A duel to solve the Iraqi issue???

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BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush should fight a duel to settle their differences and spare the Iraqi and American people the ravages of war.

Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan, who made the offer in an interview Thursday, said U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan would be the referee. The duel, he added, should be held on neutral territory.

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This is what Ari Fleischer(Adminstration spokesman) had to say when questioned about the statement

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I just want to point out that, in the past when Iraq had disputes, it invaded its neighbors. There were no duels, there were invasions. There was use of weapons of mass destruction and the military; that's how Iraq settles its disputes

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Entire story here

Who do you think would win if this UNLIKELY duel were to take place?



Edit: Apologiez to all the people that are getting sick of the whole war thing. I just found this hilarious ;)

Yeah, I read that article and was going to post it, but AO was down and I thought the article disappeared. Oh well, Anyways, this has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. I feel bad for the Iraqi people. Just look at their governments, err.. "creative" ideas! :D

Oh and come on now, a duel? The hell is this starwar's? Why in god's name are you going to suggest such a ravid idea when the whole world is looking at you right now and in this time, World Opinion can help you. This is too funny. :D

I think bush would win myself... And it's 4MidgetHItMEN:D ...LOL... Besides when I said the Draft-Dodger-in Cheif comment I was refering to Clinton... Bush at least served during Vietnam... Clinton spent his time in Russia and organizing protests... Sorry but I just do not like Slick Willie...:p

Correction for 4MIDGETHITMEN( why the feck did you have to choose such a confusing nick :p)
Hehe anyways....Bush Jr( I assume you're referring to him) did NOT serve in Vietnam, he was comfortably stationed in Texas and Alabama with the ANG. Courtesy of the Washington Post archives :D

I think Bush would probably win as he is in extremely good health. However, I think our best bet would be to let the Prez stay home and send a govorner instead...specifically Jesse Ventura of Minnesota.

/me envisions Jesse doing an "Atomic Elbow Drop" on Saddam from the top rope on the corner post.....

lol, Yeah or let Runner up Mayor of Memphis, Jerry "The King" Lawler wrestle him. He's quite a dirty player in the game so it would be quite an even match! :D

I don't know if I would pick a fight with Bush. I saw an interview with him and he was benching 230lbs like it was nothing. He didn't even use a spotter.

Since I think Bush would win easy especially if it were a physical dual and not pistols at 10 paces or suicide bomber at 40 paces. I think we should really send Hillary Clinton instead. If she wins (and I think we might) we have really shown those mysoginistic bastages what women can do. And if she loses, well we still kind of win right? :eek: (did I say that? Sorry)

As a counter proposal we could see if they would agree to a mini battle with the forces reduced but retaining the same percentages. 100 Marines, 2 Jets, 2 M2A1's, and a Bradley fighting vehicle against, heck that's all we probably need for their whole army.

Personally, as a woman, I think this is a GREAT idea. The only thing that might even solve it faster is if Sadaam and George just went ahead and took out rulers and measured their penises and got it over with!!! :D Sorry but IMO this is what this is...one big pissing match between two men who are old enough to know better than to drag their countries into war because they don't like each other very much at all.

Deb ;)

Lmfao, Deb your right, however, Iraq want's this duel. I'm sure the U.S wouldn't even SAY anything of this stupidity.

Oh and for those who didn't think this "Iraq Challenge" couldn't get any stupider:

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Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan, who made the offer in an interview Thursday, said U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan would be the referee. The duel, he added, should be held on neutral territory.

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First off, if Bush accepted this monkey-a$$ challenge, do you really think they'll play fair? Also, I doubt Bush would want a Iraqi Ref. They should have a UN ref. This whole idea to me is extremely hilarious and is nothing but a laugh in the fac, IMO, for Iraq.

I would prefer a chess match, since no one would get hurt,
but I doubt George would stand a chance.

On a serious note, people have been suggesting this sort of
stuff for a long time, but unfortunately, it depends on both
participants being willing to accept the outcome.

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choose you a man for you, and let him come down to me.
[9] If he be able to fight with me, and to kill me, then will we be your servants: but if I prevail against him, and kill him, then shall ye be our servants, and serve us.

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http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/k...2&byte=1205050
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Damn, it sounds like Sadaam is figuring out he wont win. And Wants to try somthing different. Personally I like the Idea. Too bad BUSH is acting like a little whiney bitch. Of course, this course of action would never be taken by the US, because there would be the possibility of defeat. But I DO know, that when we invade IRAQ, Sadaam will have his tanks and soldiers in the cities, so civilian loss will be high. Sounds like Sadaam has found a new more honerable way in my opinion. Get a bunch of people out there with swords, like darkages style....

LOL can you imagine BUSH fighting hand to hand combat? LMAO.

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Originally posted here by Dr Toker
Damn, it sounds like Sadaam is figuring out he wont win. And Wants to try somthing different. Personally I like the Idea. Too bad BUSH is acting like a little whiney bitch. Of course, this course of action would never be taken by the US, because there would be the possibility of defeat. But I DO know, that when we invade IRAQ, Sadaam will have his tanks and soldiers in the cities, so civilian loss will be high. Sounds like Sadaam has found a new more honerable way in my opinion. Get a bunch of people out there with swords, like darkages style....

LOL can you imagine BUSH fighting hand to hand combat? LMAO.

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As well as being posted here, word for word. Now my question to you..what have you been smoking? And can I get some :D

I thought I deleted that post when I saw yours....

And yes you can have some...:)

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Originally posted here by debwalin
The only thing that might even solve it faster is if Sadaam and George just went ahead and took out rulers and measured their penises and got it over with!!! :D

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Not a good idea Deb...we would lose that contest because I think that Saddam is a bit taller than GWB, which would make him the bigger DICK.

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The only thing that might even solve it faster is if Sadaam and George just went ahead and took out rulers and measured their penises and got it over with!!!

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that just wouldn't be fair to bush 'cause as far as saddam goes, there dosn't seem to be an end to that *****.

I'm starting to wonder if I shouldn't have just posted this in Tech Humor. But back to the subject....Bush wants "regime" change in Iraq right? Why not put his money where his mouth is? Why put our soldiers and iraqi soldiers and civilians at risk?

/me sighs...if only we lived in a perfect world where politicians were made to fight wars where they send other people to.

I say we put the Iraqi soldiers on our pay roll. I mean, its all about money anyways, an Jr, is so convinced that they will Rise up Against sadaam. Well, Jr, they tried this already, then they got slaughtered when we wouldnt help them.

i don't know DT, theres 25 mil on OBL's head and hes still running around