move on for goodness sake!

You have to love the devotion but into all this! But regardless, this is getting lame. How much time did you guys really put into doing all this? I mean, doesn't the idea of writing about something technical amuse you? Please just let all this drop and move onto something more productive.

Cordially,

Sp1d3r

Or to put it more eloquently,

cut the ****, already!

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Originally posted by Remote_Access_
i don't have to time and patience to review over spelling errors. Where oh where would you be with out your handy spell checker and thesarus? I know you wish you were the real Remote_Access_ but you'll be ok.. may be. I'm sure you can think of some other alias than copying from mine.. cant you oblio, hehbris, chemical, hamlet, who ever the hell you are. How is it that i am "acting" like a respected AO member?

Remote_Access_

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I didn't know that AO had any respected members... my bad, obviously.

"Why,what care I?If thou canst nod,speak too.If charnal-houses and our graves must send Those that we bury back, our monuments Shall be the maws of Kites"
Macbeth

This post is still going on I see...but why? Is there any need for this to go on? Making a mockery out of other AO members should be a transgression. I admit, though, making fun of some members, but it was all jokingly - for I thought thats how Noble Hamlet was bestowing it. But I now know he was not. I look back at his post now and find it pathetically humerous. I must say it's a sad doing for a flame.

Ennis (sorry for my jeering up there) knows what I'm talking about. We should have listened to him from the first post he made by saying how we "shouldn't let our grudges get this far".

Noble Hamlet/RemoteAccess2 it seems like you envy Remote_Access_ just by watching the way you treat him (and the other members for that matter). But I'm not here to flame anybody. I'm just saying that this should have never gotten to far...yet it did. This thread should end now. No more posting...no more replying. This is just one of the many threads I wish dead.

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This post is still going on I see...but why? Is there any need for this to go on? Making a mockery out of other AO members should be a transgression. I admit, though, making fun of some members, but it was all jokingly - for I thought thats how Noble Hamlet was bestowing it. But I now know he was not. I look back at his post now and find it pathetically humerous. I must say it's a sad doing for a flame.

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It is not my intention to upset all AO members but I do have a personal grudge against Remote_Access_ and I do dislike oblio for obvious reasons.

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Ennis (sorry for my jeering up there) knows what I'm talking about. We should have listened to him from the first post he made by saying how we "shouldn't let our grudges get this far".

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But do people listen, as much as he or Terr or whoever says anything to help the forums we never listen. It is our own demise, these forums arent all that good anymore and that is fact.

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Noble Hamlet/RemoteAccess2 it seems like you envy Remote_Access_ just by watching the way you treat him (and the other members for that matter).

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Actually I honestly detest the lowly fool.

Maybe youll listen to the good people you all respect or maybe you wont, its up to the members.

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It is not my intention to upset all AO members but I do have a personal grudge against Remote_Access_ and I do dislike oblio for obvious reasons.

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Well it would be smart if you would tell him why you had a grudge against him instead of making a play on him. And for oblio...who doesn't have a grudge against that guy. Sheesh...

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It is our own demise, these forums arent all that good anymore and that is fact.

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Simply because people like you have infected it with their stupidity.

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Maybe youll listen to the good people you all respect or maybe you wont, its up to the members.

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Maybe...maybe not. It doesn't matter. What matters is that I contribute to AntiOnline in a postive way, regardless what the consequence might be. Afterall...we could all just switch screen names when in danger. Right Oblio?

You only wish I was oblio that way it would mean that it is only he who corrupts the forum.

Can you not accept that others dont conform here other than oblio.

I dont care what your nosy ideals are but then again why should I.

To convince you of my indivuadility I will help a little which I can assure you oblio would never do.

Hows that?

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Originally posted by Ennis
Your slowly turning into an unsavoury character Hamlet and well your just wasting your time now, we have people like you already. Ok fair enough your obviously smart as we can see but please on last attempt at reaching you....

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"slowly turning"???WTF! since when has this dickhead known henceforth as "noble hamlet"ever been a savory charecter?When,pray tell has he ever posted ANYTHING that is revelant to this site? Look in my profiles..I have posted on topic...remote_access has posted on topic..even oblio has posted on topic.and Noble Hamlet?? well just lock at his profile and view all his past posts.......now get the picture?

Dear Mr. Hamlet, do not take my sentence structure incorrectly. I was directly speaking to oblio those last two words. But enough with that, an appropriate mistake I must say, the fault lays on my part.

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Originally posted by: Noble Hamlet
To convince you of my indivuadility I will help a little which I can assure you oblio would never do.

Hows that?

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Try posting some valuable posts why don't you. Preferably staying within the topic.