It's my birthday and I'll die of alcohol poisioning if I want to..

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February 15th, 2002, 12:39 PM
Matty_Cross

It's my birthday and I'll die of alcohol poisioning if I want to..

Hi Everybody!!
*hi Dr Nick*
I'm not Dr Nick.. he's next door... no, not that door... the one up the stairs and on the left..
*wot? that's not next door*
Depends on your perspective of things...
*well, what kind of perspective are you on? Wot are you? drunk? on drugs?*
Yes.

Now, back to the conversation everyone...

I just wanted to drop in to say, that I'm now 20.... and therefore, my riffraff hijinxz must stop...
I must become a mature adult, and act responsibly...

Now, excuse me, I have a 101 Proof bottle of Wild Turkey to get through... bye bye...

Now, I'm going to make take a vote...

Who thinks I'm serious?!?!?!
February 15th, 2002, 12:44 PM
Guus

Tenniscourt-owners of the world: beware.

Happy birthday mate :)
February 15th, 2002, 12:47 PM
the_JinX

congrats matty

happy birthday to u (2x)
happy birthday dear matty
happy birthday to u....
February 15th, 2002, 12:49 PM
{P²P}Apocalypse

Happy B-Day!

Cheers......... :drink:
February 15th, 2002, 12:49 PM
jcdux

Happy Biffday Matty, don't get 2 wasted ;)

J.
February 15th, 2002, 12:55 PM
s0nIc

aaahh kewl! dat means i can take u to formal dinners and conferences w/o having any worries that u might embarass me.. remember sip the glass not skull it.. unless its a shot glass.. but we dun have shot glasses in da formal dinners neither can u skull the bottle..

I will be your trainor.. i will teach u how to be a *ehemm*.. gentleman..
so ladies in skipy red dinner dress would go home wid u and u can screw dem brains out..
February 15th, 2002, 01:08 PM
intruder

hey man matty many many happy returns of the day man....

may this new year bring lots of happiness to u .... and may all your dreams come true...

good luck...

intruder...
February 15th, 2002, 01:23 PM
Moopsy

Happy Birthday Matty C.

btw jcdux: You're too late. He wuz already wasted when he posted the message. I know: I was standing next to him. :)
February 15th, 2002, 01:27 PM
Alexzel

Happy Birthday Matty!!!!!!! :)

Wish you all the best in life ..... Hugs :)
February 15th, 2002, 01:32 PM
Pooh-Bear

Go kick some ass Matty. :)
February 15th, 2002, 01:37 PM
Vorlin

Hell yeah, birthdays like that rock! Just don't get too trashed to the point where you forget everything. Nothing makes you sound more like a dumbass than when you say "Yeah, I horked all over the place 2 times...and I can't remember a thing, it was great!" unless you enjoy temporary amnesia.
February 15th, 2002, 01:42 PM
Focmaester

Happy 20 th birthday MC, now don't go booz up too much or you'll get kicked out of some park again.
:)
February 15th, 2002, 02:20 PM
sandsword2

Happy belated birthday (dummy, that is if you drink yourself sick)
February 15th, 2002, 03:10 PM
souleman

Well, I guess I won't say happy birthday, because it looks like everyone else already did.

So you know what I mean ;)
February 15th, 2002, 03:18 PM
SarinMage

happy birthday !
February 15th, 2002, 03:23 PM
Ennis

Make us proud Matty...!
February 15th, 2002, 08:47 PM
SSJVegeta-Sei

Bonne fete, mon ami.
Kick @$$.

SSJVegeta-Sei
February 15th, 2002, 09:15 PM
binary0boy

kudos bro have a night that you don't rember. I did.
February 15th, 2002, 09:21 PM
KorpDeath

Happy b-day. Pray to the porcelain god for me.....I'm done talking to him.
February 15th, 2002, 09:22 PM
zigar

HBD!

now if i could only remember my 20th...not coz of alcohol...just old age...no...wait...alcohol...no...alcohol AND old age...

ahhhhh f8ck it...it's friday...let's DRiNK!
February 16th, 2002, 07:13 AM
lostit44

Cheers and have fun.
February 16th, 2002, 07:24 AM
Shangrila

Happy birthday and wild turkey is the **** have a good time. Hey my birthday is on monday.
February 16th, 2002, 09:52 AM
Matty_Cross

Matty_Cross = Miserable Failure

*wanders into the room, looking rather ragged, and with blood stains on his shirt*
I'm sorry everyone... I failed miserably..... nowhere near alcohol poisoning... only got through 1 case of beer and a bottle of cougar bourbon... but I did reach the level that can only be described as substance abuse!! YaY for me!!!!...

Plus, I've got my new bed!!! It was sooo sweet.. it was delivered at 7:30 in the morning.. I was sitting on the lounge at like 6:30, and dozed off for what felt like 5 minutes.. it was an hour, and when I woke up, they go... Matty, come upstairs.. and I was all like, Wha.. and then I saw it and I was all like Shibby!!!!! and then I remembered that I forgot to buy sheets and a blanket, so I was like, D'oh!!.. When I get paid, I'm thinking of buying this blanket....

But back to my party.. it was fun... lots was drank... other substances were consumed, and I got SHITLOADS of alcohol for presents... I got my 101 proof wild turkey (I decided to save that, rather than waste it getting completely trashed), a reeeeelly big bottle of Home Brew.. a bottle of Cougar bourbon (all gone.. sniff) and a bottle of Johnny Black...

The worst part would be that I ruined my new shirt.. :( ... I was sick, and my nose started bleeding.... ruined any chance I had of having a nice wake up snort... so I've had to survive the day by my own mettle... but I did it... its nearly 8, and all is well in the world.. house is cleaned up, with the exception of sweeping/mopping the floors...

Now, if only I had spent all my money last night....
February 16th, 2002, 10:01 AM
KorpDeath

Good night..............