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I have the following joke which only so far seems to be hilariously funny to myself and a colleague whom is also a geek like myself !
A bloke walks in to a pet shop and ass for a cheap bird !
The assistant offers him a parrot in the shop for £50 !
The man asks why he is so cheap ?
The parrot starts to talk "pieces of nine, pieces of nine"
The man asks the assistant why he is not saying "pieces of eight,pieces of eight"
To which the assistant replies "it is a parroty (parity) error !!!!!!
i get it....just....weak..or maybe it's the hour..lol
ummmmm......errrrrrrrr........i get it.........and thats hilariously funny is it (!?)
ummmm ok
/me thinks you need to get out more :D
v_Ln
ok ok ! it is late and i was getting drunk a few hours ago !
sorry for the bad humour
but seeing as we are on the subject of bad jokes of which i have hundreds then one of the worst in my collection
what do you call a fish without an eye !
a fsh
terrible i know :p
what about turning up to a fancy dress party in your pants and saying you came as a premature ejaculation and when people ask y you can say that you just came in your pants !
ok enough now, sorry !
well what popular nursery rhyme is this??
mce mce mce
3 blind mice
v_Ln
Three blind mice.
They get lamer....and lamer....lol
I'm going to bed...can't believe I'm responding to this!
night!
hey come on TC it wasn't that bad!!!!
/me reads it again....
yeah well ok maybe you have a point >_<;
v_Ln
valhallen, LOL guess I have not run across this one seems he knows all here check the point link on him...:D
Or the good ole one about the new Windows. Monica 2002, it goes down on you.
Booo Hisss, very old lame joke..........
ok.. should we all go out on a run here to find and post the lamest joke ?
make the worlds worst thread.. one we can all be ashamed of ?
winner gets the Dark[Zeus] fast track to obscurity award ??
Who uses parity anymore anyway? :D
I've got a lot of quick corny jokes, but they're usually spur-of-the-moment puns on IRC, and I can't recall any right now.
lol your ram still uses parity and beeps alot if its ****ed hehe
but i still dont get the joke...
mabey i need to be drunk
/me wonders of to get beer
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