I Love The Kiddys!!!!

If u couldnt figure it out on ur own.. The thing under this text is a log i took on IRC on IrCQNet . Aparently I am a hacker because of my nickname of NetSyn and when i was found out not to be a hack.. i was then targeted by a "elite script kiddy" haha well my nick is NetSyn and the idiots nickname was Henti.. Please enjoy ;)

[17:43] <Henti> Hi!
[17:43] <NetSyn> Do i know you?
[17:44] <Henti> ur a hacker so u should!
[17:44] <NetSyn> Um... Who said i was a hacker?
[17:45] <Henti> well with a name like that u have to be
[17:45] <NetSyn> i dont think a name has anything to do with who a person is.. i can name my kid hitler but that doesnt mean hes gonna do what hitler did
[17:45] <Henti> dont be like this i just want u to teach me how to hack
[17:46] <NetSyn> by what i hear from u it doesnt sound like u could learn how to cook a TV dinner let alone hack ur way out of a wet paper bag...
[17:46] <Henti> hey watch what u say kiddy i might not know everything but i have nukers
[17:47] <NetSyn> oh.. im sorry i insulted ur intelligence u are aparently way too elite for me..
[17:48] <Henti> dont mock me u wannabe ****!
[17:48] <NetSyn> pot calling the kettle black..
[17:50] <Henti> what do u mean by that
[17:50] <NetSyn> nothing...
[17:50] <Henti> im going to root u now
[17:50] <Henti> haha u have a big security hole in ur computer i can sploit haha
[17:52] <NetSyn> oh..?
[17:53] <Henti> im gonna get in it and delete ur bios
[17:53] <NetSyn> oh.. please dont do that
[17:53] <Henti> haha wow ur computer really sucks ass
[17:54] <NetSyn> um.. okay?
[17:54] <Henti> im in ur telephone now and im downloading all ur phone convos hahaha
[17:55] <NetSyn> wow.. u must be elite... so what security hole is this ur usin on me?
[17:56] <Henti> nothing ud understand cause its a linux hacker file!
[17:56] <NetSyn> try me..
[17:56] <Henti> no shut up!
[17:57] <NetSyn> what distro of linux are u running?
[17:57] <Henti> i run linux u idiot
[17:57] <NetSyn> mandrake? red hat? what?
[17:57] <Henti> LINUX U IDIOT!
[17:58] <NetSyn> oh... i c... wow u must be really cool at school?
[17:58] <Henti> i got alot of girlfriends cause im hot and sexy
[17:59] <NetSyn> okay.. well ima go cya :)
[18:00] <Henti> haha ya run away lamer
[18:01] <NetSyn> quick question.. Whats the dif between TCP and UDP ? and whats a IP #?
[18:02] <Henti> IP is a internet proxy
[18:02] <Henti> TCP is the thing in a trojan to hack people
[18:04] <NetSyn> wow... u really are a hacker... well say bye okay?
[18:05] <Henti> im going to hack u again
[18:08] *** Quits: Henti (~IrCQNet@--------*.zianet.com) (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)


Please post any funny logs u have like this.. i always get a good laugh out of them

BTW my fav part of that log was the fact that the kid thought IP stoof for Internet Proxy ;)

_NetSyn_

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[18:05] <Henti> im going to hack u again
[17:08] *** Quits: Henti (~IrCQNet@--------*.zianet.com) (Ping timeout: 180 seconds

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Well, he sure knows how to time-warp...

I don't have any funny logs, NetSyn, but if you're after a good laugh check out alt.2600.hackerz or alt.hackers.malicious....

After reading some of those posts I don't know wether to laugh or cry, and they say children are the future! LOL...We're in a whole lot of trouble!

I would like to post something but I don't have those types of conversations. Boy, Am I missing some fun or what?

negative - that line i added myself by typeing because my loggin doesnt log quits, sorry i messed up the time by a hour ;)

Funny guy, I guess you met the Joker online.... :)

i find it amusing that when asked the difference between tcp and udp he talks about tcp:

[18:02] <Henti> TCP is the thing in a trojan to hack people

he never answers the question, and its a networking 101 type question too..

lmao......typical day in irc.antionline.com ;)

ROFL, fun talk LOL

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[17:57] <NetSyn> what distro of linux are u running?
[17:57] <Henti> i run linux u idiot
[17:57] <NetSyn> mandrake? red hat? what?
[17:57] <Henti> LINUX U IDIOT!

