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QUESTIONNAIRE
Questions for the public (x in the circle box, please)
Do you know what hacking is? (if not, never mind this questionnaire)
(if a hacker, please contact our group)
Yes O
No O
I am THE hacker X
Have you ever experienced actually being hacked ?
Yes O
No X
On more than one occasion O
Many have tried, none have succeded.
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Are you in any way affiliated with any kind of hacking societies/groups etc?
Yes X
No O
More than one O
Too secret for you! O
If yes, please state name of group____________
The planet maddness insanity all-stars with direct connection and affiliation with the miami dolphins cheerleaders and the KGB and CIA
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Would you like to know more on the subject hacking?
Of course, everyone should have general knowledge on it O
No, I’m not a geek O
I’m a hacker, for Gods sake, of course! O
I know all and have no use for any more information. X
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How much attention do you think the media should give the subject hacking?
A lot more than now O
Well, as much as they do now O
Preferably none, I’m more into sports and sleezy stories about celebrities. O
I control the media!
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Did you know your computer is never safe and could at any time be infected with a hacker?
Hah, I don’t have a computer O
My computer is a fortress, its anti-hack secured O
Yes, of course – but there is nothing interesting on my computer O
No, and… I have to go turn it off now… O
Actually no one could ever penetrate my systems. They span across the galaxy and are also aboard the International Space Station.
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"SERIOUS PART"
In depth questions for the individual hacker
We have removed some of the questions, as they where intended for one person only.
Have you ever committed crimes such as hacking, cracking, etc ?
Depends what laws and what countries your talking about.
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- Why did you do it?
The mind controlling microchips put in my brain by the CIA made me.
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Do you make your own programs or do you merely use the ones already made?
I have teams of programmers that work in dimly lit rooms days at a time writing all my programs for me. If they fail to make the program to my specifications and I have to program it myself, they are forced to have a sex change operation to a female and forced to live in iraq.
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- What programs do you use?
If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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Have you ever had trouble with the law? (because of hacking, cracking, whatever)
I am the law!
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- How did they find out?
Like I said, I AM the law!
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Don’t you think hacking has caused more trouble than good?
- If not, state reasons
The chips in my brain do not allow me to think. It is either a yes or no. A 1 or 0.
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You yourself, would you define yourself as a white hat or a black hat?
I have no need for hats anymore.
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Have you ever encountered one of the “Legends”? (Grey hats)
Yes, I am the reason you don't see them anymore. I hacked them all and destroyed their program libraries.
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- What does it take to become a Legend?
Wouldn't you like to know.
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- Do you have what it takes to become a Legend?
I am the legend!
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What do you think is the greatest thing that has ever happened within the world of hacking?
This Questionaire.
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What do you think is the worst thing?
This Questionaire.
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Do you have an idol within the world of hacking ? (Kevin Mitnick and the likes) state who/why
I idolize myself.
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