Network

Anyone know anything about network.

a shool network?

yes ;)

Contact me if you want to share info

wow... its been a while. almost forgot how lame people can be.

very lame.

TelenetJumper do you mean LAN?
What do you want to know?

Whats a network?
Whats a school network?

Network is the great god, served by the priests of IT. Don't confuse the most holy priests of IT with the evil heretic Hackers, who only want to break the great god Network. All hail NETWORK!

Thanks jcmcb. I always wondered about the difference between the priests of IT and the heretic Hackers. They always seem so much alike. Do you know when I will get to meet the Network?

The Netowrk only appears to those worth few who devot themselves to its upkeep and maintience. They are rewarded by an eternal afterlife in the great beyond....the ethernet!

I like networks!

A voyage through the dark Cat-5 or Coax gives access to the great beyond

lmao.. hahaha omg this is such a crack up....

for one, d00d.. if you wanna share information about networking why not do it here?? thats what the forums are for..

JP wouldnt set up a Network Security forum for nothing.. hhahaha

BTW, The Great Network is being served my some corrupt officials whome we call "Administrators"...

I also dream to have the eternal after life.. the great Ethernet...

Man, and all we have here is CAT-3 and WiFi. Guess I'm outa luck.... :(

Wait, what about Token Ring? I think I still got some token ring equipment around here.

Token Ring was banished from the eternal by the evil IT consultants.

and the Bus Line is starting to fade...

I can see a Star, a big beautiful star, and a bridge, yes over the bridge into the other place but where am I, ahhhhhhhh the TCP/IP fairy has just shown up with a wand of light, now I see, I can see the light, the light, perhaps I'm in a fibre optic cable, perhaps in nuts who knows, who cares.

Kindred69

The Toke Ring is the most powerful weapon of all.. it was protected by a net admin named Gandalf.. he called in a young h4x0r named Frodo to seach for the mystical Token Ring with the help of the TCP/IP faries and a group called The Fellowship Of The LAN..

network good!

whats a school?

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whats a school?

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A school is when all the happy little IP packets swim down the great CAT-5 stream towards the mighty waterfall switch to gain entry into the optical river!

CAT5 good! (Plenum-rated if you live in Maryland :) )

BrainStop

In their voyage to the mighty waterfall switch, they sometimes have to conquer old hubs slowing down their voyage. Ms Firewall protects the school against sharks

Network...it just ran across.....i saw it believe me plzzzzz

I think I'd rather just float around in the ether, screw the net, oh wait, what am I sayin'. . .

Ok, so I understand a network, and I understand a school, but whats a school network? Is that when all the little electrons learn how to run around a bus? And when they grow up, do they get to move on to a star?

ok...first of all i have CAT-2 a male and a female...i have DOG-1, that's a female...i have SCHOOL-goldfish

now as for network...shouldn't you be asking michael jordan?...i hear he's pretty good


as for BUS...is that yellow or greyhound?

He belongs on the "little bus"......

You know you guys all speak in riddles and don't always answer questions that I am interested in. I was looking forward to some insight and hoping for a median to expand my knowledge. Its to bad you guys are bored by what your lives have become.

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Its to bad you guys are bored by what your lives have become.

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gee silvr....it's not that we're bored with our lives...it's just that we're bored with questions like

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Anyone know anything about network.

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which is:

1) pointless
2) unspecific
3) unanswerable
4) silly
5) ridiculous
6) irrelevant
7) lame
8) uncool
9) futile
10) senseless
11) meaningless
12) worthless
13) absurd
14) inane
15) tedious
16) BORING

ok..so ask good questions...get good answers...it's not that difficult

Yet another lame thread. One more thing are there bishops of IT to?

I learn something new every day. Here I thought the question was lame. Little did I realize that TelnetJumper was asking such a deep philosophical question. Please teach me the ways of netowrk so that I too may worship him.

str34m3r -

To learn how to love the network, you must spend a year in solitude studying here at the AO monastary in senic Pittsburg....only by meditating with the sound of spinning drives and the smell of burnt cable will you truely understand the NETWORK....

What do you want to know? :D :withstupi

Pittsburg? What the hell is in pittsburg? You mean I was planning a trip to Beaver for nothing?

Ahhhh...I thought I was finally starting to understand the NETWOK. I was so close to utopia....Then jcmb just ruined it for me. I will never reach enlightenment now.