Stupid Email!

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May 24th, 2002, 02:55 PM
jcmcb

Stupid Email!

here is a nice email I got from an unnamed AO person, who wanted a little help...

"hey, i am really really a newbie hacker (well i shouldn't even refer to my self as a hacker) and i need some help. i need a simple prog that i can use on aol. i own a mac, so the prog has to be mac compabdible . i am running aol 5.0 and i really need some help. you see, this stupid kid got me suspended from school for one week, and i need to get him back. please peoples, please help me out. thanks soo much"

Now as most of you know, I am a gov't drone (DC City gov't not fed), and my email ends with .gov.... I would think that would discourage this kind of email, but I guess not....

My response...

"Let me get this straight....

You want me (a gov't employee) to assist you with commiting a felony because you acted the fool and you got yourself suspended for a week?

hmmmm.... No...."

All I can say is wow...just wow
May 24th, 2002, 03:05 PM
tyger_claw

I didn't know we were for hire? :)

Some people just don't learn do they?
May 24th, 2002, 03:07 PM
morfius

hahah
classic
May 24th, 2002, 03:17 PM
Und3ertak3r

hmmm,

Hey mr gates, can you help me pse, I know some one is saying bad stuff about me.. so can u show me how to hack their hotmail...

nah tooo lame..

Yo Officer, can I borrow you squad car, so I can drag sum of me mates ....

Quote:

The technology in our modern appliences exceeds the intelligence capabilities of the average user..

but I just think that there is just plain old

Quote:

DUMB

Cheers U02
May 24th, 2002, 06:23 PM
thor

Hmmm maybe someone was trying to set you up, because of the .gov??
May 24th, 2002, 06:34 PM
The Old Man

:D Almost unbelievable, but with some of today's logic challenged people, who knows.
May 24th, 2002, 06:34 PM
11001001

Pathetic.
Maybe you should post their name so we can, um, not talk to him/her...
;)
No flaming of course...:D
May 24th, 2002, 11:55 PM
jaguar291

I think you should tell JP to get rid of that moron.
What did you send him/her back?
May 25th, 2002, 12:09 AM
KissCool

I think it is not necessary.
He will quit AO by himself after one or two weeks?

Hey, Jaguar291, isn't your signature an Einstein quote?
May 25th, 2002, 12:14 AM
jaguar291

Yup, its by Einstein. Sounds good so I put it in.
May 25th, 2002, 12:35 AM
bucket

Here is a link that would help him get back at another stupid kid:

Payback time

:grr: