Dr.Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash...
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!!
If the label on the cabel on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
thats's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distored by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as im a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting slopy on the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
I thought this was kindof funny and that I would share it with the rest of you all.
