Scientist vs. God (humor)

The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, tranplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous."


God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a man-making contest?"


"Okay, great!" the scientist said.

"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam," God said.


"That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

"Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"


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LOL, how true how true

Nice:)

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lol... AWESOME.. GOD BLESS.. :)

hilarious. where did you get it?

in an email.. but it can be found here..
http://www.goofyfun.com/1/svg.htm

Another good one thanks

what a posting whore i've been today. /slaps side of head/
usually i'm content to just read.. but today i had an urge..
just look.. at the top ten@10..

That was great....just e-mailed it to a bunch of people...

he..he..he thats a good one

needed a nice laugh :)

Whoa....That's really fast.

i dont get it! j/k

was funny :)

:thumbsup:
funny

Really Gr8. pulls U down to earth

LoL
Good one
;)

Is that one making the rounds again? Heh. :D I saw the topic title and muttered: "Get your own dirt."

Heh heh. . .yeah should be changed up a bit atleast. . .