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I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.

heh.

I'm a "Customer Care Agent"

atleast that's what my boss call's it..

I just call it phoneboy

Global Identity Engineer = makes fake id’s for under aged kids.
Legacy Communications Specialist = call out bingo numbers at the seniors home.
Human Accountability Engineer = someone who takes the fall when something goes bad
Future Data Consultant = Making up numbers for the budget.

The official title of my first job was "Commercial Cleaning Specialist". Bottom line...I was a toilet cleaner.

Doesn't it make you feel safe that you have an "Emergency Responce Specialist" on the forum. :p

tee hee....i'm considered a Dynamic Assurance Developer

Heh, cute site free0n, too bad they had to randomize the answers though, guess it would have been alot of work to actually come up w/ indvidual answers to all the possiblities. . .and I'd have to say that I'm w/ the Jinx, not exactly Cust Care, but in the same ball park. . .and I like to refer to myself as phone monkey, nobody gonna call me boy. . .,you ever seen a boy change a condom with a tire tool, NO??, I didn't think so. . .

hehe, ive never felt so good about myself im Forward Response Analyst or unemployed.

hehe, but im off to college sooon, w00t!

preep

I'm a Public Relations Safety Enforcer :)

Now watch it guys! Be funny! I'm the

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Im a "Regional Functionality Developer" I guess that sounds better then Research Specialist.
((*I feel like a bigger person now*))


TwIsT3D

heh,, I'm the President and CEO! :)

i was a "Product Optimization Designer" when i was 14 (some decades ago)..

i picked tobacco... (while secretly growing pot.) so it kinda fits.. lol

"Head of Creative Design" is the title I use, makes me sound important and it actually does work (if the people who answer the helpdesk phones think that you have some authority they tend to act much nicer and put you through to technical support straight away - ideal when your web site hosting isn't working properly!).

Dynamic Usability Administrator

yep I like that... Sys admin and customer training... suites yes..

Human Configuration Technician - would that be a plastic surgen? or a boxer.. mortition?
Product Accountability Planner - Shoplifter...?
Human Usability Developer - personel officer, tour director, prison guard?


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