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[ironic]never heard of the "linux u idiot distro", it has to be some ub3r-1337 SK OS ;) [/ironic]
and the IP # question...LOL

thx for the LOL

haha i love those "l33t" skript idiot wannabes who come on and talk crap... It makes the day so much fun! BTW, I loved how you handled him, NetSyn!

Dude that cracked me up thanks for the laugh. Where do all of these idiots come from? lmao

Yeah, I have one. This actually happened recently...very recently. Over ICQ. Man...you can find the FUNNIEST guys there. And people with ALL their information stored on ICQ, read on and you'll see me freak him out a bit...This starts off computer related...but then it turns into..oh..well...just check it out:

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ICQ History Log For:
73334300 Maniac
Started on Sat Jan 19 22:32:05 2002
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Maniac                      Thats nice.  You know if you DIDNT have a PC
                                  or as REAL people like to call
                                  them.....COMPUTERS!  You wouldnt be on icq now
                                  would you?

[WebCarnage]          no I wouldn't :-P

[WebCarnage]          So mr.733344300, how's life?

Maniac                      First off.....I dont really want to talk to
                                  you.  I just want to make FUN of you.  Thats
                                  all......just a quick makin fun of.

[WebCarnage]          Ah...Neff James, I'm dubious that you could
                                  ever have the wealth of knowledge that I have
                                  aquired through-out many years...

[WebCarnage]          but your not worthy of such knoledge...I mean
                                  your only 14. I'd grow up a bit then come back
                                  later when you can see the reasonablity of
                                  spelling PC over Computer.

Maniac                      OH!  Im sorry.  I figured you were a simple
                                  person.  I didnt mean to mistake that.  YOUR
                                  GAY ARNT YOU!

[WebCarnage]          if you want to flame, stick to the topic fool.
                                  I'm no homosexual, yet you might be, knowing
                                  that you havn't even reached puberty, so just
                                  wait...there's hope for you yet...

Maniac                      I will be aure not to bend over to tie my shoe
                                  in front of you faggot

[WebCarnag              if your infront of me it's simple knowledge
                                  that i'd be in the wrong direction to help you
                                  stimulate your sexual experiance...Your head
                                  would be infront of me...not your ass, please
                                  use simple physics to insult...it's pissing me
                                  off that ignorrant ICQ members can't even do
                                  that properly...

Maniac                      Then why the hell are retarded nerds like your
                                  ugly mother lovin' ass on here?  YOU UNCLE
                                  ****ER!!!

[WebCarnage]          It's fascinating how you arogant users can't
                                  even make up your own insults. You have to
                                  refer to movies that insult, such as
                                  SouthPark. Funny movie... You sort of remind
                                  me of that character...what was his name
                                  again? ...Sudam Hussain? ...yea, thats the
                                  guy.

Maniac                      Thanks.  That is my great great grandpa

[WebCarnage]          so your Iraqi then? Nice to see you've
                                  probably been mutated with all the oil spills
                                  they have, not to mention their oil prices
                                  inflating...Jesus it must be hell living
                                  there. But you know the old Iraqi saying: "If
                                  you can't get Iraqi ass, move to the States"
                                  ...we welcome you with open arms (and legs)
                                  just to let you know. Sexual segregation is
                                  openly spread here...no need to hide your
                                  homosexuality. Your free to be your own
                                  person. Good luck.

Maniac                      First off....you idiot......i am not iraqi.
                                  It is was us normal folk call a joke.  and
                                  anopther thing.....how old are you?

[WebCarnage]          Nice comeback. Nice to see it takes you long
                                  enough to post, what? ...two lines worth of
                                  insult. Infact this isn't even insult. But
                                  it's ok, your just brushing with my ub3r-1337
                                  fl4m1ng skillz. Normal folk eh? ...what
                                  timezone are you in son. More important over,
                                  what time period are you in, hopefully you
                                  havn't gotten stuck with your grandparents to
                                  long to be calling your friends "folk". And
                                  what does my age have to do with conversation.

