Microsoft Purchases Evil

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March 26th, 2002, 03:23 AM
str34m3r

Microsoft Purchases Evil

This was just so funny, I had to pass it on...

http://bbspot.com/news/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html
March 26th, 2002, 03:28 AM
psychosquee

Is this article false? This doesn't really seem credible...
March 26th, 2002, 03:48 AM
debwalin

I don't think the article was meant to be credible....although it seems easy enough to believe!
Lol str34m3r, I thought it was funny. :D
March 26th, 2002, 04:19 AM
sumdumguy

hehe.. good one.. thx
March 26th, 2002, 04:27 AM
mrob

I'm going to wait until the bugs have been addressed.
March 26th, 2002, 04:49 AM
ac1dsp3ctrum

Microsoft != Evil
if Microsoft(buy) = Evil
then
Microsoft(buy) = Microsoft

Hmmm, Microsoft bought Microsoft.. Interesting :D
March 26th, 2002, 04:52 AM
preacherman481

Seems like someone has it in for Mr. Gates. Wish it was that easy to put the devil out of business. But God will take care of that one day! :D
March 26th, 2002, 06:11 AM
uzerfrendly

Seriously though, if M$ did buy evil from Satan then what would Satan do with his time? Like most retired people I would assume he'd move to Florida and work part-time at Walmart but who wants a big, hooved, red guy checking out their groceries?
March 26th, 2002, 06:26 AM
delstar

Umm...I thought Microsoft WAS evil...and everything considered, i thought buying into yourself was illegal via inside information laws...hmm...MS breaking business laws...nothing new...
March 26th, 2002, 06:33 AM
politroyx

Well, what do you expect from MS???? heheheh
March 26th, 2002, 07:48 AM
cwk9

So now M$ can produce evil in-house instead of having to outsource. :)
March 26th, 2002, 07:57 AM
pakdhe

i hope mr gates read it
March 26th, 2002, 08:03 AM
Terr

Satan's job is probably to attempt to evoke evil from souls... Hell is the filtration unit for heaven, so they're really in cahoots! Anyone read Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series? They're pretty funny. The basic idea is that there are "offices" such as Death, Fate, Nature, Time, War, etc. In the first book On a pale horse the main character ends up haphazardly getting stuck doing the job of death. His purgatory staff handle most of the routine deaths, but has to be called in for special cases. It's interesting in a sort of who-cares-what-they-think way.

There's also one for Satan, and how he tricked Time into preventing the Holocaust as a favor for 'JHVH'.
July 10th, 2002, 02:15 AM
neel

hoha poor bill :p
July 10th, 2002, 06:17 AM
Kezil

uzerfrendly, we do not need any more old people down here! ;)

I quiver at the thought of the next EULA... :firedevil
July 10th, 2002, 07:27 AM
destined 2 fail

Quote:

I'm going to wait until the bugs have been addressed.

LOL!!
very funny article str3am3r.as far as bill seeing it i kinda doubt he is going to lose any sleep over being made fun of while he goes to sleep in a bed of hundred dollar bills,and slowly buys off the rest of the free world with his fortune.