Maniac                      Ok little guy.  I dont give a rats ass about
                                  your ub3r-1337 fl4m1ng skillz.  You know what
                                  that is to me?  Well I will tell you.  It
                                  equals a big pile of dog ****.  The reason it
                                  is taking me so long to type is because I am
                                  watching some good ol' american football.

Maniac                      Wanker

Maniac                      Type stinky type!!!

[WebCarnage]          Oh really....so your into that kinky dog ****
                                  eh? And watching football and typing on the
                                  computer has been proven (yes, by scientists)
                                  to be unhealthy. But what would you expect
                                  from an under-privledged family with no
                                  economic stability and little or no social
                                  life. American football eh? yea...I love that
                                  sport. If you notice there are no homosexual
                                  conotations. But hey, if the Jaguars are
                                  called Jags, what are the Titans short for?

[WebCarnage]          You like calling other men "stinky" ...hmmm, I
                                  know of a few homosexual friends, but none
                                  treat me as if they liked me...eh...must be a
                                  thing with you Iraqi's

Maniac                      what i heard your mom was good in bed.....i
                                  ****ed her so hard she had to pull the sheets
                                  out of her ass.....you think i am poor...then
                                  why is your mom going around and ****ing
                                  everyone that she sees for money...

Maniac                      fuick you mexian`

[WebCarnage]          ...my mother is 76 years old. Hey, if she's
                                  ****ing around with other guys thats fine by
                                  me. It's their problem. I never knew you were
                                  into that mature of a sex life. But hey,
                                  people are weird, .you seem pretty odd as
                                  well. But hey, it's been nice talking to you.
                                  I'm adding you to my list so we can continue
                                  this later. You seem like a nice fellow who,
                                  only when I'm bored, can boss around until you
                                  start pissing in your pants...

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Funny as hel%$#^#. I love those K1DD1e5.....................
I always like it after you tell them to shove off. They always say "I'm going to hack or I'm going to fuc%@#%# your box up" or something olong those lines. Then you can look at your router (or firewall what have you) logs and see where they have port scanned you or pinged you to no avail. I just want to sit and laugh at them. Good post. Funny. :D

Funny shiznit. And I've got a few things similar to those on my site. You need to check them out. http://www.w-h-o.cjb.net click on "Condexx Files".
Enjoy :)

--PhirePhreak

*LOL*Thanks that man my night reading that, its scarry to think that these people come in as newbies and do this, glab you find it funny so that us newbies that want to learn can.

Webcarnage when he said "Type stinky type!!!" how could you control yourself in the face of such a scathing, malicious putdow?

:rofl:

:)

The things I miss from my youth......This thread rocks!

Syn, that is by far the funniest shyt i have ever read.... I like the part about LINUX you idiot!!
LOL. OMG And then he called you a wanna be....Hahhah...teach me how to hack oh gawd i love that one too.

If i was a joint I would smoke myself.
i don't know what i meant by that....i must be 133+

Amusing. I suppose they have nothing else to do but impress their equally "elite" (is anyone else getting tired of l337 sp34|< yet?) friends by talking tough to a stranger online.

I gave up on this venue of communication years ago for a few reasons:

It was hard to find someone to whom you could converse intellectually with about related subjects

It was filled with hyperbole and threats

It was heavily infiltrated

It was run by wannabe chat nazis

It was filled with expletives.


It would be nice to find a better board with some somewhat developed characters having a little maturity. Maybe I should try irc ao... been there only a few times.

Just speaking of moronic chatters here, has anybody ever noticed the type of people that you find in online gaming? I've been insulted for good playing and bad, and usually can't finish a game without the word "gay" coming up. And has anybody ever gone on a roleplaying server? The last time I did this was on the AniméMUD three years ago - the character I chose (Vegeta from DBZ) is an arrogant bastard, and although I'm not like that, it was "a role-playing chat, for people who want to roleplay their favourite character" (paraphrased). Yet, when I roleplayed, I found out that it was just another chatroom for people with no lives (sic) and that they actually banned me for roleplaying. People on the internet (well, most - we actually seem to have an intelligent group here on AO) have to learn to grow up and join the rest of humanity in leaving adolescence. Whew. Ok, I'm done.

SSJVegeta-Sei